Anna Nicole Smith says in her latest video journal entry that she’d like to meet Britney Spears and be her friend.
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ChickenScratch | August 2, 2006 at 3:14 pm
No way…I’m first?!?! See it doesn’t make me feel like a winner.
RichPort | August 2, 2006 at 3:14 pm
No class, no friends, what the fuck is the difference? She’s about 10 years past being fuckable anyway. Now if you were to say Ana Nicole Smith has no stretch marks, THAT would be a story…
hisforalways | August 2, 2006 at 3:14 pm
she’s a fucking retard..
MeanNate | August 2, 2006 at 3:16 pm
Trash!
ChickenScratch | August 2, 2006 at 3:18 pm
I kind of feel sorry for Anna Nicole.
She is so stupid, and everyone makes so much fun of her, after a while I started to feel bad for her.
I asked my husband, a few years ago, to get me her show on DVD for Xmas. He refused, I still don’t have it. I used to love to watch it just to see how much she could eat in one episode. She is such a mess!
MR_DG | August 2, 2006 at 3:19 pm
HOOKER!
jrzmommy | August 2, 2006 at 3:20 pm
Oh, the playgroups these two and their little hillbilly kids are going to have……
penguinwaddle | August 2, 2006 at 3:24 pm
Huh? I thought Britney and Anna were the same people, like Latoya and Michael.
ChickenScratch | August 2, 2006 at 3:24 pm
I made no sense. I used to watch it on VH1, I don’t have the DVD set.
Like any of you give a shit anyway.
Sarah-Jean | August 2, 2006 at 3:32 pm
That doesn’t surprise me!
Sarah-Jean | August 2, 2006 at 3:34 pm
Wow, she’s weird…
Italian Stallion | August 2, 2006 at 3:35 pm
These two are having babies in the same month? That month should be called “Backwards Evolution Month”…………….
Jacq | August 2, 2006 at 3:36 pm
I saw the “I feel like I’m selling a sandwich” clip and she honestly sounds like she finds whatever she said genuinely hilarious. She has a better time rolling around laughing at herself than I had during my last orgasm.
Jacq | August 2, 2006 at 3:36 pm
Oh and BTW – she’s “pregnated.”
biatcho | August 2, 2006 at 3:37 pm
aaahhhh sweet, sweet mayonnaise. Or as I like to call it “White Gold”. It makes everything taste fat.
jrzmommy | August 2, 2006 at 3:38 pm
She looks like Zsa Zsa Gabor’s lap dog in this photo.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | August 2, 2006 at 3:39 pm
I really believe that Anna Nicole, Britney, and Jessica Simpson are all the same person. Really. They are, aren’t they?
biatcho | August 2, 2006 at 3:39 pm
she also looks like she’s not even smiling, that’s just how her mouth is from slamming so much dick in it.
SoftBlueGlow | August 2, 2006 at 3:41 pm
Hooray for idiots in lawn chairs!
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
purplepuppy | August 2, 2006 at 3:41 pm
Hey, Anna Nicole is smarter than we though!
She actually spelled the name (the traditional name) Brittany right. It was the name of a province in France. It’s Shit-ney’s dumb-dumb parents that just turned it into Britney (BRIT-NEE).
I went to a baby shower (of a not so close acquaintance) and felt like an idiot because I assumed that since the kid was named Cameron, that’s the way it was spelled, NO wrong was I…it’s Kamryn (KAM-RIN…oh, it’s sounds so graceful). What’s with the people just makin’ up names!? Annah Nickhole, hmmm, maybe they’re on to something!
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | August 2, 2006 at 3:43 pm
Anna, I’ll be your friend if you give me $913.17.
purplepuppy | August 2, 2006 at 3:44 pm
@ 20 – myself
I mean “smarter than we thought”. Since I’m griping about spelling and all. Shame on me!
Xanthia | August 2, 2006 at 3:49 pm
Anna and Britney sitting around driking red bull, eating cheetos and shooting their mouths off. You know, I would actually watch that. YOU KNOW it would be about the FUNNIEST thing ever to watch that “White Trash-A-Pa-Looza”…
Anida S. Hower | August 2, 2006 at 3:49 pm
Maybe Anna’s not that dumb after all. I mean, she needs money apparently and Britney gives it away to dumbasses…soo…
Justin Igger | August 2, 2006 at 3:55 pm
i gots a cock ring just like dis white bitchs necklace cuz i all bout da bling bling for real though
januaryanne | August 2, 2006 at 3:55 pm
ANNA. NICOLE.
Britney is ALREADY MARRIED.
Try again, sweetie.
Giggles | August 2, 2006 at 4:16 pm
Anna, hon, do you know the difference between “we’re laughing with you” and “we’re laughing at you?”
nc72 | August 2, 2006 at 4:17 pm
I’m sure her divorce lawyers love her. Who’s the father of her baby anyway?
http://www.exposay.com/search-celebrity-gossip/1/?s=anna+nicole+smith
PapaHotNuts | August 2, 2006 at 4:23 pm
Mel Gibson was on CNN and he said Anna Nicole Smith and Brittany Spears were responsible for all the wars in the world, as well as all the ignorance in the world, and all the above ground pools in the world.
UNWASHEDMASSES | August 2, 2006 at 4:25 pm
Anna has a girl crush on Britney. How sweet. Another manifestation of her self love. She desires herself – a plump, rich, tacky, white trash, cheeto guzzling, tattoo sporting, poor dye job, pregnated bitch – and sees that in Brit. The sex tape of these two could be sold as a sequel of sorts to Moby Dick, wherein there are two white whales and the harpoon they employ repeatedly upon one another is a dildo.
Spindoc | August 2, 2006 at 4:40 pm
Anna isn’t happy to be having a baby, she’s just hoping Brit will tell her where she got that high chair that collapsed on her kid.
ImSuicidal | August 2, 2006 at 4:40 pm
Very funny #12
stingybtchsuzy | August 2, 2006 at 6:04 pm
@28 – I hear it’s some guy who’s dad owns a heating & air company in Kentucky. seriously.
I think this woman’s head looked better when she was fat. She now has the skeletor smile. You can tell exactly what her skull will look like when she’s excavated in 100 years.
chanel_bear | August 2, 2006 at 6:09 pm
Think of the damage those two could do with all of their money, and pregancy hormones. They could like buy a third world country soley for the purpose of turning it into a cheetoh factory to satisfy thier cravings.
Berrylicious | August 2, 2006 at 6:41 pm
They can be the White Trash Super Advengers! Swarn to protect the stereotype and livestyles of the rich and trashy!
Berrylicious | August 2, 2006 at 6:42 pm
They can be the White Trash Super Advengers! Swarn to protect the stereotype and livestyles of the rich and trashy!
Berrylicious | August 2, 2006 at 6:48 pm
They can be the White Trash Super Avengers! Sworn to protect the stereotype and lifestyles of the rich and trashy!
ae1986 | August 2, 2006 at 7:04 pm
who is the father?
Ivana Mandalay | August 2, 2006 at 7:10 pm
Is it just me, or does that pic look like Janice Dickinson with a blonde wig? Ugly as fuck, and both look like they’ve been ridden HARD and put away wet.
Ivana Mandalay | August 2, 2006 at 7:12 pm
It looks like Janice Dickinson put on a blonde wig and changed her name to Anna Nicole…
bunnyhugger | August 2, 2006 at 7:14 pm
she looks like she smells something icky.
oh. maybe she got her wish. she and the brit are friends, and k-tard just came in the room!
Berrylicious | August 2, 2006 at 7:17 pm
They can be the White Trash Super Avengers! Sworn to protect the stereotype and lifestyles of the rich and trashy!
Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest | August 2, 2006 at 7:26 pm
Anna and Britney getting together? Thats just a reality show waiting to happen. It can be called “Hillybilly Geniuses” and they could give various tips on how to raise children the proper way.
sidenote: mayo and peanut butter sandwiches? Did I read that right? Fuckin’ gross.
who dude? | August 2, 2006 at 7:27 pm
yikes!
biatcho | August 2, 2006 at 8:27 pm
Because of some anti-racist racists spewing shit on the bai-ling post I can’t fucking add my input. So I guess this one is ates to see if they have banned me altogether.
testes, testes, 123. sibilence.
sorelymistaken | August 2, 2006 at 8:38 pm
Mayonaise is not a white trash creation. It is a classical French preparation. I had to state that for the record.
Now that miracle whip shit “salad dressing”, that’s white trash.
eXtasyStef | August 2, 2006 at 9:27 pm
I just hope they both have mannies, or the kids are in deep trouble.
twzzlrgirl | August 2, 2006 at 11:26 pm
Anna Nicole wants to be friends with Brit in the hopes that one of them has a boy and the other a girl. Then they can arrange a marriage and have the country trash stick together and procreating. (‘course if Brit has a girl, then she may try to marry her off to Sean P. Ya’ll know about that hillbilly inbreeding…)
twzzlrgirl | August 2, 2006 at 11:28 pm
Anna Nicole wants to be friends with Brit in the hopes that one will have a boy and the other a girl. Then they can arrange a marriage and keep the country trash together and procreating. (‘course, if Brit has a girl she may try and marry her off to Sean P. Ya’ll know about that hillbilly inbreeding…).
AmberDextrose | August 3, 2006 at 4:34 am
Oh stop it. I really can’t laugh any more. You guys are so funny today. #s 31, 30, 29 and 25 in partic.
Oh and Chickenscratch: of course we care. You wouldn’t believe the useless information I retain about you, my 2nd family. Like doesn’t PapaHotNuts have a labrador? And of course there’s Hopeless’ kind uncle.
Likewise, I hope you guys are looking out a nice troll for me. The ironing is piling up.