Anna Nicole Smith has confirmed on her official site that she is indeed pregnant. She says in her first video diary entry:
“Well, let me stop all the rumors. Yes. I am pregnant. I’m happy, I’m very, very happy about it. Things are goin’ really, really good, and I’ll be checking in and out periodically on the Web, and I’ll let you see me as I’m growing.”
I don’t know if it’s because she’s pregnant or what, but Anna Nicole Smith actually sounds coherent here. I’m assuming this was take twelve or something, and in the first eleven takes she pulled off her top, screamed out TrimSpa, and tried to eat the camera because she had the munchies.
The most outrageous part of this story is that she has an “official” website.
Anna Nicole looks like she’s a good kisser.
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Hey Osh, while you’ve got your tongue in her cakehole, try to imagine how many penises have been there before you…
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I hope she has a boy so TC’s baby Suri has an appropriate candidate for marriage.
TrimSpa, by Anna Nicole…
Comes in three DELICIOUS flavors…
Chocolate, vanilla and semen…
Better yet, “Trimspunk” – eewwww
Comes only in liquid form…great for your skin too…or you can use it in your morning coffee…
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And Oshkosh wants to KISS her – bleaah…
Better to French kiss a rancid jar of mayonnaise that’s been used as an ashtray…
know that a woman completely remade at always the risk to make very ugly children? The genes do not change!
And the scalpel does not function on the neuronnes either, even if you pass through Doctor Troy !!
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Or maybe she unfroze some of that old man spunk she had on ice! IF he could even manufacture jizz, much less expel it!
Pregnant by “some guy”…so sad.
She obviously has no idea which one of her toothless, alcoholic, unemployed uncles it is.
Upon birth, she’ll have it tattooed with a big ol’ picture of her own face and tits.
Like she’s made the rest of her family do, in exchange for beer money.
Make that beer money and sex.
i just can’t get over this.
i want to know who the father is.
Manatee-human crossbreeding is the wave of the future.
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poor kid wasn’t even given a chance…
That video was a reminder of Anna Nicole Smith’s dolphin teeth.
Okay…
Is it just me…
Or does this video make her look somewhat smarter than Britney Spears?
That was NOT coherent. But, of course, the rules of coherency can be bent when it comes to Anna Nicole Smith. What was up with the yip dogs in the background?
Whenever I think of Anna Nicole Smith (which is never), I’m reminded of how when I used to work at Lane Bryant, she was our spokesmodel once (back when she was fat). There was a clause in her contract that stated she wasn’t allowed to speak on camera…apparently for fear that whatever came out of her mouth would send the company down the tubes or something. What a fool.
Smarter then Britney? ROFL. dumbest post I have seen so far on this.
The girl is a moron who is nothing but trailer park trash and cares about nothing but herself and money and how many years did she work the poll?
I do wonder if her mother will raise this one as well.
What a fucking pig. I totally support forced sterilization for crack whores.