It seems like only yesterday Anna Nicole Smith died creating an insane media circus that would later be dwarved by the media Death Star known as Britney Spears. Anyway, on this one year anniversary of her death, let’s remember Anna Nicole Smith as the patriot she truly was. She defied modern convention by getting really, really enormous breast implants then bilked an old billionaire out of all his cash. Anna would later be found dead of a mysterious drug overdose that would make a young Sam Lutfi scratch his douche-beard and say “Huh. Now there’s an idea…” Rest in Peace, Anna Nicole. You’re truly missed.
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Message to all trailer park chicks: you too can get implants, walk around in a drug hazed stupor for your entire adult life, and have people talk about you long after the worms have made quick work of your body. That’s right…. DREAM!!!
She was undoubtedly one of the most talentless celebrities in history. Dumb as a rock, gold-digger, slutty piece of garbage. It’s sad the way she died, but she was way too stupid for fame. Or anything else, for that matter.
@41 HA!
@45 – Yeah! Her movie “Skyscraper” must have been to warn us about 9/11… BUT NOBODY WATCHED IT!
Wow. Can something be done about her back around pic 5? I mean probably not now, but in a similar situation with a living person? Probably wearing an actual VEST would have helped ANS avoid trouble.
SAVE BRITNEY
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Truly missed? Why?
Whatever.
Fuck that god damn Sayckeone!