Anna Nicole Smith might be pregnant

ansmith-pregnant.jpgAn insider has revealed that Anna Nicole Smith may have gotten pregnant using the help of a friend, but now the friend wants money and involvement in the child’s life.

“Anna’s freaking out because she got pregnant by this guy, who’s now saying, ‘I want money and access to the kid,'” an insider tells our Gatecrashing colleague, Ben Widdicombe.

I’m hoping this isn’t true, because God forbid the fate of a human being actually be left in the hands of Anna Nicole Smith. Leave her unsupervised for a single afternoon and by the end of the day there’d be a baby stuffed in the toaster and Anna wondering why there’s a loaf of bread in the crib.