A legal document written by Anna Nicole Smith’s former nanny, Quethlie Alexis, in December has been leaked and it contains multiple accusations about Anna Nicole (aka Vickie Marshall), among them a claim she dangerously starved Dannielynn because “She wanted her baby to be ‘sexy’.” The accusations in the sworn affidavit include:
- Alexis was ordered to “underfeed” Dannielynn because “Ms. Marshall was obsessed with making sure that her baby was ‘sexy.’ Ms. Marshall knew that the correct amount of baby food was 3 ounces every 3 hours … Ms. Marshall insisted that the maximum I was to give was 2.5 ounces. Dannielynn is badly underweight and not thriving, as a baby should.”
- Anna Nicole threatened to “shoot her” if the baby ever addressed the nanny as “Mummy.”
- Anna Nicole tried to kill herself two separate times. “On the first occasion, she drank in my presence an entire bottle of what I believed to be a sleeping aid.” When Smith woke up from the resulting 48-hour coma, she blurted out the words “I wanted to die … I meant to kill myself.”
- Smith “tried to drown herself” in her swimming pool, but Howard K. Stern rescued her from the pool. After the rescue Stern was overheard saying to Smith, “If anything happens to you, I would go to jail.”
- She never witnessed Shane Gibson (the Bahamian Minister of Immigration) and Smith having sex, but the former nanny claims the minister would, “spend hours alone with Ms. Marshall in her bedroom” on a “daily basis.”
To be fair, fat babies are gross. I mean yeah, they might have a great personality and be full of life, but nobody wants to have sex with a cow. If anything we should applaud Anna Nicole for her continuing efforts to make infants look like the sexual objects that they are. I’m just surprised she didn’t try to get the kid breast implants.
I would think this is all made up, but no one could make this shit up. It’s too surreal.
ANS shouldn’t have had a reality show, she should’ve had her own lab at NASA, devoted to studying the bizarre gravitational force that pulled chaos into her wake and sucked the common sense out of the brain of anyone in a 5 mile radius — but first they would’ve had to figure out what planet she was from.
I am shocked even she would do this. The best thing that will ever happen to this little girl is her mother dying and that is sad.
I am shocked even she would do this. The best thing that will ever happen to this little girl is her mother dying and that is sad.
Instead of saying “yes ma’am” and underfeeding the baby, the nanny should have called Child Services. She’s just as guilty of neglect as ANS and should be arrested.
Michael Jackson will probably now claim to be the father of the “sexy” baby…
I agree #22. Does anyone else find it odd that the nanny sat by and did nothing while ANS was in a 48-hour “coma”?
See post 5.
She probably fed her baby Trimspa Flintson Vitamins.
Does anyone here watch DRAWN TOGETHER? Doesnt this post remind you of the time TOOTS had adopted a baby and then the baby got pregged up? Yes babies need to be sexy, saggy diapers are hott!!!!!!
What I don’t understand is why a legal document and a sworn affidavit was necessary so the nanny could gossip? Was the nanny even trying to get custody of this baby back in December?! What was the purpose of this legal document?!
I’m usually anti-nanny, but in this case you’d think it would be the best idea in the world. Turns out it was the same difference.
i’m sure even that diet was much healther for the baby than sucking her mother’s breast milk, dangerous not only because of the chemical intake, but also the threat of getting smothered in her bosom.
#17 HILARIOUS haha
What a fucking stupid whore! Either she didn’t know or didn’t care that malnutrition can affect a child’s I.Q. and overall development. “Parents” such as her should be shot, or, at the very least, sterilized.
Trim Spa Baby! Get it? She wanted a trim spa baby! Oh forget it!
Forget a college fund for Dannielynn — whoever gets custody needs to start saving NOW for the decades of therapy she’s gonna need.
Whoever gets THAT job is gonna be richer than Trump.
Speaking of custody of underfed children, where’s Brangelina when you need them?
Friggin hypocrite. She friggin was a disgusting blimp on her dumb reality show, but then forces he baby to starve.
@26 & 33… You’re onto something there. Maybe the baby was under contract too?
just think if she had lived, the kid would have had badly bleached hair extensions befor her first birthday!
seems a little fishy (no pun intended). what are the odds that either of these women could do fractions?
#38 ANS probably knew exactly what 2.5 ounces looks like, isn’t that how coke comes? In ounces? Maybe she was afraid the kid would get an 8 ball of formula!
Imagine all the shit she took when she was pregnant so she wouldn’t gain back all the weight. That baby was probably born addicted to Trimspa!
i’m surprised no one has stated the obvious:
TRIMSPA BABY!
Here’s another worm that crawled out of the dirt to feed on Anna Nicole corpse. Some nanny this is … she claims that AN was bombed out of her mind most of the time, yet she followed her instructions on feeding the baby 2.5 oz. of food instead of 3 oz. Yea … right!!!
How far will these sickos go just to get their 5 mins. of fame(they don’t even warrant 15).
Let the poor woman rest in peace and stop this feeding frenzy!!!!
doh!
THESE FUCKING RETARDED AMERICAN TURDS ARE A DRAIN ON THIS STINKING PLANET. THIS WOMAN IS DEAD, SO LET HER BE DEAD IN PEACE. FUCKING FAT HAMBURGER EATING CUNTS NEED TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON. BLOW UP AMERICA.
Um, #42 & #44 I seriously doubt that Anna Nicoleis reading this commentary, so no one is _not_ “letting” her rest in peace. D’oh.
@42… I think the problem is that someone could come out and say ANS rented out her va-jay-jay to kids parties, and at this point, no one would bat an eye. She seemed to surround herself with like-minds.
#42 it’s either stop feeding the frenzy or stop feeding the baby. Your choice? You can’t have both. Personally I would hate to see a poor defenseless sexy baby go to waste because one out of every 100 people is an ANS fan so I say feed the frenzy and fuck that baby!
Oh & #44 – good luck dealing with the FBI after that comment that was just typed from your computer on a public forum. Jackalope.
So I’m going to go out on a huge limb (no pun intended) and assume that supernanny here can be seen at night only when she smiles. And that she’s lying.
If you check out the affidavit, the nanny is married, has one kid, and worked for ANS from 8am to 10pm, 7 days a week. Jeebus.
Nice try Jrz’s racist troll. God you are so incrediby pathetic!!! I hope your family members get mauled by rabid dogs this evening and that you get blamed for it and get stuck in a jail cell with a big black man named Bunny that wants to make you his bitch for life.
#50 – don’t be a hater.
Honey, wake up! You’re having that nightmare again. Don’t worry, you’re safe now.
Breaking: ANS still dead!
Good comeback 51 & 52 (same lame person). I am sorry your mammy didn’t hug you enough and that daddy hugged you a little too much in all the wrong places. But you deserved it me thinks.
umm…could you try again? this could be fun, but you’re going to have to put in more effort than that.
One of the many differences between you & I are that I don’t HAVE to try. Losers who need to impress try the hardest & generally fail miserably at it (i.e. 48, 51, 52, 55).
#54
i was on your side until you said the cell mate was a “black man”. now WHO is the racist?
so…no. okay!
p.s. on the last line you accidentally typed your hip measurements over the last four years.
#57, if you want PC join Greenpeace or some hippie commune. You’re not going to find it here. Hug a tree.
And Anon – let me just get your next comment for me out of the way to save us all time…
“I know you are but what am I you fucking bitch ass ho. I bet you lose IQ points when you go to the bathroom”.
If you had an original thought in your brain you’d be a worthy adversary. you’re on Danyell’s level but at least she provides enterainment. You’re banal & worthless and are the sole reason mommy divorced daddy.
#7 – Stupidity comes natural to you, eh? You
need to stop standing so close to the
microwave when you come up with these
posts!
#59 – i find nothing in my writing that resembles your attempt at prescient prose, but its very existence indicates that i’ve become superfluous in this intercourse. also, as #57 indicated, you really stepped in it. feel free to withdraw and wipe.
And #54 – Look up the word irony and you would understand why I used the term “black man”. I guess next time when i am trying to prove a point to a bunch of morons I’ll be sure to say African American to please the uneducated masses that are hoarding this site of late.
How’s that tree taste?
Let me guess, you live alone with 50 cats, you buy smoking jackets & used pipes from flea markets, have annoyed your parents for years by attempting to use a british accent to cover up your midwestern one so you don’t sound as dumb as you really are, you hung out outside at Lord of the Rings theatrical releases dressed as Gandelf and masterbate frequently to the entire Trilogy?
so you also hate midwesterners and you really love the Lord of the Rings. go on – this is fascinating!
hehe I love it when i’m right!
It’s about time someone had the guts to do something about all the fat ass babies I see out there dialy.Baby fat my ass, it’s just not putting in the effort to take care of yourself, like ANS did. I hope this rings a bell for all those “mothers” stuffing there preicious little darlings with with pablum and breast milk. Give it up, or else your baby will never, ever, be sexy enough.
word.
ANS was working on a no-carb diet program for fatty babies w/ trimspa.
one can only pray to sweet baby jesus that her work is carried on.
You know…
Some of you need SERIOUS therapy…
Anyway, with all the dicks coming (LOL) out of the woodwork, saying that they’re the baby’s daddy, Maury Povich is missing out…”You are NOT the father” special, if ever there was one. Think of the $$$$$$ Maury is missing out on…
By the way, Anna Nicole Smith is not dead. This is a publicity stunt!!!