Anna Nicole Smith was transported to Memorial Regional Hospital in Hollywood, Florida just after 2pm after she collapsed at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino. She was found unresponsive in her hotel room and CPR was performed on her and a breathing apparatus was inserted into her throat. Local streets were closed off to rush her to the hospital and paramedics were seen pumping her chest as she was taken to the hospital.
The story is still breaking so I’ll keep information posted as it comes in. If Anna Nicole’s life is anything like I’ve come to expect there’ll be a surprise twist at the end. Like a former lover tried to kill her or something, but he’s also her secret twin brother.
UPDATE: Jesus, Anna Nicole Smith is officially dead at the age of 39. According to police reports, she was already dead when she was found in her hotel room.
UPDATE 2: Apparently Anna Nicole Smith was staying with a private nurse at the hotel and the nurse was the one who found her and called 911. Nobody’s sure why she was staying with a nurse, but hospital sources are speculating she might have died of heart failure. An autopsy is scheduled for tomorrow, and if that doesn’t get to the bottom of this I’ve got a trench coat and magnifying glass waiting in my closet. Detective Awesome is on the case!
kayel | February 8, 2007 at 12:29 pm
2/8 Never Forget
sassi_chic | February 8, 2007 at 12:31 pm
Noooo!!!!!!!!!
Amy3000 | February 8, 2007 at 12:33 pm
Two words……. “Over-Dose”
JungleRed | February 8, 2007 at 12:33 pm
I assume there’s a warrant out for Howard K. Stern. He’s going down.
calicojack | February 8, 2007 at 12:33 pm
it looks like she’s taking a shit in that picture
Knickers O'Muffin | February 8, 2007 at 12:34 pm
You know she’s drowning her sorrows in alcohol and drugs and probably OD’d. Maybe even TRIMSPA baby! I feel bad for her daughter. It seems somewhat obvious by now that Birkhead is the father, or why would ANS be so reluctant to submit to blood tests? I see a future crying on Larry King for Howard K. Stern, asswipe that he is.
yolatengo | February 8, 2007 at 12:35 pm
are they sure they just didn’t find a blow-up sex doll in there and got confused??
Lizzle | February 8, 2007 at 12:36 pm
She probably just had a heart attack upon finding out she was fathered by a horse. Seriously, are human lips naturally supposed to seperate that much from gums?
inspector11 | February 8, 2007 at 12:38 pm
wait, they found her unconcious and unresponsive? that’s like saying someone found me glistening and smoldering with erotic intensity. Of course they would. It’s thursday, isn’t it?
aproka | February 8, 2007 at 12:39 pm
Gawd this pic of her is horrible, her upper lip looks like Mr. Ed. Helloooooo, maybe when she dies they’ll turn her into glue.
ChristmasOnMars | February 8, 2007 at 12:42 pm
It says she was unresponsive.
How could they tell?
A.V Phibes | February 8, 2007 at 12:43 pm
Judging from the picture, I’d say her synthetic human disguise is starting to peel back and she will soon be revealed as an H.R. Giger Alien.
veeelchop | February 8, 2007 at 12:43 pm
was she doing a SLOW DIVE?
when will CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES step in and protect her infant child?
luvthissite | February 8, 2007 at 12:44 pm
She just loves those pills……Their going to kill her like her son….it is ashame!!!
HATE THOSE PILLS!
DumBlonde | February 8, 2007 at 12:44 pm
aww now where are all of the 95 year old corpses gonna go to get some love??? who’s gonna mumble random, incoherent sentences(?) about music videos(?) to Kanye West? who’s gonna ask if i like her body??? I CANT LIVE LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
that out of the way i hope she’s ok…
sid | February 8, 2007 at 12:47 pm
YOU ARE ALL REPORTED!
Heh heh..I wa gonna do a riff on “let’s show respect,” or something like that, but fuck it.
Lousy pic. Ah, well…around 150 Iraqis died yesterday in the biggest single bomb blast yet in their civil war. One less Hollywood phony doesn’t really compare.
I’ll still jerk off to your old Playboy shoots, baby.
PaisleyMoon | February 8, 2007 at 12:47 pm
Do you think she got brain damage?
PaisleyMoon | February 8, 2007 at 12:47 pm
Do you think she got brain damage?
Tulgeyhat13 | February 8, 2007 at 12:47 pm
Trimspa Baby! LET’S GET HIGH!!!!!
sid | February 8, 2007 at 12:48 pm
YOU ARE ALL REPORTED!!!!!!!!!
Show some respec
chelleann66 | February 8, 2007 at 12:48 pm
My first thought… what a selfish piece of crap. She has a baby daughter she brought into this world and so fricking self absorbed and self indulgent that she would end up in the back of an ambulance possibly dying…
My second thought… I didn’t know there was a Hard Rock Cafe and Casino in Hollywood, Florida! Cool!
theropes | February 8, 2007 at 12:49 pm
Uhh…shes dead.
sid | February 8, 2007 at 12:49 pm
Double post, sorry :/
Regnig | February 8, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Update – just heard on the local news that she has died.
I feel for her little girl.
Lizzle | February 8, 2007 at 12:50 pm
I think we’re jumping the gun a little bit here, people. The EMS folks said she was unresponsive, but they should’ve waited a few more minutes – are we sure it wasn’t just a really slow blink???
#17, 18 – kind of hard to damage what you never had.
Lizzle | February 8, 2007 at 12:50 pm
K i just read she’s dead …
I think I’m officially going to hell.
sassi_chic | February 8, 2007 at 12:51 pm
# 16 You have a great point!!
llllllllll | February 8, 2007 at 12:51 pm
It’s Official: Anna Nicole Smith Is Dead!
sitara | February 8, 2007 at 12:51 pm
Dead. I wonder who will get Dannielynn.
eastboundanddown | February 8, 2007 at 12:51 pm
I just heard she died. Do you think Elton will play “Candle in the Wind” at her funeral?
RedInk | February 8, 2007 at 12:51 pm
It’s confirmed that she has passed.
Peace to her friends and family.
sid | February 8, 2007 at 12:53 pm
Wait a sec
LL | February 8, 2007 at 12:53 pm
I hope the “local streets were closed off” comment was an exaggeration. If not, WTF? It’s not like she’s the president of the United States, or even Brad Pitt. Is anybody really surprised that she collapsed and had to be rushed to the hospital? I’m only surprised it didn’t happen sooner. I feel bad for the EMTs who had to clear the vomit out of her mouth before they could intubate.
And if it turns out she didn’t OD but instead had an actual non-self-inflicted medical problem, I still don’t feel bad. When you spend a large part of your life as a drug/booze addled, gold-digging never-were, dropping dead of an overdose is pretty much your destiny. Every day that DOESN’T happen is icing on the cake.
siliconsaint69 | February 8, 2007 at 12:56 pm
Fucking finally. She definately outstayed her welcome on this planet. Now we just need the little one to die to end the bloodline. HAH! Druggie bitch.
luvthissite | February 8, 2007 at 12:57 pm
DEAD>>>>OMG rest in peace Anna
LL | February 8, 2007 at 1:00 pm
Still don’t feel bad. I feel bad for kids with cancer, homeless puppies and kittens, soldiers in Iraq, hell, anybody in Iraq. But Anna Nicole? Nope. Feel bad for her kid (the one she didn’t manage to kill off with neglect), but not her.
I bet J. Howard Whatshisface’s family is sorta happy right now, even if they don’t dare say it out loud.
PapaHotNuts | February 8, 2007 at 1:00 pm
Trim Spa works
Knickers O'Muffin | February 8, 2007 at 1:00 pm
RIP Anna. Too bad you are leaving behind a motherless daughter who will now be fought over like a piece of meat by Birkhead and Stern. I see stripping in Dannilyn;s future.
ohyeahallie | February 8, 2007 at 1:00 pm
I actually feel really really bad. I’m not gonna lie… that fucking sucks. she was way too young.
sid | February 8, 2007 at 1:00 pm
I’m glad I posted that before the rest of you confirmed…if George Bush choked to death on a pretzel I’d laugh. But this is kinda sad.
“She was found unresponsive.” I didn’t know what that meant. Sorry :(
suzy | February 8, 2007 at 1:02 pm
how fucking rude are some of you to say “finally”
i can’t believe that there are so many unkind people in this world.
i just hope that when you pass on, someone will say “finally”
shame on you!
I for one was incredibly shocked. Sure I wasn’t her biggest fan, but I didn’t want her to die. She was human just like the rest of us. She had a terrible life growing up and then she got some stability and then after her son passed away everything when down again.
I pray for her daughter and Howard K. Stern.
PunjabPete | February 8, 2007 at 1:02 pm
I feel bad for her baby and her dead son…
For her? No sympathy. She made all her own choices.
Peter Coffin | February 8, 2007 at 1:03 pm
I am seriously shocked by this. I thought the broad was nuts, but I thought she’d live to the normal age of dementia.
I mean, WOW.
PapaHotNuts | February 8, 2007 at 1:04 pm
Hey Suzy- Fuck off.
HollyJ | February 8, 2007 at 1:04 pm
Maybe to avoid giving over her daughter for a DNA test, she faked her own death. Those gov’ts are super-easy to buy off.
Not likely, but I wanna see the body. I WANNA SEE EVIDENCE
freelief.com | February 8, 2007 at 1:04 pm
Sad.
whatthe | February 8, 2007 at 1:05 pm
She
PaisleyMoon | February 8, 2007 at 1:05 pm
I have little sympathy for someone who’d leave a baby like that. I know she was crazed by the death of her son, and a little crazed in general..but, she had a baby to think of. Pftttt. She sucked, now she’s dead.
missdavis | February 8, 2007 at 1:06 pm
#34, thats fucking sick, your a cunt.
TaterFace | February 8, 2007 at 1:08 pm
Her poor daughter. :( In her weirdness/craziness, I loved her.