It seems like only yesterday Anna Nicole Smith died creating an insane media circus that would later be dwarved by the media Death Star known as Britney Spears. Anyway, on this one year anniversary of her death, let’s remember Anna Nicole Smith as the patriot she truly was. She defied modern convention by getting really, really enormous breast implants then bilked an old billionaire out of all his cash. Anna would later be found dead of a mysterious drug overdose that would make a young Sam Lutfi scratch his douche-beard and say “Huh. Now there’s an idea…” Rest in Peace, Anna Nicole. You’re truly missed.
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Dave | February 8, 2008 at 3:35 pm
trimspa baby…First
Matilda | February 8, 2008 at 3:36 pm
FIRST to suck my dad’s cock
FRIST!!! | February 8, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Nice gums..
Binky | February 8, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Jack Ruby had to silence her. She knew way too much… about 9/11.
steve | February 8, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Nice to see a happy picture of her horsing around.
aeuwave | February 8, 2008 at 3:37 pm
damn, one year… does not nearly seem that long.
michy | February 8, 2008 at 3:40 pm
poor girl!
FRIST!!! | February 8, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Really? I thought it was longer..
Jim | February 8, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Hi Britney!
Mal Reynolds | February 8, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Do you know what Anna Nicole would be do if she were alive today?
Binky | February 8, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Cliff Notes: Binky, are you suggesting that Howard Sterns was really Jack Ruby?
Binky: No, but if we had those missing 13 minutes of Nixon’s tapes, we would be astonished at how much ANS sounded like Mr. Ed, “Wilbur….”
McLoven | February 8, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Nice Rack..
Mal Reynolds | February 8, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Do you know what Anna Nicole would be doing if she were alive today?
Clawing at the inside of her coffin!
Binky | February 8, 2008 at 3:43 pm
They thought they could erase her brain, which they did. But still, in pill enduced blabber, she would regain some of that information and pass it on to her insiders.
We’re they the ones responsible for WWII? We believe so. She had to go. I might be next.
McLoven | February 8, 2008 at 3:45 pm
@2 That is a little disturbing Matilda..
Jane | February 8, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Somehow that looks like somebody re-animated Anna Nicole Smith but had to sew on shoulders and arms from a muscular dude.
FRIST!!! | February 8, 2008 at 3:46 pm
#13 is more disturbing, McLoven..
Auntie Kryst | February 8, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Why don’t all of you speculating assholes keep your comments about Anna Nicole to yourself and wait until the toxicology report comes out.
PTSD | February 8, 2008 at 3:46 pm
It’s the aniversary of her death. You would think the Fish would be classy enough to put up a topless picture. Geez.
Zed | February 8, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Abcess makes the heart grow fonder.
Matilda's Dad | February 8, 2008 at 3:47 pm
@15 – leave my daughter alone!
D. Richards (Chef.) | February 8, 2008 at 3:47 pm
#3. Ha-Ha!
Time can’t move fast enough for erasing the memory of Anna’s life. Did anybody ever really care about Anna Nicole Smith?
Oh, I forgot! Anna was our Marilyn Monroe. Gag.
Fuckzilla | February 8, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Today must be really hard on her son.
Oh wait…
McLoven | February 8, 2008 at 3:48 pm
I guess Friday’s brings out the wierdos..
whore | February 8, 2008 at 3:49 pm
20- aren’t you dead?
gits | February 8, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Anna was our Barbaro.
Matilda's Dad | February 8, 2008 at 3:51 pm
@15 – leave my daughter alone!
McLoven | February 8, 2008 at 3:51 pm
@21 Bite Me!!
McLoven | February 8, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Nice camera angle. You can just about make out the vula mound around her vigana.
xo_breathless | February 8, 2008 at 3:54 pm
sweet boob job scars…
#26 | February 8, 2008 at 3:55 pm
ROFLMAO!
Champ | February 8, 2008 at 3:55 pm
No you cant #29 – bald is beautiful.
FRIST!!! | February 8, 2008 at 3:56 pm
#29 LMAO!!!
McLoven | February 8, 2008 at 3:58 pm
FRIST, I got the funny troll today..
www.usaidwhat.wordpress.com | February 8, 2008 at 4:00 pm
did she have dentures?
Jason | February 8, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Unremarkable
nipolian | February 8, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Who’s Anna Nichole Smith and why does she have a dog tag hanging from her navel?
Wendy | February 8, 2008 at 4:06 pm
I know it’s just a shadow, but in a couple of pictures it looks like she fergied herself.
Binky | February 8, 2008 at 4:11 pm
@22 Marilyn new too much as well. She was about to blow the lid on Kennedy’s Bay of Pigs involvement and had to be silenced. much like ANS knew the truth behind 9/11.
Taylor | February 8, 2008 at 4:13 pm
God, what an ugly face.
Good riddens. She did nothing for this world.
Matthew | February 8, 2008 at 4:14 pm
In her eyes I see a vast intelligence desperate to express itself, yet trapped by a self-made web of silicone and methadone. Besides which, as prime skank she totally peaked at her first Playboy spread back in 1992, then like ATE the shark.
Binky | February 8, 2008 at 4:14 pm
CliffNotes: Binky, that’s *knew*, not *new*
Binky: Don’t try to change the subject.
fixed | February 8, 2008 at 4:15 pm
“She was about to blow the lid on Kennedy’s Bay of Pigs involvement and had to be silenced. much like ANS was an actual pig.”
fiona mango | February 8, 2008 at 4:15 pm
she passed the busted up trailer whore baton to brit who is expected to carry it the distance in the 2008 olympics.
Bethany | February 8, 2008 at 4:17 pm
For once, I agree with Binky – when I think of Anna Nicole Smith, I think “Twin Towers”.
Vas Deferens | February 8, 2008 at 4:18 pm
All that is left of Anna is a skeleton with huge implants. Sniff Sniff.
Man, that skeleton is giving me wood.
corduroyfire | February 8, 2008 at 4:19 pm
but on the other hand,YOU number 40,are bringing to this world an incentive to learn to spell.
cuz no one wants to look stupid.
911 Widows | February 8, 2008 at 4:22 pm
#45 – the difference is, at one point people were dying to jump ONTO Anna’s towers.
Dick Shawn Errie | February 8, 2008 at 4:24 pm
no, actually if it’s a horse you say “good riddens”.
J. Howard Marshall | February 8, 2008 at 4:29 pm
I truly loved her, and if I had been a much younger man, I would have taken very good carrot her.