Anna Nicole Smith has confirmed on her official site that she is indeed pregnant. She says in her first video diary entry:
“Well, let me stop all the rumors. Yes. I am pregnant. I’m happy, I’m very, very happy about it. Things are goin’ really, really good, and I’ll be checking in and out periodically on the Web, and I’ll let you see me as I’m growing.”
I don’t know if it’s because she’s pregnant or what, but Anna Nicole Smith actually sounds coherent here. I’m assuming this was take twelve or something, and in the first eleven takes she pulled off her top, screamed out TrimSpa, and tried to eat the camera because she had the munchies.
msdoormat | June 1, 2006 at 12:55 pm
She looks normal…..for her at least.
mcgirleygirl | June 1, 2006 at 12:56 pm
Seriously, unless Trimspa has altered it’s ingredients just for her, Chick is on something strong and won’t share it. Pregnant? UH OH Fattie is coming back!!
k37744 | June 1, 2006 at 12:56 pm
it’s not such a good thing to be totally juiced up on ludes when pregnant.
here’s hoping she stays somewhat “clean” for the sake of the baby.
and her ass stays somewhat……..small for the sake of everyone else.
hurley | June 1, 2006 at 12:56 pm
i wish there were an iq requirement for getting pregnant. nothing crazy. 85 or so.
BoredBlonde | June 1, 2006 at 12:57 pm
I’m reconsidering my view on abortion.
Binky | June 1, 2006 at 12:59 pm
I’m hoping this has nothing to do with a frozen dead Texan ex hubby.
It’s more likely the judge.
clarkehead | June 1, 2006 at 12:59 pm
You know those times when you wish people had to take some kind of test to prove they’re capable of being a parent before they can have a baby?
Yeah, this is one of those times for me.
Feed_Me_Chocolate | June 1, 2006 at 1:00 pm
TC is already in line for the placenta.
hurley | June 1, 2006 at 1:00 pm
abortion promotes natural selection, doesn’t it? women wanting abortions usually have pretty good reasons.
fo those too stupid (see above) to make decisions, we should sterilize.
TaiTai | June 1, 2006 at 1:03 pm
Another turkey baster pregnancy. I hope. Wonder if it’s David Crosby’s?
Chrystal03 | June 1, 2006 at 1:08 pm
She looks like a real life pig in that picture.
amy | June 1, 2006 at 1:12 pm
THAT POOR, POOR CHILD. :(
kandyk0119 | June 1, 2006 at 1:14 pm
She makes me wanna puke everytime she opens that wretched mouth….”Like my Body”….blah….What a skank!!!!
isegoria | June 1, 2006 at 1:15 pm
ugh.
why is she famous again?
Is it for being a dumb broad?
Celetina | June 1, 2006 at 1:16 pm
How did this happen? Men, I know you know better than to stick your manhood in a caern of potential death and destruction. So was this a doctor? If so, who thought it was ethically responsible to deliver a baby to a complete lunatic? Don’t they have the Hippocratic Oath?
I’m so confused.
Sheva | June 1, 2006 at 1:17 pm
She’s famous for being a stripper who hit it in Playboy.
Then she became a drugged out fat pig who swindled an old dude in his nineties.
Now she’s famous for being a slimmed down pig, who is trying to collect on her swindle.
Anna Anna Anna Anna Nicole or just pig for short.
kandyk0119 | June 1, 2006 at 1:19 pm
I just watched that video and she is a moran, no wonder she drinks and eats tranquilizers and who knows what all the time, she can’t complete a sentence sober, and those teeth, must be veneers or either her mom mated with Mr. Ed
Jacq | June 1, 2006 at 1:21 pm
She looks like she is a beluga whale with two blow holes in her face.
I bet she thinks that she’s lost at sea when the camera crew packs it in for the day and leaves her on that floatie.
jrzmommy | June 1, 2006 at 1:23 pm
Amazing that you need a license to cut hair, paint nails and to even fish, but anyone can have a baby, including spaced out blow-up doll hookers like Anna Nicole Smith.
RichPort | June 1, 2006 at 1:23 pm
Isn’t it considered beastiality when you screw a whale and isn’t there a law against that? I wonder if the kid’ll be born with flippers…
TrimSpa will be taking her to court to get their money back. So will her lyposuctionist.
LA Mom | June 1, 2006 at 1:24 pm
I wonder if this is her next publicity stunt? Its probably going to take her some time to get the old man’s cash in her hands, so why not get preggers-and charge people to watch you grow, then lose all of you weight with…TRIMSPA BABY-what a nut!
Wonder if she’s going the TomKat way of pregnancy (you know, movie set bellies and faking the whole shebang)?? Let’s hope so….
LA Mom | June 1, 2006 at 1:26 pm
And what the hell is wrong with her big teeth? The better to EAT you with, my dear : )
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | June 1, 2006 at 1:27 pm
She’s so beautiful I just want to make love to her slowly by a roaring fire. Then I will roll her into the fire and cut the crispy parts off her back and put it on a sandwich with lettuce and tomato. There is no better sandwich after you make love to a beautiful woman than the BLT. Aww yeahhh.
Feed_Me_Chocolate | June 1, 2006 at 1:34 pm
Gross, but brilliant, Osh.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | June 1, 2006 at 1:39 pm
24 – Thanks. It’s based on a true story.
hurley | June 1, 2006 at 1:44 pm
she was a guess model.
http://www.guessadvertising.com/graphics/Bios/ansmith.html
then ’93 playmate of the year.
then 13 years to meander downhill.
everyone seems smarter with a shut mouth.
Geno | June 1, 2006 at 1:46 pm
Call DSS.
Now.
http://catholictvguy.blogspot.com/
PapaHotNuts | June 1, 2006 at 1:46 pm
She should give birth in the lobby of her local Child Protection Services office, you know, just to save them a trip.
spamnews | June 1, 2006 at 1:46 pm
I know I’d regret it afterwards, but I’d hit that. Fat girlz, oh wait, is this the Mariah thread? I forget.
jrzmommy | June 1, 2006 at 1:57 pm
She couldn’t handle having Britney Spears remain the Number One All-Time Redneck Mom. She’s gonna school Britney on how to parent in the good old fashioned style of trailer. We’re all in for a real treat.
fro0ty | June 1, 2006 at 2:01 pm
Anna Nicole Who? what she famour for?
-fro0ty
http://www.playpacman.net
They Suck | June 1, 2006 at 2:02 pm
Eeeek. Now she is going to suffer the same fate as Carnie Wilson: spend tons of $$ on a drastic weight-loss method (or whore yourself out advertising one), have a baby, balloon up forever.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | June 1, 2006 at 2:02 pm
Doesn’t she already have a couple teen-aged kids? You know, Goose and Maverick? Weren’t they putting up the drywall at the new Crackerbarrel until Maverick shot Goose in the forehead with the nailgun, and then Goose pulled it out and ate it? Those boys sho’ is stupid.
ellaminnowpea | June 1, 2006 at 2:04 pm
She has a 20-year-old son — so….she’s having her own grandchildren now?!?
ewwwwwwwwwww! I guess they’ll be able to bob-n-drool together!
PapaHotNuts | June 1, 2006 at 2:09 pm
This will the first baby ever born with an IQ larger than his mother.
Fuck, I forgot Sean Preston Spears.
This will the second baby born with an IQ larger than his mother.
http://www.papahotnuts.com/
Anonymous | June 1, 2006 at 2:11 pm
The theme for today’s Superficial postings is apparently “FAT, UGLY, STUPID, AND WHORISH.” First Mariah Carey and now Anna Nicole. All we need now is a post about Star Jones and that should complete the circle of grossly obese, talentless, and morbidly annoying attention whores.
geedarn | June 1, 2006 at 2:14 pm
Maybe she will accidentally stab her fetus with her dildo while masturbating, and save it from a life of shame.
CruisingForCock | June 1, 2006 at 2:15 pm
Come on Papa, get it up! The anticipation is killing me.
HughJorganthethird | June 1, 2006 at 2:17 pm
Buddy should have just banged her gunt, nobody gets preggers from gunt sex.
PapaHotNuts | June 1, 2006 at 2:21 pm
Oh, it’s up, and in my hands as we speak.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | June 1, 2006 at 2:32 pm
Mr. Nuts, check your e-mail. I think there may be some free porn in it.
CoJo | June 1, 2006 at 2:33 pm
Funny – She finally wins all that money and NOW someone is willing to fuck her. She’s on so many goddamn drugs the father of this child should be considered a rapist.
She is a disgusting pig and I cannot wait to see what the other disgusting pig who put his penis in that looks like.
I just lost my appetite.
DancingQueen | June 1, 2006 at 2:37 pm
It is indeed a scary thought that this heffer will be calving in the near future.
Sister Morphine | June 1, 2006 at 2:39 pm
I can’t believe a man willingly put his penis inside her and then came.
eightiesbaby | June 1, 2006 at 2:44 pm
she looks high
Italian Stallion | June 1, 2006 at 2:45 pm
When I was little, I was always afraid of jumping in the pool because of monsters. I never believed them until now………
CoJo | June 1, 2006 at 2:49 pm
I’m telling you. I think this is a conspiracy by her lesbo assistant Kimmie and her joke of a lawyer Howard Stern to soak Anna of her new found fortune.
Is it unreasonable to think that Anna Nicole can be tricked into believing that Lesbians can make people pregnant?
“Seeeee Anna, Rosie O’Donald has kids and so does Melissa Ethridge. How do you think they got pregnant? Yeah, Anna, by lesbians!”
As for any growth or movement in her belly, that’s simple. It’s her dog.
gogoboots | June 1, 2006 at 2:57 pm
She’s an extremely odd woman…poor kid!
Dr.Rokter | June 1, 2006 at 3:06 pm
#33 That’s fuckin’ funny stuff. Damn funny.
I think the dog in the background of the video distracted her.
“This is Anna Nicole…um…I’ve watched, like, rumors and stuff and, like, it’s true. Um…I’ve got a stork in the oven and my, um, like, um is gonna get bigger ‘cuz, like the man put his, like, in my, um… And you can pay to keep watching, like, my video, um…life book thingies. Like, on my computer page and all that…um.”
aivilo | June 1, 2006 at 3:07 pm
Britney and Anna Nicole can have baby juggling parties. With a side of ‘baby-put’. I definitely put my money on Brit for the throwing competition, she’s got plenty of weight to use.