An insider has revealed that Anna Nicole Smith may have gotten pregnant using the help of a friend, but now the friend wants money and involvement in the child’s life.
“Anna’s freaking out because she got pregnant by this guy, who’s now saying, ‘I want money and access to the kid,’” an insider tells our Gatecrashing colleague, Ben Widdicombe.
I’m hoping this isn’t true, because God forbid the fate of a human being actually be left in the hands of Anna Nicole Smith. Leave her unsupervised for a single afternoon and by the end of the day there’d be a baby stuffed in the toaster and Anna wondering why there’s a loaf of bread in the crib.
MeganHarris | May 3, 2006 at 12:46 pm
Wassup now bitches???!!
MeganHarris | May 3, 2006 at 12:47 pm
How ya like me NOW???!!
Yayday | May 3, 2006 at 12:47 pm
Wow -
MeganHarris | May 3, 2006 at 12:47 pm
you like it baby!!??
86 | May 3, 2006 at 12:47 pm
She’s gonna get fat again!
asmith | May 3, 2006 at 12:49 pm
Bring her to the vet and get her fixed….let Brit and KFed tag along too!
MeganHarris | May 3, 2006 at 12:49 pm
lol
why do I like this crap? oh, by the way, Really original name, there, “prettierthanmegan”
maybe this year you can go to fourth grade, instead of staying in 3rd.
Lipgloss Assassin | May 3, 2006 at 12:49 pm
don’t worry my babies.
we’ll see a story like this again 10 years down the line.
from here on out, I think it would be safe to assume that “Anna Nicole” can be substituted with “Britney Spears” and the story will still be totally valid.
griffmills | May 3, 2006 at 12:51 pm
I’d hit it
pinky_nip | May 3, 2006 at 12:51 pm
MeganHarris: Quit acting like you’re a chick, we all know you wear underwear with dickholes.
tuben | May 3, 2006 at 12:51 pm
Doesn’t she already have a son? I seem to recall some early-teen boy in her ‘tv’ show.
RC
BarbadoSlim | May 3, 2006 at 12:51 pm
This was Anna’s reaction:
Soooo, if the guy comes inside of me and a baby comes out later, he’s like the father!?!?!?!?*(^^*
I’m confused siiiiiiiigh,I want some Trimspa?
Evangelia | May 3, 2006 at 12:53 pm
dude that “american haunting” trailer made me shit my pants.
it really should be illegal to scare people with loud, unexpected noises like that.
pinky_nip | May 3, 2006 at 12:54 pm
Anna Nicole: I’ve got one word for you: abortion.
k37744 | May 3, 2006 at 12:55 pm
if i remember correctly, she already has like a 15 year-old son. you mean to tell me you people didn’t attach yourselves to the tv when that trainwreck originally aired?
amazing thing is, the kid seems to be freakishly normal…if not totally embarrassed.
saltpeanuts | May 3, 2006 at 12:55 pm
Anna Nicole will make Britney Spears look like Mother of the Year.
And, isn’t it enough that the dude got to fuck her and fill her full of baby batter? Now he wants to see the kid, too? I hope he was at least smart enough to make her think she was having fertility problems so he would get to ride that a 15 or 20 times before she conceived.
She’ll be back to giving 90 year olds heart attacks in no time, if this kind of behavior continues.
Italian Stallion | May 3, 2006 at 12:58 pm
She already has twins, but whatever makes her happy………
Zanna | May 3, 2006 at 12:59 pm
@2 – Megan Harris…
I didn’t llike you to begin with.
BarbadoSlim | May 3, 2006 at 12:59 pm
I’m betting the guy has a little over four hundred million reasons to be part of the kid’s future.
Chrystal03 | May 3, 2006 at 1:00 pm
Now she’ll be saying “Want my moneeey”, “want my Viperrr”. Dumbazz.
Dr.Rokter | May 3, 2006 at 1:00 pm
#19
Not yet he doesn’t.
krisdylee | May 3, 2006 at 1:03 pm
Yikes.
Gerald Tarrant | May 3, 2006 at 1:04 pm
I used to have it bad for this idiot, before she went all Fat Elvis. Now her brain is just totally fried. Such a waste. She used to be awesome.
BarbadoSlim | May 3, 2006 at 1:04 pm
Oh, I know #21, but she might, he’s probably counting on her getting something.
CoJo | May 3, 2006 at 1:04 pm
I don’t think that she’s really pregnant – I think that this is all a scam by her man-friend assistant Kimmie…Anna would be dumb enough to believe that a lesbian can get a woman pregnant.
Can you imagine this whiny cunt pregnant??? “EEEEEUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH….get me some juuuuuuice, i’m thIRsteeeeeeeeeeeee. I gotta peeeeee, geeeeezzz, kimmeeeeeee, my pussy hurts…wheere’s all my moneeeeeeeey?”
Italian Stallion | May 3, 2006 at 1:04 pm
I don’t know why people were giving her beads at Mardi Gra, it’s not like we haven’t seen her tit’s before………….
Errrika | May 3, 2006 at 1:05 pm
MeganHarris: Quit acting like you’re a chick, we all know you wear underwear with dickholes.
OMFG. That was gooooood.
Dr.Rokter | May 3, 2006 at 1:05 pm
#24 You’re right. Sadly, he probably already did “get something”.
ILovePapaSmurf | May 3, 2006 at 1:08 pm
Wow, what a sad and pathetic life you lead Megan. I mean, is that what you live for? Trying to be the first to comment. My god..
Anyways, back on topic. I think she might be a good parent. She had a lot of training changing the diapers of her late husband.
playahater101 | May 3, 2006 at 1:08 pm
She does have a son already. Poor kid. All she needs is another human being to mess up. If she is pregnant, someone needs to lock her away from the booze and the pills.
bjpack | May 3, 2006 at 1:09 pm
It would be kind of funny if the guy is the great great grandson of the dude who she’s trying to get the money from. That’s one way to get some of the fortune back.
CoJo | May 3, 2006 at 1:10 pm
Why doesn’t she just adopt???
Oh, right. Booze. Drugs. Soft-core Porn…Stripping. STDs…The old man…crap…too bad – she does have money though…
Can it have really concieved? She is pretty old and her insides gotta be all tore up.
ieatthepoo | May 3, 2006 at 1:10 pm
I’d eat her placenta.
86 | May 3, 2006 at 1:13 pm
Bets starting at 20 bucks that the father is Howard K. Stern.
PapaHotNuts | May 3, 2006 at 1:13 pm
Can you even fucking imagine how ridiculously stupid this should-be terminated child is going to be? How about Anna teaching him to play Twister?
“OK Cletus, left ear chocolate. I mean, big shoe peanut. Wait a sec.. red dot poo-poo. Fuck it, get momma a drink and one of my special vitamins, alright honey?”
Let the Mexicans stay and deport this baby.
BarbadoSlim | May 3, 2006 at 1:15 pm
Cojo that was so realistic it was disturbing, I could almost feel her boozy presence.
Diana | May 3, 2006 at 1:15 pm
What the hell people?????
36 posts, and no comments about the cock loving short crazy fag!
TCLTC
Man you people are slipping.
suzy | May 3, 2006 at 1:19 pm
i agree with poster 15.. she does have a kid already.. he was on her show a couple times, i think..
so big whoopie.. he’s not dead, so i guess she did an ok job
bjpack | May 3, 2006 at 1:22 pm
It says in the article that she dated Scott Baio. I almost mentioned him instead of Anson Williams in my comment about going down the celebrity list in the Brendan Fraser thread. If I had mentioned him and he is the father, I’d be psychic. Cool.
CruisingForCock | May 3, 2006 at 1:26 pm
So, she can afford an attorney to help her get all those millions but no one to advise her about using a “friend” to get pregnant.
Trotter | May 3, 2006 at 1:31 pm
Her womb is so ravaged she’ll most likely have a Lithopedion.
She’ll be all, “I ain’t sure why it never came out! I just figured it liked it in there. Like Kimmie, yall know what I mean?”
http://www.obgyn.net/ENGLISH/PUBS/ARTICLES/Stone_Baby.htm
suzy | May 3, 2006 at 1:41 pm
#41 that link is kinda depressing
Unknown | May 3, 2006 at 1:41 pm
http://popsugar.com/6682
If you scroll down about a third of the page you can see a pic of MeganHarris.
Italian Stallion | May 3, 2006 at 1:44 pm
#41 Trotter, I was wondering where you had gone to and was missing your jokes until you put that website up and made me throw up my pasta………thanks
Lou | May 3, 2006 at 1:46 pm
# 43 after seeing that I’m tempted to change my name to prettierthanmeganharris too.
Sodomy_is_for_Girls | May 3, 2006 at 1:48 pm
Trotter, seriously?
Fuck you.
That was awful.
Sodomy_is_for_Girls | May 3, 2006 at 1:49 pm
Kind of apropos, though.
Kudos.
But seriously?
Fuck you.
Trotter | May 3, 2006 at 1:54 pm
Trimspa. The new Thalidomide.
IwearBananahammocks | May 3, 2006 at 1:56 pm
Oh GOD!!! I meant to pull out. Where is the coathanger? Someone push her down some stairs. This bitch is dumber than Britney.
Saucie | May 3, 2006 at 2:02 pm
Maybe the daddy is Bobby Trendy and he just wants to decorate the nursery with pink or blue shag fur.
“Come on Bobby, I want to be like evrbody else in Hollywood and have the alternative family! I want to go on Rosie’s cruise ship!”