Anna Nicole Smith sexed her way into Bahamian citizenship

February 12th, 2007 // 69 Comments
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A Bahamian newspaper published these two photographs on its front page this morning showing Anna Nicole Smith in bed with the Bahamian immigration minister – the same guy who approved her application for permanent residency.

How many more twists could Anna Nicole’s life possibly have? Somebody’s probably gonna find her true birth certificate and it’s gonna turn out she’s not even a person, just an oversized sea monkey.

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  1. BobMikki

    I think she may have literally fucked everything with a pulse.

  2. Niecy

    People keep saying we shouldn’t talk about her because she’s dead, but how can we not with all this stuff about her coming out? Who hasn’t she slept with?

  3. WiseMan

    Once a slut………always a slut.

  4. NipsyHustle

    looks like she pulled the age old “shake your white pussy in his face” routine to get a black man to do her bidding. it works like a charm. if only slaveholders had thought to give black men po white women nobody wanted, they could have had happy slaves to this very day.

  5. dovescry1999

    #54…
    FUCK YOU!!!

  6. jrzmommy

    This is the best evidence I’ve seen that Anna Nicole was suicidal. Obviously you don’t want to go on living if you allow yourself to be slimed by such a stool-colored nigger.

  7. misanthrope

    Well, he can be ruled out as the baby daddy.

  8. NipsyHustle

    #55 looks like someone is feeling sensitive. did i strike a nerve? good. mission accomplished.

  9. TNB Alerts

    Nigger loving white whore and Howard K Jew could not stand it and kilt her.

  10. schack

    #35

    is that what the older boys told you at bedtime in boarding school?

    who’s really calculating, and who’s just been had?

  11. Team OJ

    After catching her mum acquiring her new citizenship Daniel knew it was time to go.

  12. LyraBelacqua

    #49 = the funniest Anna Nicole comment yet

  13. Brightflowermaid

    Um, sill question but was she actually alive when these pics were taken?
    I know she was out of her tree most of the time, but you would think there would be a little bit of a change in facial expression between the two shots. They seem to be identical.

  14. moondoggy

    http://www.filmportal.de/public/pics/IEPics/e5/8D9F1A8ED14F472F98990D27DE168A4B_Ball_der_Nationen_01.jpg

    That picture, then this picture of Zsa Zsa Gabor.

    My brain hurts.

    I’m still waiting for there to be an OJ Simpson connection. Maybe Howie will write a book called ‘If I Did It’.

  15. swgirl

    GET REAL PEOPLE! It is so obvious there is no sexual relationship between these two. You can completely tell in the body language of the officer. Not to mention she is doing the exact same pose she does in a lot of her modeling/ads. How anyone can look at these photos and pass them off as proof of an affair is beyond me. Her makeup and hair are too perfect and they’re completely clothed. He has a camera posing smile for cryin’ out loud.
    Didn’t anybody ever watch her reality show? She did outrageous stunts like this all the time. I say “show me some REAL proof”. She was an actress and model and took pictures like these many times.

  16. MargeAggedon

    Didn’t like her or hate her. She’s just another ‘as seen on tv’ to me.
    Sure, she died young, but she made her choices and that was the result. Sucks to be her.
    I will never get the instant reversal in attitude that goes on when someone dies. Ok yeah, she’s dead. It’s a human condition. Ce la vie. But don’t act like she’s suddenly some pitiable misunderstood saint. And don’t bash people for bashing her. She was an unrepentant media whore in life. Don’t now try to defend her simply because she’s feeding the worms.
    Besides, she’s done everyone a huge favor by elevating the three ring orgy that was her life to the status of media extravaganza giving all the spin doctors something to cover rather than forcing them to talk about the Libby trial or the lies about Iran, or all the people dying in Iraq. And isn’t that what media is all about? Distraction.

  17. PrettyBaby

    #43 & #48 stfu…Thanks very much.

  18. Don Mega

    Damn. Is ther anyone she didn’t fuck? Oh yeah. Me.

  19. mmm….well, i guess she can get whatever she wants…everyone wants to feel those jugs…

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