An insider has revealed that Anna Nicole Smith may have gotten pregnant using the help of a friend, but now the friend wants money and involvement in the child’s life.
“Anna’s freaking out because she got pregnant by this guy, who’s now saying, ‘I want money and access to the kid,’” an insider tells our Gatecrashing colleague, Ben Widdicombe.
I’m hoping this isn’t true, because God forbid the fate of a human being actually be left in the hands of Anna Nicole Smith. Leave her unsupervised for a single afternoon and by the end of the day there’d be a baby stuffed in the toaster and Anna wondering why there’s a loaf of bread in the crib.
Wassup now bitches???!!
How ya like me NOW???!!
Wow -
you like it baby!!??
She’s gonna get fat again!
Bring her to the vet and get her fixed….let Brit and KFed tag along too!
lol
why do I like this crap? oh, by the way, Really original name, there, “prettierthanmegan”
maybe this year you can go to fourth grade, instead of staying in 3rd.
don’t worry my babies.
we’ll see a story like this again 10 years down the line.
from here on out, I think it would be safe to assume that “Anna Nicole” can be substituted with “Britney Spears” and the story will still be totally valid.
I’d hit it
MeganHarris: Quit acting like you’re a chick, we all know you wear underwear with dickholes.
Doesn’t she already have a son? I seem to recall some early-teen boy in her ‘tv’ show.
RC
This was Anna’s reaction:
Soooo, if the guy comes inside of me and a baby comes out later, he’s like the father!?!?!?!?*(^^*
I’m confused siiiiiiiigh,I want some Trimspa?
dude that “american haunting” trailer made me shit my pants.
it really should be illegal to scare people with loud, unexpected noises like that.
Anna Nicole: I’ve got one word for you: abortion.
if i remember correctly, she already has like a 15 year-old son. you mean to tell me you people didn’t attach yourselves to the tv when that trainwreck originally aired?
amazing thing is, the kid seems to be freakishly normal…if not totally embarrassed.
Anna Nicole will make Britney Spears look like Mother of the Year.
And, isn’t it enough that the dude got to fuck her and fill her full of baby batter? Now he wants to see the kid, too? I hope he was at least smart enough to make her think she was having fertility problems so he would get to ride that a 15 or 20 times before she conceived.
She’ll be back to giving 90 year olds heart attacks in no time, if this kind of behavior continues.
She already has twins, but whatever makes her happy………
@2 – Megan Harris…
I didn’t llike you to begin with.
I’m betting the guy has a little over four hundred million reasons to be part of the kid’s future.
Now she’ll be saying “Want my moneeey”, “want my Viperrr”. Dumbazz.
#19
Not yet he doesn’t.
Yikes.
I used to have it bad for this idiot, before she went all Fat Elvis. Now her brain is just totally fried. Such a waste. She used to be awesome.
Oh, I know #21, but she might, he’s probably counting on her getting something.
I don’t think that she’s really pregnant – I think that this is all a scam by her man-friend assistant Kimmie…Anna would be dumb enough to believe that a lesbian can get a woman pregnant.
Can you imagine this whiny cunt pregnant??? “EEEEEUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH….get me some juuuuuuice, i’m thIRsteeeeeeeeeeeee. I gotta peeeeee, geeeeezzz, kimmeeeeeee, my pussy hurts…wheere’s all my moneeeeeeeey?”
I don’t know why people were giving her beads at Mardi Gra, it’s not like we haven’t seen her tit’s before………….
MeganHarris: Quit acting like you’re a chick, we all know you wear underwear with dickholes.
OMFG. That was gooooood.
#24 You’re right. Sadly, he probably already did “get something”.
Wow, what a sad and pathetic life you lead Megan. I mean, is that what you live for? Trying to be the first to comment. My god..
Anyways, back on topic. I think she might be a good parent. She had a lot of training changing the diapers of her late husband.
She does have a son already. Poor kid. All she needs is another human being to mess up. If she is pregnant, someone needs to lock her away from the booze and the pills.
It would be kind of funny if the guy is the great great grandson of the dude who she’s trying to get the money from. That’s one way to get some of the fortune back.
Why doesn’t she just adopt???
Oh, right. Booze. Drugs. Soft-core Porn…Stripping. STDs…The old man…crap…too bad – she does have money though…
Can it have really concieved? She is pretty old and her insides gotta be all tore up.
I’d eat her placenta.
Bets starting at 20 bucks that the father is Howard K. Stern.
Can you even fucking imagine how ridiculously stupid this should-be terminated child is going to be? How about Anna teaching him to play Twister?
“OK Cletus, left ear chocolate. I mean, big shoe peanut. Wait a sec.. red dot poo-poo. Fuck it, get momma a drink and one of my special vitamins, alright honey?”
Let the Mexicans stay and deport this baby.
Cojo that was so realistic it was disturbing, I could almost feel her boozy presence.
What the hell people?????
36 posts, and no comments about the cock loving short crazy fag!
TCLTC
Man you people are slipping.
i agree with poster 15.. she does have a kid already.. he was on her show a couple times, i think..
so big whoopie.. he’s not dead, so i guess she did an ok job
It says in the article that she dated Scott Baio. I almost mentioned him instead of Anson Williams in my comment about going down the celebrity list in the Brendan Fraser thread. If I had mentioned him and he is the father, I’d be psychic. Cool.
So, she can afford an attorney to help her get all those millions but no one to advise her about using a “friend” to get pregnant.
Her womb is so ravaged she’ll most likely have a Lithopedion.
She’ll be all, “I ain’t sure why it never came out! I just figured it liked it in there. Like Kimmie, yall know what I mean?”
http://www.obgyn.net/ENGLISH/PUBS/ARTICLES/Stone_Baby.htm
#41 that link is kinda depressing
http://popsugar.com/6682
If you scroll down about a third of the page you can see a pic of MeganHarris.
#41 Trotter, I was wondering where you had gone to and was missing your jokes until you put that website up and made me throw up my pasta………thanks
# 43 after seeing that I’m tempted to change my name to prettierthanmeganharris too.
Trotter, seriously?
Fuck you.
That was awful.
Kind of apropos, though.
Kudos.
But seriously?
Fuck you.
Trimspa. The new Thalidomide.
Oh GOD!!! I meant to pull out. Where is the coathanger? Someone push her down some stairs. This bitch is dumber than Britney.
Maybe the daddy is Bobby Trendy and he just wants to decorate the nursery with pink or blue shag fur.
“Come on Bobby, I want to be like evrbody else in Hollywood and have the alternative family! I want to go on Rosie’s cruise ship!”