Anna Nicole Smith has no friends

August 2nd, 2006 // 63 Comments
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Anna Nicole Smith says in her latest video journal entry that she’d like to meet Britney Spears and be her friend.


  1. ChickenScratch

    No way…I’m first?!?! See it doesn’t make me feel like a winner.

  2. RichPort

    No class, no friends, what the fuck is the difference? She’s about 10 years past being fuckable anyway. Now if you were to say Ana Nicole Smith has no stretch marks, THAT would be a story…

  3. hisforalways

    she’s a fucking retard..

  4. ChickenScratch

    I kind of feel sorry for Anna Nicole.

    She is so stupid, and everyone makes so much fun of her, after a while I started to feel bad for her.

    I asked my husband, a few years ago, to get me her show on DVD for Xmas. He refused, I still don’t have it. I used to love to watch it just to see how much she could eat in one episode. She is such a mess!

  5. MR_DG

    HOOKER!

  6. jrzmommy

    Oh, the playgroups these two and their little hillbilly kids are going to have……

  7. penguinwaddle

    Huh? I thought Britney and Anna were the same people, like Latoya and Michael.

  8. ChickenScratch

    I made no sense. I used to watch it on VH1, I don’t have the DVD set.

    Like any of you give a shit anyway.

  9. That doesn’t surprise me!

  10. Wow, she’s weird…

  11. Italian Stallion

    These two are having babies in the same month? That month should be called “Backwards Evolution Month”…………….

  12. Jacq

    I saw the “I feel like I’m selling a sandwich” clip and she honestly sounds like she finds whatever she said genuinely hilarious. She has a better time rolling around laughing at herself than I had during my last orgasm.

  13. Jacq

    Oh and BTW – she’s “pregnated.”

  14. biatcho

    aaahhhh sweet, sweet mayonnaise. Or as I like to call it “White Gold”. It makes everything taste fat.

  15. jrzmommy

    She looks like Zsa Zsa Gabor’s lap dog in this photo.

  16. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    I really believe that Anna Nicole, Britney, and Jessica Simpson are all the same person. Really. They are, aren’t they?

  17. biatcho

    she also looks like she’s not even smiling, that’s just how her mouth is from slamming so much dick in it.

  18. purplepuppy

    Hey, Anna Nicole is smarter than we though!

    She actually spelled the name (the traditional name) Brittany right. It was the name of a province in France. It’s Shit-ney’s dumb-dumb parents that just turned it into Britney (BRIT-NEE).

    I went to a baby shower (of a not so close acquaintance) and felt like an idiot because I assumed that since the kid was named Cameron, that’s the way it was spelled, NO wrong was I…it’s Kamryn (KAM-RIN…oh, it’s sounds so graceful). What’s with the people just makin’ up names!? Annah Nickhole, hmmm, maybe they’re on to something!

  19. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Anna, I’ll be your friend if you give me $913.17.

  20. purplepuppy

    @ 20 – myself

    I mean “smarter than we thought”. Since I’m griping about spelling and all. Shame on me!

  21. Xanthia

    Anna and Britney sitting around driking red bull, eating cheetos and shooting their mouths off. You know, I would actually watch that. YOU KNOW it would be about the FUNNIEST thing ever to watch that “White Trash-A-Pa-Looza”…

  22. Anida S. Hower

    Maybe Anna’s not that dumb after all. I mean, she needs money apparently and Britney gives it away to dumbasses…soo…

  23. Justin Igger

    i gots a cock ring just like dis white bitchs necklace cuz i all bout da bling bling for real though

  24. ANNA. NICOLE.

    Britney is ALREADY MARRIED.

    Try again, sweetie.

  25. Giggles

    Anna, hon, do you know the difference between “we’re laughing with you” and “we’re laughing at you?”

  26. nc72

    I’m sure her divorce lawyers love her. Who’s the father of her baby anyway?

    http://www.exposay.com/search-celebrity-gossip/1/?s=anna+nicole+smith

  27. PapaHotNuts

    Mel Gibson was on CNN and he said Anna Nicole Smith and Brittany Spears were responsible for all the wars in the world, as well as all the ignorance in the world, and all the above ground pools in the world.

  28. Anna has a girl crush on Britney. How sweet. Another manifestation of her self love. She desires herself – a plump, rich, tacky, white trash, cheeto guzzling, tattoo sporting, poor dye job, pregnated bitch – and sees that in Brit. The sex tape of these two could be sold as a sequel of sorts to Moby Dick, wherein there are two white whales and the harpoon they employ repeatedly upon one another is a dildo.

  29. Anna isn’t happy to be having a baby, she’s just hoping Brit will tell her where she got that high chair that collapsed on her kid.

  30. @28 – I hear it’s some guy who’s dad owns a heating & air company in Kentucky. seriously.

    I think this woman’s head looked better when she was fat. She now has the skeletor smile. You can tell exactly what her skull will look like when she’s excavated in 100 years.

  31. chanel_bear

    Think of the damage those two could do with all of their money, and pregancy hormones. They could like buy a third world country soley for the purpose of turning it into a cheetoh factory to satisfy thier cravings.

  32. Berrylicious

    They can be the White Trash Super Advengers! Swarn to protect the stereotype and livestyles of the rich and trashy!

  33. Berrylicious

    They can be the White Trash Super Advengers! Swarn to protect the stereotype and livestyles of the rich and trashy!

  34. Berrylicious

    They can be the White Trash Super Avengers! Sworn to protect the stereotype and lifestyles of the rich and trashy!

  35. ae1986

    who is the father?

  36. Ivana Mandalay

    Is it just me, or does that pic look like Janice Dickinson with a blonde wig? Ugly as fuck, and both look like they’ve been ridden HARD and put away wet.

  37. Ivana Mandalay

    It looks like Janice Dickinson put on a blonde wig and changed her name to Anna Nicole…

  38. bunnyhugger

    she looks like she smells something icky.

    oh. maybe she got her wish. she and the brit are friends, and k-tard just came in the room!

  39. Berrylicious

    They can be the White Trash Super Avengers! Sworn to protect the stereotype and lifestyles of the rich and trashy!

  40. Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest

    Anna and Britney getting together? Thats just a reality show waiting to happen. It can be called “Hillybilly Geniuses” and they could give various tips on how to raise children the proper way.

    sidenote: mayo and peanut butter sandwiches? Did I read that right? Fuckin’ gross.

  41. who dude?

    yikes!

  42. biatcho

    Because of some anti-racist racists spewing shit on the bai-ling post I can’t fucking add my input. So I guess this one is ates to see if they have banned me altogether.

    testes, testes, 123. sibilence.

  43. sorelymistaken

    Mayonaise is not a white trash creation. It is a classical French preparation. I had to state that for the record.

    Now that miracle whip shit “salad dressing”, that’s white trash.

  44. I just hope they both have mannies, or the kids are in deep trouble.

  45. twzzlrgirl

    Anna Nicole wants to be friends with Brit in the hopes that one of them has a boy and the other a girl. Then they can arrange a marriage and have the country trash stick together and procreating. (‘course if Brit has a girl, then she may try to marry her off to Sean P. Ya’ll know about that hillbilly inbreeding…)

  46. twzzlrgirl

    Anna Nicole wants to be friends with Brit in the hopes that one will have a boy and the other a girl. Then they can arrange a marriage and keep the country trash together and procreating. (‘course, if Brit has a girl she may try and marry her off to Sean P. Ya’ll know about that hillbilly inbreeding…).

  47. AmberDextrose

    Oh stop it. I really can’t laugh any more. You guys are so funny today. #s 31, 30, 29 and 25 in partic.

    Oh and Chickenscratch: of course we care. You wouldn’t believe the useless information I retain about you, my 2nd family. Like doesn’t PapaHotNuts have a labrador? And of course there’s Hopeless’ kind uncle.

    Likewise, I hope you guys are looking out a nice troll for me. The ironing is piling up.

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