Anna Nicole Smith starved her baby to make her “sexy”
A legal document written by Anna Nicole Smith’s former nanny, Quethlie Alexis, in December has been leaked and it contains multiple accusations about Anna Nicole (aka Vickie Marshall), among them a claim she dangerously starved Dannielynn because “She wanted her baby to be ‘sexy’.” The accusations in the sworn affidavit include:
- Alexis was ordered to “underfeed” Dannielynn because “Ms. Marshall was obsessed with making sure that her baby was ‘sexy.’ Ms. Marshall knew that the correct amount of baby food was 3 ounces every 3 hours … Ms. Marshall insisted that the maximum I was to give was 2.5 ounces. Dannielynn is badly underweight and not thriving, as a baby should.”
- Anna Nicole threatened to “shoot her” if the baby ever addressed the nanny as “Mummy.”
- Anna Nicole tried to kill herself two separate times. “On the first occasion, she drank in my presence an entire bottle of what I believed to be a sleeping aid.” When Smith woke up from the resulting 48-hour coma, she blurted out the words “I wanted to die … I meant to kill myself.”
- Smith “tried to drown herself” in her swimming pool, but Howard K. Stern rescued her from the pool. After the rescue Stern was overheard saying to Smith, “If anything happens to you, I would go to jail.”
- She never witnessed Shane Gibson (the Bahamian Minister of Immigration) and Smith having sex, but the former nanny claims the minister would, “spend hours alone with Ms. Marshall in her bedroom” on a “daily basis.”
To be fair, fat babies are gross. I mean yeah, they might have a great personality and be full of life, but nobody wants to have sex with a cow. If anything we should applaud Anna Nicole for her continuing efforts to make infants look like the sexual objects that they are. I’m just surprised she didn’t try to get the kid breast implants.