The National Enquirer and Star are reporting that Anna Nicole Smith died of a lethal level of a potent sleep medication, although she also had a blood infection that would’ve killed her had the sleep aid not. She took the sleep-inducer chloral hydrate (used in date rape drugs) on Feb 7 and then never woke up.
The official results were supposed to be announced Monday by the Broward County Medical Examiner but the National Enquirer and Star broke the story. They’re usually a little off with their reporting but this just sounds right. Although any explanation involving the word “overdose” probably would’ve sounded right. They could’ve said she overdosed on horse manure and I would just nod my head in silent knowing.
NOTE: Not really related, but two handwritten private diaries written by Anna Nicole between 1992 and 1994 were bought off eBay for $512,500 by a businessman from Germany.
TrimSpaBaby | March 23, 2007 at 9:32 am
I knew it! TrimSpa,baby!!
Wildhoney | March 23, 2007 at 9:32 am
What a shame.
Fifth Stooge | March 23, 2007 at 9:32 am
And what else is new?
HerpesHilton | March 23, 2007 at 9:35 am
She was doomed no matter how many drugs she took. Sad…
redharing | March 23, 2007 at 9:36 am
fourth?
mztry | March 23, 2007 at 9:36 am
God rest your soul, Anna Nicole.
Anyone who makes fun of a young woman dying will answer to the Lord when their time comes.
BarbadoSlim | March 23, 2007 at 9:37 am
Let me see if I got this: She died, but she would have died anyway…WTF!?!?!?
Whatever, I still think the world is now a much better place without her.
redharing | March 23, 2007 at 9:37 am
dammit! fifth!
mztry | March 23, 2007 at 9:38 am
BarbadoSlim..
… the world would be a better place without people LIKE YOU!
pookiedoo | March 23, 2007 at 9:40 am
R.I.P. Anna Nicole.
For once in my life I don’t have anything smart-assed to say. I always knew this day would come, I just thought I’d be a hell of a lot older.
Irish_Doody | March 23, 2007 at 9:42 am
Bring on the Lord.
^J
Alllegiononflegit | March 23, 2007 at 9:43 am
will this finally be the last we hear of this story? This is blown way out of proprotion.
notmeganharris | March 23, 2007 at 9:43 am
Poor thing — what a tortured life.
anothershityear | March 23, 2007 at 9:44 am
#1 amphetamines make you go to sleep????
interesting and unique physiology you got there
very jfk-esque this ANSmith was
doomed to die anyway, riddled with disease
she behaved borderline flatline-braindead through most of her career and life, but damn if in her prime she didn’t have about the most beautiful face ever
howard-k it’s lottery time, get the kid and go for the 500-mill!!!!!!
TrimSpaBaby | March 23, 2007 at 9:47 am
mztry, you are obviously on the wrong site because all you want to do is wahwahwah over every single celeb fucktard – now you’re upping the ante? Go to hell. If you’re so fucking sincere and devout go out and help people who don’t have paps following them.
…oh, wait, you just told Slim the world would be better without him? Guess it’s just the famous who deserve all your oozy sticky pity and piety.
BarbadoSlim | March 23, 2007 at 9:48 am
@9 then that’s too fucking bad for you then. I’m NOT GOING ANYWHERE, douche. bag.
shanonorato | March 23, 2007 at 9:48 am
“They could’ve said she overdosed on horse manure and I would just nod my head in silent knowing.”
BAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA!!!!
Superevil | March 23, 2007 at 9:49 am
#6: Take your preachy bullshit somewhere else, preferably a cage with a tiger who’s high on angeldust.
outrageous.opinion | March 23, 2007 at 9:49 am
Cant wait to hear just what type of “blood Infection”
wedgeone | March 23, 2007 at 9:55 am
chloral hydrate … is that anything like chloroform, which was a common way in the movies to render someone unconscious (the old “cover the face in a hanky until they pass out” bit)?
Now all they need to do is prove that Howard K. is the one who covered her face with the hanky, & his next home will be with Bubba in the pokey. Hope he takes plenty of K-Y with him.
TrimSpaBaby | March 23, 2007 at 9:59 am
Yeah, wedge, it’s similar – what Bogey would call a “Mickey Finn”. It’s not what that shitbag Andrew Luster used on those girls, that was rohypnol.
Niecy | March 23, 2007 at 10:02 am
I think everyone knew that already. There was no need for the autopsy to confirm it. Now all they need to do is prove that Howard put 200 sleeping pills in her food.
DrunkBlogger | March 23, 2007 at 10:03 am
Anna Nicole Smith did drugs?
dumbphuck | March 23, 2007 at 10:04 am
why is this still news?
Pelted | March 23, 2007 at 10:07 am
#9, whoa nelly, it’s a deep existenial matter, I’ll grant you (who the world would be better off without). But I would argue it would be bettor off without knobby little taco sandwiches like LL, Paris, and ANS. The verdict is still our on Rumer.
But let’s face it, God’s got himself has a sense of humor; otherwise, as the saying goes, why did he create dwarves? And since God does have a sense of humor, he too got a big ol’ kick out of LL finding Jebus. Because, let’s face it, the only use Jebus would have for LL is for her to wash his feet and be forgiven for…but you know that story, too, I’m sure.
Yet, are we perpetuating the worship of their vast, sucking nothingness by visiting this site? (Oh, the deepness!!) If so, at least it’s vastly less evil than subscribing to People or something. And cheaper.
TrimSpaBaby | March 23, 2007 at 10:17 am
#25 I think this site skewers the hype balloon, not adds to it. I just personally have a problem with asslickers who intone in one breathe that the Lord will deal harshly with me if I diss a woman who stupidly wasted her life and then turns around and tells someone the world would be better off without him.
mztry has a severe problem with celebrity worship if she/he can’t see their attitude is fucked.
Grobpilot | March 23, 2007 at 10:18 am
The sky is blue
thesebeans | March 23, 2007 at 10:20 am
Anna Nicole could write?
Argyle | March 23, 2007 at 10:21 am
first
Fifth Stooge | March 23, 2007 at 10:23 am
Anna Nicole Hasselhoff
DocSock | March 23, 2007 at 10:24 am
Chloral Hydrate is not a date rape drug. It is a very old pain and sleep aid not really used anymore. It is easily made by anybody with stuff from WAlmart. That is why it is easily available on the street
Pelted | March 23, 2007 at 10:33 am
Trim, to get nerdy for a moment: I totally agree as to the content, but, for example, I’m sure at least that all of those “flynetpictures.com” photos are paid for. And even if not, we need more pictures to feed our habits. Which means photogs following these junk-yard doglets around all the time. So on some sad level we’re supporting an aspect of the machine that has these people convinced they actually matter. Not that I honestly give a shit. It is fun; it is fun, indeed.
And “Mztry” — which is probably some (“totally hip, totally rad!!” — because it has a ‘z’ in it, don’t ya see!) code for ‘ministry,’ should be off donating blood or giving money to the poor — you know, like many of us hellfire-bound heathen probably already have. But it’s so much easier to be a sanctimonious snot-monkey while sitting at your computer.
vandalay_inc | March 23, 2007 at 10:34 am
#28
Of course she could write. My two year old taught her how. They were just starting to work on that tricky talking thing when she passed…
schack | March 23, 2007 at 10:38 am
i bet that diary is a rollercoaster ride…eh, more like a funhouse. a really terrifying funhouse that makes you think somebody slipped you LSD
Binky | March 23, 2007 at 10:42 am
This smells of cover-up.
Stern was probably spreading Alpo on crackers and telling her it was pate.
jrzmommy♠ | March 23, 2007 at 10:43 am
well fucking DUH
DrPhowstus | March 23, 2007 at 10:46 am
She died from an overdose of stupidity, which means, technically, she’s been dead for years.
Batwhore | March 23, 2007 at 10:52 am
hopefully the “blood infection” was from that terrible tattoo on her back!
Spindoc | March 23, 2007 at 11:06 am
I never realized that the technical term for clamydia was “Blood Infection”
DocSock | March 23, 2007 at 11:06 am
When they used to say in Movies “slip him a Mickey”, it meant put chloral hyrate in their drink. It would knock you out BUT, there is a fine line between killing you and knocking you out so it isn’t used for knocking people out or sedating them anymore.
jrzmommy♠ | March 23, 2007 at 11:09 am
Okay, we all knew it was drugs. Thanks for the update. Anyhoo…..Marcia Brady was a bullimic and addicted to coke.
jrzmommy♠ | March 23, 2007 at 11:11 am
Here’s another fun one…..at least more fun than big dead fat whatshername….
An assistant college professor’s charges of racism led to a reported outburst by filmmaker Mel Gibson during a question-and-answer session Thursday night on a California college campus.
According to TMZ.com, Gibson was talking with a film class about his Mayan epic “Apocalypto” at California State University at Northridge in the San Fernando Valley. The site said that Alicia Estrada, an assistant professor of Central American Studies at the college, said that the bloodthirsty tendencies of the Mayans in the film were wrong and racist.
Gibson responded angrily by saying, “Lady, f— off,” TMZ reported.
The site reported that several members of the Mayan community came to hear Gibson and also protested their ancestor’s portrayal of the movie. Those people were escorted out of the room as Gibson shouted, “Make your own movie,” TMZ said
schack | March 23, 2007 at 11:13 am
#35 pat
veggi | March 23, 2007 at 11:15 am
Mel was drunk again…. You know, it only takes one drink to get drunk…. I don’t know if it’s the 12th or 13th though.
schack | March 23, 2007 at 11:16 am
42- lmfao… no kidding.
people, we are entering a really great age. oh, bring it ON, america, BRING’T
jrzmommy♠ | March 23, 2007 at 11:21 am
schack–where are you from?
schack | March 23, 2007 at 11:24 am
NY, but i’m first-generation Eurobrat via brazil, if you must know
jrzmommy♠ | March 23, 2007 at 11:26 am
Do you hate Americans and the United States?
schack | March 23, 2007 at 11:28 am
god, no. it’s the best country in the world.
fearsarewishes | March 23, 2007 at 11:30 am
Chloral hydrate was a kind of a fun drug back in the day. I can’t remember the brand name, but it used to come in giant green gelcaps as well as smaller red gelcaps and gelballs.
Some of my friends loved it, but it never hit me as well as methaqualone. Now, that was one groovy drug. Sadly, I simply cannot find it anywhere anymore.
Google research indicates that it is still available in some third world countries and that they somke it with marijuana. If this were true, one would think that some of those Quaaludes would find their way to my neighborhood.
Mztry, if there was a god he would find a way to get me some of that dope. But there is no god.
So fuck you and fuck your god, too.
Thank you.