Despite her lawyer’s denial that she’s not pregnant, Anna Nicole Smith was spotted at Los Angeles baby boutique Petit Tresor and a source says: “She and a female friend were looking at mostly pink onesies, pajamas and blankets. The kind of things you get when you first find out.” Additionally, Smith allegedly looked “very pregnant” during a recent visit to Myrtle Beach where she’s said to have rented a beachfront home.
“She was trying to conceal her stomach,” says the source. “[But] there was no doubt!” Also in Myrtle Beach, according to the tipster, is Birkhead. His mere presence would put the lie to reports that he’s going to make money and/or custody demands on Anna. But Birkhead has denied he’s the father of the denied baby. So, unless those denials are denied, nobody should have a problem.
I’m really hoping Anna Nicole Smith isn’t pregnant. Sure, she might inherit a bazillion dollars from the old dead guy she was humping, but all the money in the world can’t save an infant from being accidentally stuffed into the toaster because it resembled a giant loaf of cheese bread.
large_sized_teen | May 31, 2006 at 10:02 am
i didn’t know she was dating anyone.
large_sized_teen | May 31, 2006 at 10:02 am
Hmm, it IS fun to be first!
Italian Stallion | May 31, 2006 at 10:07 am
Duffman says “Now thats a mug, you don’t want to chug”……….
Jacq | May 31, 2006 at 10:09 am
Why in the hell to all of these celebs try to keep up the “I’ll never tell” front when the go to Petit Tresor?! Someone there tells the press everything! I thought that famous people already paid people to to that – they’re called publicists.
Who did that last quote come from?
“But Birkhead has denied he’s the father of the denied baby. So, unless those denials are denied, nobody should have a problem.”
Her “attorney?”
ptprez | May 31, 2006 at 10:11 am
what’s up with the fucking horse-teeth??
sweetcheeks | May 31, 2006 at 10:11 am
I read in “In Touch” that she’s planning on naming the baby “Cherri Pie” if it’s a girl. REALLY.
Apparently, she’s gunning a life of adult film for her daughter. I guess “Hornie Sexpot” and “I Have No Self-Esteem” were already taken.
BarbadoSlim | May 31, 2006 at 10:12 am
Ms. Smith was quoted saying:
heeeeeeeeeee…shhhhhhhh is gonna come out of my vajayna..hihihihihihihi…
sweetcheeks | May 31, 2006 at 10:12 am
“I was born wif big gums, suh.”
sissybelle | May 31, 2006 at 10:12 am
Man; I SO don’t give a f-ck about Anna Nicole Smith. Unless she gives birth to K-Fag’s or Teeny-Tiny Tommy Mapother’s spawn — that would be interesting.
FloydGator | May 31, 2006 at 10:20 am
#5
Yeah, not a very good tooth to gum ratio.
sharkbite | May 31, 2006 at 10:24 am
Uh oh, Britney Spears may soon be displaced as worst mother in the universe.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
Dr.Rokter | May 31, 2006 at 10:30 am
Mother and child should both be rendered down and then turned into machine processed meat blobs to add to government-subsidy noodle cups for prison lunches.
Laurie | May 31, 2006 at 10:33 am
If memory serves from the days of the Anna Nicole Smith show (yes I was a dork and watched the show when it was on) doesn’t Anna Nicole already have a son? A really ugly one?
Doxes | May 31, 2006 at 10:39 am
Yeah, she does have a son. He should be around 20 by now. Poor kid–imagine having to admit Anna Nicole is your mother. Looks like he’s not gonna be the only member of that club now.
pinky_nip | May 31, 2006 at 10:40 am
She looks like Barbaro in that pic.
sissybelle | May 31, 2006 at 10:42 am
BTW, Superfi, I think I read quite a while ago that she DIDN’t technically hump the rich old dead guy. She gave him blow jobs in his wheelchair because he was one-foot-in-the-grave and couldn’t participate in any other sexual activity, and she ‘loved’ him. And she would feel just the same about an eleventy-billion-year-old half-dead retired plumber who WASN’T a multimillionaire because love is love, baby. Really.
jrzmommy | May 31, 2006 at 10:45 am
She’s had major amounts of cosmetic surgery done. Anyone else notice that she’s like this oozy weird zombie that just strikes random bizarre sexy poses for no good reason? It’s like she’s been programmed by aliens to wander around as a cliche sex kitten and not make any sense.
BarbadoSlim | May 31, 2006 at 10:46 am
Nothing sexier than gulping rancid 1940′s vintage spooge.
BigJim | May 31, 2006 at 10:50 am
Well, she could be pregnant, or she could just be morphing into Free Willy again.
PapaHotNuts | May 31, 2006 at 10:57 am
It would be really funny if she gave birth to a huge spiral-sliced ham.
Dr.Rokter | May 31, 2006 at 10:58 am
#17 You’re right. I thought, however, that one day the Office of the People Who Run Everything got on the phone with the Illuminati, who in turn called the Zionist Occupying Government, and they all decided that since they didn’t need to kill the third Kennedy brother anymore, they’d make Anna Nicole Smith. To tie up the American judicial system and pave the way for the first of three great race wars.
They actually used the body of a hooker they murdered with Chlorox-infused Inglenook, and programmed it with the cpu from an old Tandy computer. All of which would explain her appearance/behavior.
Italian Stallion | May 31, 2006 at 11:03 am
Even Stallion wouldn’t fuck that horse/mare…….
ptprez | May 31, 2006 at 11:03 am
i might have blown the old coot for 11 billion…
what’s the joke: i’d keep 10 billion and spend 1 billion on mouthwash!!!
Ez-EEEE | May 31, 2006 at 11:06 am
i wonder if trim spa sponsers abortions… nothing slims you down like sucking a dead baby out.
pinky_nip | May 31, 2006 at 11:08 am
I can’t believe she even has any eggs left to get pregnant.
I would have thought she ate them all.
Agatha | May 31, 2006 at 11:08 am
As if she’d carry it to full term anyway!
Feed_Me_Chocolate | May 31, 2006 at 11:09 am
“Raise your hand…if you’re Sure!”
Sweetcheeks, you are on fi-ya, sista!
Pearly | May 31, 2006 at 11:10 am
She’s having the Trim Spa Baby! And I thought it was a tag line. I should have known she wasn’t that smart.
ptprez | May 31, 2006 at 11:13 am
anna to son: baby, come here and help momma fish your little sister out the toilet. then bring momma her medicine, the pink pills on top the fridge…
tits_on_snack | May 31, 2006 at 11:19 am
She already has a (surprisingly normal) kid.
bogarty | May 31, 2006 at 11:21 am
So she *looks* very pregnant. By that criterion her ass is pregnant too. And her thighs. Come to think of it, she’s been pregnant for years – I wonder what the gestation period is for, well, whatever she is.
HarryNipples | May 31, 2006 at 11:30 am
Can I eat the placenta??
Feed_Me_Chocolate | May 31, 2006 at 11:30 am
16
Because there’s nothing more delightful than putting flaccid, liver-spotted penis that smells of urine and body funk into your mouth.
ptprez | May 31, 2006 at 11:33 am
i wonder if she had to take out the cathider(sp) before she blew him…
HarryNipples | May 31, 2006 at 11:35 am
If you want to see a really funny spoof of Anna, go to http://www.youtube.com and under “search” key in “MadTV Anna Nicole”
NOW, can I eat the placenta???
ptprez | May 31, 2006 at 11:35 am
@32…
you can wash your hair in it…
Feed_Me_Chocolate | May 31, 2006 at 11:35 am
32
No, Tom Cruise is already on the list.
BigJim | May 31, 2006 at 11:42 am
Speaking of Tom Cruise…
Rumor has it that he abides much love and affection for penises.
TCLT <======3
HarryNipples | May 31, 2006 at 11:43 am
How could there be enough drugs and alcohol on this planet to induce a male human to get an erect penis near, let alone inside this bloated, drunk, babytalking, drooling, petri dish with legs?
Oops, sorry I forgot, SHE’S RICH, bwaaahaaaaa…well, for a couple billion, I’d beat the crap out of Tom to get at that placenta…he doesn’t need the money anyway…asshole…
86 | May 31, 2006 at 11:53 am
I’ve never seen a more blank pair of eyes.
ptprez | May 31, 2006 at 12:07 pm
if you put your ear to her ear you can hear the ocean…
Spindoc | May 31, 2006 at 12:08 pm
She probably isn’t pregnant, during her last implant surgery the doctor probably just dropped one of the extra breat implants into her stomach.
Ari | May 31, 2006 at 12:09 pm
#39 Maybe he gets off on danger, and god knows there’s nothing more dangerous than her crotch-rot… brain-rot…
Spindoc | May 31, 2006 at 12:10 pm
If she IS pregnant then my vote for baby name goes to either:
“Siniconia Vicodan Smith” or
“Your mom is a fat drugged up whore Smith” if it’s a boy.
Ari | May 31, 2006 at 12:14 pm
She probably hasn’t confirmed her pregnancy yet because she’s still trying to decipher the little plus and minus symbols on the pregnancy test.
Dr.Rokter | May 31, 2006 at 12:16 pm
#45 Actually, she was having problems because she stuck it in her mouth and was waiting for it to beep.
MystressJade | May 31, 2006 at 12:28 pm
#34 Thanks for the visual…….*vomits
Iambananas | May 31, 2006 at 12:30 pm
If she was pregs… then why would she try to conceal her stomach? Like the news on Anna Smith’s pregnancy would send te world into a tail spin. Why does she want no one to know? Because she’s SOOO important? Get real.
Saucie | May 31, 2006 at 12:36 pm
I found her actual name list:
Cherry Pie
Pizza Dough
Fe Male
Olive Loaf
Hello Dolly
Barbie
Ken
Bobby Trendy
Saucie | May 31, 2006 at 12:38 pm
Oh, I almost forgot
Colonel Sanders
Burrito Supreme and
Chimi Changa