Anna Nicole Smith sued for paternity test

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Larry Birkhead – the guy who claimed to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter – has filed a lawsuit demanding Anna Nicole and her daughter return to California for a paternity test. Anna was served the court papers yesterday in the Bahamas, and Birkhead says he issued the suit because she had cut off contact with him.

Knowing Anna Nicole Smith it’s going to turn out the real father is some potted plant she was humping because it was late and she was horny and hey, why not, a plant’s good enough to look at so why not make love to? And don’t even ask me how a potted plant would get Anna Nicole pregnant. It’s called the miracle of life. Look it up.