Anna Nicole Smith still might be pregnant


Despite her lawyer’s denial that she’s not pregnant, Anna Nicole Smith was spotted at Los Angeles baby boutique Petit Tresor and a source says: “She and a female friend were looking at mostly pink onesies, pajamas and blankets. The kind of things you get when you first find out.” Additionally, Smith allegedly looked “very pregnant” during a recent visit to Myrtle Beach where she’s said to have rented a beachfront home.

“She was trying to conceal her stomach,” says the source. “[But] there was no doubt!” Also in Myrtle Beach, according to the tipster, is Birkhead. His mere presence would put the lie to reports that he’s going to make money and/or custody demands on Anna. But Birkhead has denied he’s the father of the denied baby. So, unless those denials are denied, nobody should have a problem.

I’m really hoping Anna Nicole Smith isn’t pregnant. Sure, she might inherit a bazillion dollars from the old dead guy she was humping, but all the money in the world can’t save an infant from being accidentally stuffed into the toaster because it resembled a giant loaf of cheese bread.