A Bahamian newspaper published these two photographs on its front page this morning showing Anna Nicole Smith in bed with the Bahamian immigration minister – the same guy who approved her application for permanent residency.
How many more twists could Anna Nicole’s life possibly have? Somebody’s probably gonna find her true birth certificate and it’s gonna turn out she’s not even a person, just an oversized sea monkey.
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RichPort | February 12, 2007 at 9:50 am
She was a ho? Say it ain’t so…
schack | February 12, 2007 at 9:53 am
did anyone see photos of her after the birth of her baby?
she had like 2nd degree sunburns all over her. clearly, just going outside was too dangerous for her, nevermind living life.
god bless her crazy, anguish-ravaged, voracious soul!
sigmanu | February 12, 2007 at 9:54 am
3rd. It is still sad that she croked. I mean everyone hated her, but now her baby is without a mom and 3 oogling dudes who want to be the daddy. Fuck wait i’m not sure how good of a mom she would have been……..
Giggles | February 12, 2007 at 9:58 am
Oh come on…..there could be a lot of explanations for this.
rmeno | February 12, 2007 at 10:02 am
#4 you’re right…i mean..look at the myspace pics…there are teens standing with rock stars hugging and all over them just to get a wild pic for their myspace…
but we are on a site that people LOVE to think the worse…
trinket | February 12, 2007 at 10:03 am
These pictures are capturing what is obviously the rigorous process of obtaining immigrant status in the Bahamas.
I mean, what kind of government minister DOESN’T wear a poloshirt and cap to the office each day?
come on!
Ramdonomo | February 12, 2007 at 10:03 am
#3 – That’s not right. I don’t know if you ever saw ‘The Anna Nicole Show’, but her son was very well behaved, polite and obviously loved and well taken care of.
I think she WAS a good mom. She quite clearly had some personal problems.
Pizzikatie | February 12, 2007 at 10:07 am
#7 — It’s cute that you think everything you see on TV is real.
Actually, wait… it’s retarded.
DancingQueen | February 12, 2007 at 10:10 am
Wow, apparently this bitch wasn’t quite as dumb as she looked/acted…
Pizzikatie | February 12, 2007 at 10:11 am
And I’m sorry… but… no porn star can truly make a good mother. Mothers are supposed to set examples for their children, and Anna Nicole absolutely NEVER set a good example for ANYONE. To try to put her up on a pedestal just because she died (of stupidity, in the long run) is ridiculous. She was a cheap tramp and there was absolutely nothing admirable about her. I feel SORRY for her because she was too stupid to look after herself and I feel SORRY for her children because they were born to a thoroughly slutty, stupid woman. If she was a good mother, there wouldn’t be all of this controversy surrounding her death. She wouldn’t have gotten herself into this disgraceful mess if she were a good mother.
BarbadoSlim | February 12, 2007 at 10:13 am
Wasn’t this, you know? Common knowledge?
SaraLuppino | February 12, 2007 at 10:14 am
Thats bullshit, it has been reported MANY times the guy who approved her was a family friend. In fact, the guy who approved her, his wife was the one watching the baby when Anna died. This is bullshit, post-death defamation is inexcusable, period. The dead can’t speak for themselfs. I don’t care what you say, Anna was laughing all the way to the bank for years.. she didn’t give a fuck what people said. But to bash someone AFTER death, is messed up.
SaraLuppino | February 12, 2007 at 10:15 am
Thats bullshit, it has been reported MANY times the guy who approved her was a family friend. In fact, the guy who approved her, his wife was the one watching the baby when Anna died. This is bullshit, post-death defamation is inexcusable, period. The dead can’t speak for themselfs. I don’t care what you say, Anna was laughing all the way to the bank for years.. she didn’t give a fuck what people said. But to bash someone AFTER death, is messed up.
bedbugsandballyhoo | February 12, 2007 at 10:18 am
Explanations, hmmm….let me think…how did this guy end up in her bedroom? Oh yeah, maybe he was skydiving, fell through the ceiling and his parachute and attire were ripped off, leaving his street clothes perfectly in tact. Fortunately, Anna Nicole was there to break his fall with her super buoyant devices, which were damaged in the process, thus explaining her “repair” surgery. Sounds reasonable to me…
Oh, and there’s always a spare photographer to capture her heroic efforts and comforting, reassuring embraces. “There, there sugar, you’re just fine.”
Pizzikatie | February 12, 2007 at 10:18 am
#12 (and 13) — Maybe it isn’t cool to bash someone after they die, but it’s even worse to pretend that they were something wonderful or admirable. I said it before she died, and I’ll say it now.. Anna Nicole was a sad, sorry waste of space, and these pictures only reinforce the fact that she was only good for one thing.
not in your face i promise | February 12, 2007 at 10:18 am
You’re not looking at the pictures closely enough. That’s Florida, not the Bahamas. The dude is the janitor at the morgue. Must be his friend taking the pictures. Those will be cell phone wallpaper for sure.
Zanna | February 12, 2007 at 10:27 am
She is SO doing God right now…..
PrettyBaby | February 12, 2007 at 10:29 am
There is nothing wrong with using beauty to get what you want.Look at me.I have used my beauty to fuck anyone and everyone to get what I want here in Minnesota.And if someone falls in love, thats too bad for them.Dumbasses.
Pizzikatie | February 12, 2007 at 10:34 am
In Minnesota.
I know you’ve got to be joking.
gigi33 | February 12, 2007 at 10:37 am
Minnesota — So you’re fuckign all the ice fishermen and cheese heads? Fun! Loser.
jrzmommy | February 12, 2007 at 10:39 am
“cheesehead” is Wisconsin. (“chunky monkey” is the dude in these pictures.)
WiseMan | February 12, 2007 at 10:42 am
She was tainted meat.
krisdylee | February 12, 2007 at 10:43 am
She likes her men like her coffee. Hot and black.
Wait, that guy isn’t hot….
ch474 | February 12, 2007 at 10:44 am
It’s been fun watching the AN E/Star/True Hollywood story reruns since her death. In the early Playboy and Guess years … when her boobs almost looked realistic … she was acutally pretty. However years of drug abuse, food abuse, expoitation, bad decisions and bad advice rapidly turned her into a cartoon charicature of herself.
And say what you want about the pictures above, but no 40 year old bottle blonde hasbeen starlet should ever wear frosted eyeshadow! Yuck.
I think its either a blow up doll, or she’s passed out after a couple of speedballs. She doesn’t change position or expression in either picture. The only thing missing is the drool.
Kristin | February 12, 2007 at 10:48 am
She just always had to prove she had no class.
FunkMasterYeliz | February 12, 2007 at 10:48 am
crazyness for sure.
jrzmommy | February 12, 2007 at 10:48 am
I think she’s passed out under a couple of blackballs.
FunkMasterYeliz | February 12, 2007 at 10:49 am
p.s. i like to pimp in Kentucky on the weekends, minnesota is NOT where its at……
RichPort | February 12, 2007 at 10:51 am
I used to close my eyes and fuck her all the time when I was a kid… loved thse Guess ads…. maybe too much.
PrettyBaby | February 12, 2007 at 10:54 am
#18- Shut up, will ya??
Although thanks for the idea, I should sleep with the grocer and maybe he’ll give me that really good thinly proscuitto for free. Ah-ha, genius!!
PrettyBaby | February 12, 2007 at 10:54 am
#18- Shut up, will ya??
Although thanks for the idea, I should sleep with the grocer and maybe he’ll give me that really good thinly sliced proscuitto for free. Ah-ha, genius!!
PrettyBaby | February 12, 2007 at 10:56 am
Sorry for the double post- but I did correct my spelling ;)
wacka wacka | February 12, 2007 at 11:07 am
Don’t you mean salt cod? Since when do Minnesotans even know what proscuitto is?
schlumpfgruen | February 12, 2007 at 11:09 am
I couldn’t care less.
I wonder when the will stop trying to bring out dirt out of her past.
Time to move on.
Carsten5577 | February 12, 2007 at 11:10 am
In the grand scheme of things, just another woman using her looks and sexuality to obtain what she wanted. The old negro got to shoot a load and she got her residency. a deal is a deal. Women have been doing this since time immemorial. No news here. Women are much more materialistic and calculating than men…The bottom line is that Smith was just a very successful courtesan.
fritobandito | February 12, 2007 at 11:11 am
PIN CUSHION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A.V Phibes | February 12, 2007 at 11:12 am
I’m just DYING for an Anna-Nicole biopic. It will be the zaniest screwball comedy ever.
MrSemprini | February 12, 2007 at 11:16 am
I can hear it now…
“Hey, honey, don’t you want to be awake for this?”
Anna Nicole Smith | February 12, 2007 at 11:20 am
#35 – Why are you calling me cortisone? I didn’t take no cortisone. At least Howard didn’t say it was in the suppository. He’s good with the spray butter.
LL | February 12, 2007 at 11:20 am
Damn, if I had known it was that easy to gain citizenship, I would have started putting out for immigration guys long, long ago. I’d have 20-30 of them by now (citizenships, that is). You never know when a citizenship will come in handy. Like when a U.S. judge wants to force you to do something and your scummy lawyer advises you to get citizenship in another country to avoid things like court appearances. Least that’s what it looks like to me. AS made her own problems, she doesn’t really deserve any sympathy now. And as for not “bashing” someone after they die – whatever. AS got way more chances than most people will ever get, and she pissed them all away. She deserves, at most, pity. And not very much of that.
Props to #17, but I think God can do way better… he/she/it will take one look at those fake hooters and say, “What, the ones I gave you weren’t good enough, bitch?” and then drop-kick her ass down to hell.
BigMember | February 12, 2007 at 11:31 am
I think that people should stop trying to figure out who else Anna Nicole fucked to get what she wanted.
It will be a lot easier and faster if people just ask who hasn’t she fucked?
Clete | February 12, 2007 at 11:36 am
Big improvement over Howard K or Larry Jerkhead. I hope that guy had himself deloused after laying on top of her. Sarcasm aside…she needed serious psychiatric help, all those ‘loved ones’, ‘fans’ should have had an intervention years ago.
PrettyBaby | February 12, 2007 at 11:44 am
Being a beautiful whore is not easy.No one really likes you.People wont stick up for you.Your beautiful,but your a slut.It hurts sometimes.
Luv717 | February 12, 2007 at 11:55 am
Are you all that stupid? That doesn’t even look like her!! First, she doesn’t have those monster claws she always sported, Second, the ring she wears on her left hand is ginormous and has a huge center stone, unlike the one in this picture, third, Anna has a squared chin and this chick has a nice little pointy one. Think about all the people that are trying to get that baby and the money. Do you honestly think someone would never post a fake incriminating picture of her? Plus, there is nothing wrong going on in the picture, it is obvious there are people in the room (taking pictures). I was not a big fan of hers, but like one of the guys above said, she isn’t here to defend herself so to continually bash her is just wrong. Grow up!
bedbugsandballyhoo | February 12, 2007 at 12:14 pm
@44
You must have taken your magnifying glass out for this one! I think you need a new one.
Just because there other people in the room doesn’t mean there isn’t anything going on. Ask Parasite Hitler.
Besides, even major news outlets are reporting this one; not just gossip blogs and tabloids. And as others have mentioned, this is not the first time this story has surfaced.
BarbadoSlim | February 12, 2007 at 12:21 pm
@40, you can try for Barbado although I can’t guarantee you’ll get citizenship, I can guarantee a good plowing.
:)
dovescry1999 | February 12, 2007 at 12:25 pm
Anna Nicole was like the door at the quikie wart…
she would open for anyone, 24 hours a day…
This is the tramp of the year. Paris and Kim tie for 2nd…
Britney is too trashy to complete, even against Anna
PrettyBaby | February 12, 2007 at 12:32 pm
No one will defend a whore.
woodhorse | February 12, 2007 at 12:36 pm
I was SO planning on moving to the Bahamas but the admission is way too high. Do they have more than one Immigration Minister? Does the other one look like Don Cheadle?? This is very depressing.
veggi | February 12, 2007 at 12:39 pm
first!