Anna Nicole Smith recently buried her son Daniel in the Bahamas, but now that she’s getting kicked out she’s facing the possibility of having to exhume the body to bring back to the United States. A source says:
“She waited as long as she did to bury him [39 days after her son died] because she was trying to figure out if she could get his body into the U.S. Now that she might get booted out, the word is she’s going to take her son’s body with her.”
At the rate her life is going, when she goes in to unbury her son she’s gonna find that the body is already missing. And then on closer inspection notice the body actually clawed its way out on its own. Yeah, that’s right, I said it. He’s a zombie. Oh no I di’int just go there. Oh no I di’int.
slantingthroughdarkness | October 30, 2006 at 7:59 am
Just give it a couple of days. She’ll forget she ever even had a son.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
shameshame | October 30, 2006 at 8:00 am
Well I do believe this is the most entertaining thing I have read all morning.
seyoboy | October 30, 2006 at 8:01 am
She must be crazy to do that
http://celebrity-oops-money-gossip.blogspot.com/
griffmills | October 30, 2006 at 8:02 am
I’d bury my bone in her
biatcho | October 30, 2006 at 8:05 am
She’s gonna make that jew lawyer/fuckbuddy of hers dig up the body and then she is going to whack him over the head with the shovel in a drugged out rage and bury him on top of her son just so that her son can be tormented for eternity after being buried with his murderer. Then she’ll go to the nearest bar & have some 19 year old swig body shots off of her and will impregnate him. You just can’t make this shit up, folks.
ponk | October 30, 2006 at 8:11 am
i’m just glad for any story this morning because of tired of being greeted by Avril’s cooter every time i open this page.
bigponie | October 30, 2006 at 8:11 am
wtf, anna has put a new meaning to ‘rest in peace’.
Spindoc | October 30, 2006 at 8:15 am
Actually she is digging him up for two reasons.
1. She has a red carpet event and just like last year, foreign adopted Children were the must have accessory this year dead children are. She’ll be taking him to all the red carpet events.
2. She’s having money troubles now that she doesn’t have a rich boyfriend and was hoping to sell off some of the drugs still in his system.
PrettyBaby | October 30, 2006 at 8:16 am
Man, I wish this kid could have had the peace in death that he could not have in life. Leave him alone Crazy Lady!!
RichPort | October 30, 2006 at 8:17 am
Ha! This reminds me of that scene in Goodfellas where they have to move that captain’s body and when they’re digging it up, someone says “I found a leg! Does anybody want a wing???”
While she’s at it, she might trying exhuming her fucking career.
jrzmommy | October 30, 2006 at 8:17 am
Can someone explain to this dumb hick that Daniel’s body isn’t a “woobie”….you know how kids carry that ONE object with them wherever they go–blankie, teddy, binky…..
PrettyBaby | October 30, 2006 at 8:18 am
#6 Right on- sick of that stupid story and I am so crabby today :(
PapaHotNuts | October 30, 2006 at 8:19 am
On one hand, I feel bad for the family. On the other hand, “Weekend at Anna’s” should be a box office smash.
Italian Stallion | October 30, 2006 at 8:35 am
@13 still the king…..
Binky | October 30, 2006 at 8:36 am
I’ve heard he’s dead against a move.
RichPort | October 30, 2006 at 8:40 am
I see a “RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES!!!” episode of Law & Order in the making.
Pagan Queen | October 30, 2006 at 8:44 am
Papa, LOL – I was thinking the same thing!!
Tomorrow is Samhain (Halloween), so maybe she will dress him up and they will go as “Dawn of the Dead” characters.
Yeesh – she can just cremate him and take his urn along with Marshall’s wherever she goes.
How DOES someone that stupid survive? It must be horrible just trying to remember to breathe! ARGH!
Angry Ferret Jones | October 30, 2006 at 8:46 am
Can you feel bad for a corpse? Because I do.
I am suprised she is not doing it tomorrow during Halloween, and selling the rights to the highest bidder so they can broadcast it as “Anna’s Totally-Zombie Halloween Special.”
If she treats him this poorly after he’s dead, I can only imagine what a gifted parent she must have been when he was alive.
PapaHotNuts | October 30, 2006 at 8:52 am
Even in his dead, rotting, decomposing state, he is still considered the smarter of the two.
Spindoc | October 30, 2006 at 8:57 am
I’m sure he smells better than her signiture perfume.
TheDarkLady | October 30, 2006 at 8:58 am
I don’t understand why she was having a problem getting his body to the States for burial in the first place. Wasn’t he a citizen?
PrettyBaby | October 30, 2006 at 9:04 am
She has gotten so ugly, I think she should have stayed fat
Adult Underoos | October 30, 2006 at 9:05 am
an anna nicole smith hiaku:
your son is still dead
you were never that pretty
please eat shit and die
tada! http://www.funderpants.com
Zanna | October 30, 2006 at 9:07 am
Ohhh, fuuuuck me. So now we have to watch another DRAMATIC funeral? the poor kid can’t even rest in peace.
Xanthia | October 30, 2006 at 9:09 am
Does anyone have a mailing address for this idiot?
For more entertainment, we could mail her a copy of that movie, The Serpent and the Rainbow… in her dumbass state – she will dig him up – run to Haiti and then she can watch him become a shambling zombie……….
Now THAT would be great Reality TV!
jrzmommy | October 30, 2006 at 9:13 am
She must have needed a babysitter for Danielynn.
PrettyBaby | October 30, 2006 at 9:15 am
Even in his ghost form, I think Daniel could win custody of his little sister. He’s a better option that his fucked up mother, the Conniving Jewish Lawyer or the Money Grubbing Surfer/Mimbo that pity-fucked her.
I know- such bad language today.
jrzmommy | October 30, 2006 at 9:16 am
Just as soon as I had casted my ballot for Kate Moss as Mother of the Year, I teeter back to the Anna Nicole side of the fence. Those two are truly in a dead heat for the title.
Zanna | October 30, 2006 at 9:17 am
Smells like Teen Spirit.
@27. What bad language?
PrettyBaby | October 30, 2006 at 9:25 am
Ah, My favorite-the f-word, so many different uses. So satisfying to use and also to get, when you can.
My mood is improving, I must say.
PrettyBaby | October 30, 2006 at 9:28 am
#29 Ahh, the f-word, my personal fav. So many uses and very satisfying to use (or get-if you are lucky!)
You people are cheering me up with your funny comments and very Halloweenish theme I might add.
PrettyBaby | October 30, 2006 at 9:29 am
Sorry, but the site dropped me so I re-wrote.
Bad mood returning……
RichPort | October 30, 2006 at 9:30 am
Since she’s running out of money, can she just stuff him in a duffle bag and have him checked in as luggage, or is there some law against that too?
commissioner | October 30, 2006 at 9:38 am
I guess it’s a good thing he wasn’t Jewish.
knowhere | October 30, 2006 at 9:40 am
i think he croaked a while back, and was just made to look alive with animatronics or voodoo. i mean look at that pic. vacant gaze, blue lips, pale skin. deader’n something … really dead.
CelebSlam.com | October 30, 2006 at 10:02 am
Of course she going to exhume her son. She’s Anna Nicole Smith
http://www.celebslam.com
jrzmommy | October 30, 2006 at 10:05 am
PrettyBaby: Fuck is the most versatile word ever.
verb: To fuck
noun: Anna Nicole is a fuck.
adjective: Anna Nicole is telling fucking lies.
part of an adverb: Anna Nicole eats too fucking much
Jade - The Gossip Girls | October 30, 2006 at 10:32 am
Wonder what country she’ll head to next? She’s making it painfully obvious that Howard K. Stern is not the father. Her actions are speaking so much louder than words. She’s a total mess these days and someone needs to intervene. That poor baby. If she was honest and just did the paternity test, she’d be able to move on – covering things up and hiding is only going to make everything worse.
Jade
The Gossip Girls
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net
InstantAsshat-AddFame | October 30, 2006 at 10:52 am
It’s Smith’s proclamation that the exhumation to the Prozac Nation was a computation for renumeration. She’s got retardation and toxification, but she likes fellation, so what the fuck.
What an asshat.
HolisticWisdomcom | October 30, 2006 at 11:18 am
Can we say drama. Some people are addicted to it. I would say she is a true junkie.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
ch474 | October 30, 2006 at 11:21 am
She’s digging up the son so nobody else can do it to prove he’s the real father of the daughter. The “airline” will then conveniently “missplace” the body in transit, somewhere over the Bermuda Triangle would be my guess. Anna will then be splashed all over the headlines resurecting her once promising career and a celebrity endorser as she is signed for a 13 week run to pitch anti depressants. She will then retire to a double-wide just outside of Houston where she should have been for the last 2 decades anyway.
And we will never speak of this sorded mess ever again, so long as we all shall live.
PrettyBaby | October 30, 2006 at 11:22 am
#37 demonstrates that those who learn the intricacies of the word that is “Fuck” can engage in a lively, intelligent conversation. Try it at work for enjoyment!
yardgraffiti | October 30, 2006 at 11:25 am
sad to say but maybe its a lame attempt for him so that he can get away from his stupid mom. and maybe this way, she will leave him alone.
PrettyBaby | October 30, 2006 at 11:30 am
#43, If you already don’t know- I can be an airhead occasionally so I have to ask you to pardon me but I don’t get it.
no one you know | October 30, 2006 at 11:31 am
@33…she could just label him carry-on cram him in the overhead compartment. That’s what we did with grandma. *shrug*
GirlyGirl | October 30, 2006 at 11:38 am
Fuckin’ A, man! I do believe she is the stupidest human to wander aimlessly on this planet looking for hand-outs. What a train wreck. It’s sad, really.
PapaHotNuts | October 30, 2006 at 11:48 am
It would be great to see upon the opening of the casket, they found Paul McCartney’s ex-wife’s missing leg. Then Anna would eat it, shouting, ” A leg is a leg God Damnit! It ain’t got to be chicken to be good!”
fruit salad head | October 30, 2006 at 11:50 am
Mmm, Daniel is dead sexy.
RichPort | October 30, 2006 at 12:09 pm
Nice, just read some 19 year old admitted to raping his own mother. I mean someone else’s mom, ok? But his own mom? Somehow, I think these two stories are related:
http://www.nbc11.com/news/10175427/detail.html
Brain Embolism | October 30, 2006 at 12:18 pm
“Oh no I di’int just go there. Oh no I di’int.”
When did the Fish become a Puerto Rican New Yorker??