Anna Nicole Smith marries Howard K. Stern

Because the madness will never end, Anna Nicole Smith and Howard K. Stern got married yesterday on a boat near Nassau. They reportedly exchanged vows, although there was no formal marriage and the ceremony isn’t “legally binding” according to Anna’s other lawyer, Michael Scott (just like The Office!). So basically Anna Nicole and Stern put on a little show where they pretended to get married. And I mean, why not? At the rate they’re going they could become space pirates and it’d just seem like the natural progression of their lives.