Anna Nicole Smith sexed her way into Bahamian citizenship


A Bahamian newspaper published these two photographs on its front page this morning showing Anna Nicole Smith in bed with the Bahamian immigration minister – the same guy who approved her application for permanent residency.

How many more twists could Anna Nicole’s life possibly have? Somebody’s probably gonna find her true birth certificate and it’s gonna turn out she’s not even a person, just an oversized sea monkey.