UPDATE: Anna Nicole Smith rushed to hospital is dead

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Anna Nicole Smith was transported to Memorial Regional Hospital in Hollywood, Florida just after 2pm after she collapsed at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino. She was found unresponsive in her hotel room and CPR was performed on her and a breathing apparatus was inserted into her throat. Local streets were closed off to rush her to the hospital and paramedics were seen pumping her chest as she was taken to the hospital.

The story is still breaking so I’ll keep information posted as it comes in. If Anna Nicole’s life is anything like I’ve come to expect there’ll be a surprise twist at the end. Like a former lover tried to kill her or something, but he’s also her secret twin brother.

UPDATE: Jesus, Anna Nicole Smith is officially dead at the age of 39. According to police reports, she was already dead when she was found in her hotel room.

UPDATE 2: Apparently Anna Nicole Smith was staying with a private nurse at the hotel and the nurse was the one who found her and called 911. Nobody’s sure why she was staying with a nurse, but hospital sources are speculating she might have died of heart failure. An autopsy is scheduled for tomorrow, and if that doesn’t get to the bottom of this I’ve got a trench coat and magnifying glass waiting in my closet. Detective Awesome is on the case!