Anna Nicole Smith’s 20-year-old son Daniel died in the Bahamas on Sunday, only three days after she gave birth to her new daughter. Her official site reads:
“On Sept. 7 Anna Nicole gave birth to a healthy 6 lb., 9 oz. baby girl. Her son Daniel was in the Bahamas with her to share in the joy of his baby sister when he passed away suddenly on the morning of Sept. 10. We have yet to learn the cause of death but do not believe that drugs or alcohol were a factor. Anna Nicole is absolutely devastated by the loss of her son. He was her pride and joy and an amazing human being. Please do not make any press inquiries at this time so that Anna Nicole can grieve in peace.”
Anna Nicole Smith’s life is about as close to a soap opera as humanly possible. I can’t even imagine what it’s like to gain a daughter and lose a son in the span of three days, but I bet it’s sort of like finding out the father of your child is really a pirate who also happens to be your long lost twin brother. And twin sister. Bum bum bummm!
domino | September 11, 2006 at 7:15 am
you can say what you like about Anna Nicole, but that is incredibly tragic..
RichPort | September 11, 2006 at 7:16 am
This is just a sad thing, even for Anna Nicole. Other than her being a drug-filled-drunken whore, I have no joke here. Fucking ‘nice’ pills I’ve been taking all weekend have yet to wear off…
DancingQueen | September 11, 2006 at 7:17 am
Wow, that is really sad.
frenchtoaststix | September 11, 2006 at 7:19 am
In one of the press releases about this tragedy, it said something like “keep Anna Nicole and Howard K. Stern in your thoughts.” Why would we keep her lawyer in our thoughts? He’s not the dad of the 20-year-old. I don’t think he’s the dad of the new kid, either. How strange.
eliothen | September 11, 2006 at 7:20 am
I remember watching her stupid reality show (i’m fascinated by horrible reality shows) and feeling really sorry for her son and wondering how he was going to grow up amidst all the insanity. poor guy, he didn’t stand a chance.
Star Maker Machinery | September 11, 2006 at 7:20 am
How terrible …
Darby | September 11, 2006 at 7:20 am
That is so sad.Especially having him so young. I can’t imagine it, they would have been so close.
wendy718 | September 11, 2006 at 7:22 am
It really is sad. Rest in Peace Daniel.
Nikk The Templar | September 11, 2006 at 7:22 am
Oh my God.
That is so fucked up.
Poor Anna Nicole.
dupababy | September 11, 2006 at 7:22 am
really sad about her twenty year old but then just how ancient is this fugster that she’s popping out new ones? i mean, i realize she’s had several thousand hours worth of replastification but generally doesn’t the old uterus kind of lose it’s spring and life after 75? really, i don’t think there are surgeons damned magical enough to reshrink a hole the size of the grand canyon…
mac&cheese | September 11, 2006 at 7:24 am
For having such a screwed up used Kleenex of a mother — what little glimpses we saw of her son on television he seemed like a pretty level headed guy. It’s a shame that anyone that young has to die — and a horrible thing for any parent to have to bear. I feel really bad for her because as she has proven in the past she doesn’t deal with lifes ups and downs very well. Hopefully she can keep it together for the sake of her new daughter.
magickal | September 11, 2006 at 7:25 am
I am the first one to laugh at and goof on celebrities…..but there is no joke to be made here. (and the pirate joke was just stupid.)This is a horribly sad tragedy for Anna Nicole Smith, and no matter what kind of person she is or what kind of ass she’s made of herself in the past, this is a mother who just lost her child. Not funny. Hey, superfish, maybe there’s a “funny” 9/11 story to post…….
jrzmommy | September 11, 2006 at 7:30 am
that does suck. Talk about bittersweet man. How do you enjoy the beginning of one child’s life while you mourn the end of the other? I can’t imagine that. I just can’t. I feel horrible for any parent in that situation.
The picture of her, however, is funny.
#12–I know a really funny 9/11-related story….it’s the one where the U.S. clobbers the piss out of the Taliban and al Qaeda fags in Afghanistan. I LOVE that one!! HA HA!!
Ashland | September 11, 2006 at 7:30 am
I wonder if Anna Nicole ever was a “mother” to this boy? I wonder if this was a suicide?? Maybe 3 days after the arrival of the baby (half sister) aka (yet another permanant distraction) for his mother…he just gave up on anyone ever giving a crap about him. God Bless you Deniel.
Sweet_cheeks | September 11, 2006 at 7:30 am
this is tragic. i wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy.
however, i can’t say that i’m surprised, daniel was always very sedated and i felt so bad for him.
may he rest in peace in a better world
notmeganharris | September 11, 2006 at 7:30 am
@12 — well put. This is just sad. Any parent who loses a child deserves only compassion and sympathy — even if it’s not in keeping with the tone of this site.
nightshirt | September 11, 2006 at 7:31 am
i too wondered how that kid would ever survive a mother like her. she should be ashamed of herself – being a specticle like that and mortifying her child. he just should have wondered away to the jungles. may he rip
sharkbite | September 11, 2006 at 7:32 am
Wow, that really is a tragedy for her.
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griffmills | September 11, 2006 at 7:33 am
will she breast-feed?
kandyk0119 | September 11, 2006 at 7:34 am
No matter what she has done, it is unbelievably horrific to make fun of this situation! May God give her peace during this tragic and traumatic time!
jenipurrr | September 11, 2006 at 7:41 am
That is just horribly sad. Anna Nicole may be many things, but first and foremost she was a mother. She loved her son, and that was evident. I feel deeply for her and I wish her the best in the tragic time in her life.
edb87 | September 11, 2006 at 7:43 am
I don’t care for Anna much, but that definitely sucks. I wish her the best.
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HolisticWisdomcom | September 11, 2006 at 7:45 am
Having a son, I often think that it would be one of the worst things I could imagine to lose him. I can’t imagine how hard that must be for her. Having a new child loads you emotionally and is overwhelming to begin with… add the loss of her son and this poor woman has got quite a lot to deal with. My deepest sympathies to her.
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Angry Ferret Jones | September 11, 2006 at 7:45 am
That sucks. Even a heartless bastard like me doesn’t like to see that happen.
JennSTX | September 11, 2006 at 7:47 am
I wouldn’t wish something like this on my worst enemy – it’s just too horrible for everyone, Daniel, Anna Nicole & a little sister who’ll never know her brother.
CelebSlam.com | September 11, 2006 at 7:48 am
Wait, so she’s not sterile?
http://www.celebslam.com
jrzmommy | September 11, 2006 at 7:50 am
21–I think this is very sad for any parent, however, I don’t believe that Anna Nicole saw herself as mother first, pinup celeb second. I think she probably will regret not giving that kid the attention she should have given to him. But honestly, who knows? It’s 50-50….she may be so self-involved that all of this somehow becomes all about her. Poor Anna Nicole this, poor Anna Nicole that…..hey, I say poor Daniel for never having a decent mother. Regret is a real mother fucker, especially if it’s about parenting.
blueballs | September 11, 2006 at 8:03 am
She killed him so she could get his money!
HeyNow | September 11, 2006 at 8:06 am
That is sad. They should just give her the money now.
llllllllll | September 11, 2006 at 8:09 am
devastating
SilverBlade | September 11, 2006 at 8:09 am
I think it is terrible to lose someone while they are having a exotic and tropical holiday. It just seems to make the incident all that worse.
I hope she can find comfort with her new baby daughter. I also hope she doesn’t see her daughter as a reminder of the day her son died because changing a miracle into a tragedy is a loss indeed.
beegirl | September 11, 2006 at 8:09 am
How insensative can you be? Making fun of someone dying is not funny. I come to this site because you’re usually creative, but this is lame, lame, lame.
I hope he rests in peace and that she gets support from her friends and family.
Uhn Tiss Baby | September 11, 2006 at 8:10 am
My condolences go to Anna Nicole and everyone else who has been affected by it. It’s really sad. R.I.P. Daniel Wayne Smith.
SilverBlade | September 11, 2006 at 8:10 am
I think it is terrible to lose someone while they are having a exotic and tropical holiday. It just seems to make the incident all that worse.
I hope she can find comfort with her new baby daughter. I also hope she doesn’t see her daughter as a reminder of the day her son died because changing a miracle into a tragedy is a loss indeed.
jrzmommy | September 11, 2006 at 8:19 am
It is terrible to lose someone on a tropical exotic holiday. You NEVER get your deposit back from those resorts.
iocaine | September 11, 2006 at 8:26 am
I’d like to thank MOST of you for being sensitive and not taking this opportunity to say something in poor taste. No one should have to go through the pain of losing a child. I hope she can find peace and allow herself to move forward with her new baby daughter.
chikaex0tica | September 11, 2006 at 8:32 am
I cant believe how everyone here passes judgement on someone they dont even know! ‘she was a terrible mother’, ‘she didnt love her son’, what do you all know??
I watched the show and yeah, she didnt come off as the smartest most stable person, but I would NEVER ever pass judgment on someone I dont know like that.
Death is everyone’s final destination. Yours, your friends, your family’s, everyone you know and love. I’d be more careful when making fun of it…its simply STUPID.
Foxbase Alpha | September 11, 2006 at 8:33 am
Was he the father?
DiabetesExplosion | September 11, 2006 at 8:39 am
28. That was insensitive. But it made me laugh, so who cares.
lisad71 | September 11, 2006 at 8:42 am
Very sad. Say what you want about Anna Nicole, but no one should have to bury their child.
jrzmommy | September 11, 2006 at 8:43 am
Look, I’m not denying she didn’t love him, and I’m not shitting on people’s parenting styles, but let’s get real….stumbling through most of your child’s adolesence in a drugged haze — in front of your child and for all the world to see — is not good parenting. I don’t care what anyone says.
wombat | September 11, 2006 at 8:43 am
#34 & 37… How easily we forget the Sarah Jean saga??
Star Maker Machinery | September 11, 2006 at 8:46 am
#27 — People do make mistakes whether it is bad parenting, drinking, drugs, or whatever. However, I think it’s very unfair (and cruel) to psychoanalyze Anna Nicole and criticize her past in light of the current circumstances. Besides, isn’t everyone self-involved after the death of a loved one? I would hope that she (or any other bereaved person) takes the time out to examine her own feelings and thoughts on loss, mortality, etc.
I think your comment at #35 and the endless vitriol you’ve spewed at “Sarah-Jean” speak volumes about your own maturity.
jrzmommy | September 11, 2006 at 8:47 am
37–”I’d be more careful when making fun of it…” Then don’t make fun of parents when their children die. It’s tasteless to do that. DUH!
Haroof | September 11, 2006 at 8:50 am
That’s really unfortunate.
There’s a time & a place for stupid jokes and this isn’t a time for it.
Some of you need to experience some loss in your lives it seems.
happy_bunny | September 11, 2006 at 8:53 am
No joke. That sucks. But the new daughter’s happy news. Emotional rollercoaster day for Anna Banana.
Jedi Kevin | September 11, 2006 at 8:53 am
Billy Smith is listed as the father of her son. I don’t know what he does for a living.
knowhere | September 11, 2006 at 8:58 am
most likely ……. the baby was possessed by the ancient spirit of shiitar and demanded a blood sacrifice be made to be survive birth and come out full strength. daniel-san stood in the way of unholy ascension — and that was the consequence. life sucked out of him like milk from an ample teat.
jrzmommy | September 11, 2006 at 8:59 am
43–First of all, fuck you.
Secondly, If you read anything above, you’ll read that I feel badly for her as I would for any parent.
Third, not psychoanalyze her at this time because it’s cruel and unfair? Okay, then I”ll wait a week and comment then. Big fucking deal. Besides, do you think she’s gonna read this?
Fourth, I was commenting on the wisdom of the person in #34 and how stupid the first paragraph of their comment is, READ IT you fucking cunt. Don’t fuck with me you self righteous, NON-reading moron.
RichPort | September 11, 2006 at 9:02 am
#35 – HA!!! Thanks for squeezing the funny out of this one… I’m about as dry as Sarah-Jean’s crotch before the Taco Bell dog shows up. I guess my only question is, did Anna Nicole finish her cocktail before, during, or after giving birth?