Anna Nicole Smith might be pregnant

May 3rd, 2006 // 80 Comments

ansmith-pregnant.jpgAn insider has revealed that Anna Nicole Smith may have gotten pregnant using the help of a friend, but now the friend wants money and involvement in the child’s life.

“Anna’s freaking out because she got pregnant by this guy, who’s now saying, ‘I want money and access to the kid,’” an insider tells our Gatecrashing colleague, Ben Widdicombe.

I’m hoping this isn’t true, because God forbid the fate of a human being actually be left in the hands of Anna Nicole Smith. Leave her unsupervised for a single afternoon and by the end of the day there’d be a baby stuffed in the toaster and Anna wondering why there’s a loaf of bread in the crib.

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  1. Fisher55

    and she *won’t* get fat again, cuz she had gastric bypass surgery, duh

  2. Chrystal03

    #41, thats not a stone baby thats a garbage pale kid..I know I collected the cards back in the 80′s.

  3. Why did she have a friend donate? Could she have just scraped some old cum off her dental floss?

  4. Iambananas

    This gross #53… I kind of don’t like Anna Nicole Smith… she was way funnier when she was fat.

  5. tits_on_snack

    #15, word. Her son does seem surprisingly normal. I remember seeing him on that show. He’d basically just lock himself in his room and listen to music and play computer games while his cracked out mom & the rest of the circus freakshow played dressup games and decorated the house in fluffy pink pillows.

  6. It’s safe to say that when Anna does it, it’s trendy. I’m just worried that some celebrity will realize being pregnant is played out and look for a new trend to set… God forbid they all get it in their heads to kill their kids… because they will all jump on the bandwagon together.

  7. CoJo

    I think her son is the father of her baby. There are a number of reasons this could be possible:

    A. She’s a total whore
    B. She was probably too busy finding a sugar daddy to actually create a mother-son type of bond with the kid.
    C. She surrounds herself with people that she pays to tell her she’s beautiful and brilliant and that they love her.
    D. Have you seen her relatives?
    E. She’s a total whore

    “Baybeee, get here and take care ah momma! Don’t you think I look good? Aint I sexy? ‘Member when you used to feed off these boobies…”

  8. CoJo

    Oh.

    F. She’s on so many drugs she can’t even figure out if she’s having sex for real or making another Showtime soft-porn special.

  9. Iambananas

    Thats meganharris? (I was going to type something mean here but my consience got the better of me. lol.

  10. gogoboots

    HAHAHA! Crazy girl that she is. She looks kinda scary now, I think I liked her better when she was fat and drunk.

  11. boredmilf

    her tooth-gum ratio gets me so haawwt!

  12. I have it on good authority that Sugarpie is the daddy. The kid’s going to come out looking like Bin Laden’s niece.

  13. Pearly

    I always felt sorry for her kid, now she is having more? She hasn’t fucked up her first kid enough? There are shrinks taking down their names right now for future reference.

  14. M@ce

    Megan Harris is a hot POA. She can ride my pony anytime.

  15. Trotter

    @52 Did you ever get the MeganHarris kid? It was the micro-penis tranny covered in mucus and feces that carried a dismembered baby arm. Remember? I loved that one.

  16. prettierthanmeganharris

    Damn, I really am prettier than megan harris, poor baby, well at least she has an awesome personality and sparkling wit.

  17. For the record, I think Megan Harris is hotter than Kristen Dungst.

  18. sherry-co

    TCLTC=TOM CRUISE LOVES TO CUDDLE…just a reminder..

  19. VanillaSalTyBaLLs

    Why is that a pic of Lil’ Kim????

  20. Italian Stallion

    Dickholes in your underwear, where have I heard that before…….

    44. Posted by Italian Stallion on April 6, 2006 06:20 PM
    Naomi would get her ass kicked by Rosie…

    That would suck explaining to everybody how you got your ass kicked by a woman with dick holes in her underwear……

  21. Fa Cube Itches

    43 well, I guess she does look like Kirsten Dunst. How about that.

  22. glensbabyblu

    #35- hilarious

    papahotnuts, you make life worth living!!!!

  23. dimestoredetective

    Anna Nichole…so hot. I’d hit it all night long…

  24. Right…this isn’t fucked up at all.

  25. All of this celebrity stuff and the fact that I live in Hollywood is starting to make my head spin. It’s kind of like when they “crossed the streams” in Ghostbusters. Bad stuff.

  26. here

    Fact: Anna Nicole Smith was the Secretary of State during the latter portion of the Clinton Administration. She has a book out and is currently touring. Powers of Osteoporosis – activate!

  27. ebayfan414

    I just thought I’d mention that Anna Nicole’s pleasure hole is always full of sticky gooey white stuff. Oh and Howard that lawyer guy from the show had a huge nose. liiiiikkke myyyyy boodeeeeeee?

  28. PrincessPixie

    Hi, this is my first post here, though I’m a long time reader. Im usually found on Popsugar.

    WHy are you all so Anti-Megan Harris? what has she done to you?

    My pic is also on popsugar so if anyone wants to have a go at me feel free, but dont you think that its kinda lame to pick on someone when you dont have YOUR photos up to have a go at? Im sure your not all supermodels.

    :)

  29. PrincessPixie

    And by the way, i enjoy negative attention so feel free to call yourselves ‘PrincessPixieIsAHo’ or whatever.

    Iv just been reading the comments on this site, my God, why you all so into Megan Harris hating? why bother? Seriously, its kinda weird……..Megan, stay on Popsugar honey, theres a better class of poster there.

  30. Lil Rae

    Have you noticed the people on here and the ones who do the rating for the best and worst dressed look a mess?

    People have nothin else better to talk about, and these bitches on here who are callin her fat are either A. Superficial guys who could only DREAM of getting a girl 1/2 as hot as her, or B. Bitches that are just as fat and a lot plainer looking.

    Ya’lls are a bunch of dumbasses, she’s richer, prettier and nicer than any of you will ever be x10 lifetimes, get over yourselves ‘n’ go die!!

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