Anna Nicole Smith’s 20-year-old son Daniel died in the Bahamas on Sunday, only three days after she gave birth to her new daughter. Her official site reads:
“On Sept. 7 Anna Nicole gave birth to a healthy 6 lb., 9 oz. baby girl. Her son Daniel was in the Bahamas with her to share in the joy of his baby sister when he passed away suddenly on the morning of Sept. 10. We have yet to learn the cause of death but do not believe that drugs or alcohol were a factor. Anna Nicole is absolutely devastated by the loss of her son. He was her pride and joy and an amazing human being. Please do not make any press inquiries at this time so that Anna Nicole can grieve in peace.”
Anna Nicole Smith’s life is about as close to a soap opera as humanly possible. I can’t even imagine what it’s like to gain a daughter and lose a son in the span of three days, but I bet it’s sort of like finding out the father of your child is really a pirate who also happens to be your long lost twin brother. And twin sister. Bum bum bummm!
“I know that people, like myself, who do things that most people only hear about on the news are a lot like unicorns to you in that you don’t believe that we exist, but we do.” …. I don’t need to turn on my TV to hear about a bored secretary who posts on a celebrity blog every 10 minutes. It’s been funny arguing with your hysterical shrew ass. I’m sure we’ll find something new to fight over next week.
Richport, please stop. You are seriously one of the most bland posters on here. At least jrzmommy is somewhat interesting as an emotional trainwreck, but you are just boring. Go back to your Tulsa knitting circle and let the big boys play.
Out of tragedy, can come humor…the jrzmommy/starmaker/richport catfight is the funniest shit I have seen in a long time…
And jrzmommy, why do have this image of you in my mind, four-foot tall, rollers in your hair, stomping around your kitchen in the middle of the afternoon in your flannelette pajamas and old fuzzy slippers, smoking a cigarette, face contorted with scorn, trying desperately to conjure up more venom to spew at everyone on this site in between breaks watching Oprah reruns…?
Maybe you need to change your PMS medicine or switch to a decaf coffee…
#251 – What can I say? One person’s terrorist is another person’s freedom fighter I suppose. I am currently sharpening my wit to meet your extremely high standards, but I fear you may have set the bar too high my lady! You charge us with inanity, inhumanity, insubordination, and inconsistency, and yet, you read everything and still respond. All this with a high paying job and a great life. Kudos. I must admit, I have written sililoquoys based loosely on the awe-inspiring posts you offered… really truly brilliant stuff my little star maker; there are literally children singing odes to you in small mountain villages, now assured that all shall be well in the world again. I can’t count the number of times I’ve seen glorious responses filled with awe and admiration written by other posters, praising your extreme acumen for edgy, yet sensitive, humor. You even get to show the emotional side by being compassionate in the face of ire and vapidity. Again truly commendable and thought provoking stuff, the manna of the gods if you will.
Of course by all of that, I mean get face fucked by a horse. While it’s taking a piss. These small breaks in my busy day entertain me so, you non-funny fucking idiot. I talk like a sailor on leave and make no apologies. Fuck you if can’t take a joke. Bitch.
#253…
Hilarious – brilliant and fucking hilarious – scuse me, I have to wipe the coffee off myself after it came spewing out of my nose…
Now we just need jrzmommy to add her 2 cents worth…and my day started off so shitty…
#254 – Thanks TD, but don’t tell that to #251. She might get mad and lump you with Jrz and myself… the horror!!!
#255…
The horse fucking reference was charming, just fucking charming – I actually saw that once in a sleazy Italian porn flick – they also fucked a dog…gee, sounds like one of jrzmommy’s shitty Friday night parties, don’t it?
Perhaps you have noticed I am trying to flush her out of the woodwork – perhaps she is busy changing an overflowing bedpan or sponge bathing a gangrene patient…
wow. that is so terrible. as absent as Anna Nicole is, i was already fearing what her daughter’s life would be like. of course, there will be a nanny who will play mommy to both the little girl and her like-minded biological mother. i pictured her daughter growing up as a life-sized Bratz doll (complete with removable plastic head). but now that she’s lost her son, im sure this poor child will grow up trying to get her mother’s attention and approval while also trying to take the place of her brother.
i feel sorry for her daughter already… when she’s 13, she’ll be a mix of her likely heroes: Lohan, Hilton, Richie, and Donatella Versace’s daughter Allegra.
give her up for adoption, Anna Nicole. it’ll be the bravest, most noble achievemant of your life.
#257…
Oh dear, you gave a me a bad case of the “guilts” – how dare I make fun of others on this website and talk about porn and bedpans, when “poor” Anna Nicole is having such a rough time of things, poor little millionairess – how selfish of me to think about my own shitty, insigificant life whan Anna needs all of my prayers during this trying time in her fabulous fucking life…
I think I will pee my pants now…
#256 – I think I saw that porno too, it starred Chocolate Starfish Machinery I believe. I think Jrz actually does have a job, being as she seems to post only during working hours. I however am surrounded by computers, like some eerie cross between the Matrix and the Terminator, so I basically post whenever my dick itches. I will say the bit about me being her ‘little bitch hand puppet’ was reasonably, if slightly, smile inducing, if only for the pathetic nature of its attempt. Oh how I do love a good kumite. I just wish Starfish could provide one. I doubt we’ll hear much more from her. NEXT!!!
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Uhhhh….. really? At least half the comments posted here should be removed. In fact, the original post should be removed, according to these parameters.
Bleh. Like Ms. Smith or not, this is pretty vile stuff.
that’s really sad…hope she’s doing well