Anna Nicole Smith wears clown paint, is insane

February 20th, 2007 // 116 Comments

This video clip aired yesterday night on Greta Van Susteren’s show on FOX News and shows an eight-month pregnant Anna Nicole Smith with clown paint on her face, barely functional, and talking to a doll in a baby carriage as if it were real. At one point Howard K. Stern even comments: “This footage is worth money.” And yeah, it’s every bit as creepy as you’d imagine. I was expecting scary carnival music to start playing in the background or Howard K. Stern to appear in a ski mask at the end and ask for a ransom.

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  1. Zoey

    FRIST!

  2. Zoey

    Watched the clip. Okay that IS bizarre.

    BTW – is that actual paint, or magic markerS?

  3. djcamerin

    Seriously…if you’re gonna be ass-y enough to post “FIRST”, for the love of God, at least spell it correctly!

  4. Yenstah

    That has got to be one of the saddest things I’ve ever seen. That stupid drugged cow. Someone please kill that Stern guy. Carrion feeder that he is. Just horrible.

  5. Pizzikatie

    Wow, I’d love to see Howard K Stern break every bone in his body.

  6. bizbomb

    That is truly horrifying. That man should be beaten with his own camera.

  7. snang

    Just…wow.

  8. whitegold

    That was weird, but what I’d like to know how exactly Fox News got there hands on that video footage?! Clearly it was home footage, and I’d assume it was in the possession of ANS and HKS only, and since ANS likely didn’t come back from the dead and ask Fox News to play this tape, I’m going to assume it was leaked by HKS for a fee!!! What an ass!!!

  9. Bill Frist

    I’m shocked that Fox News would air this, given their reputation for journalistic integrity. Ever since my frontal lobotomy, I’ve turned to Fox News for all my news and opinions.

    p.s. #1 thanks for the shout-out.

  10. p911gt10c

    k, she needs to go away…..NOW.

  11. matr

    This is TOO bizarre! How is he supposed to be the daddy? Are you on ‘shrooms little baby? Daddy loves you—NOT!

  12. jrzmommy

    Meh. I’m holding out for the autopsy video. And by that I mean the video of HKS going necrophilic on the ANuS.

  13. sassi_chic

    That is very strange behavior and it is obvious that she is on something. I can’t help but feel bad for her since he is making fun of her. It is like talking to a 5 year old, like she doesn’t know any better.

  14. krisdylee

    She looked like she sure had a goooood time. Pregnant or not, mushrooms are a hoot.

  15. Xanthia

    Okay – where the HELL is KIMMIE???? She may have had more piercings than a carnival worker and purple hair, but she had more sense than these two put together…. did HKS off her too????

  16. FSantos

    Poor Ana she is in la la land!

  17. Does anyone else out there secretly hope that this is a fake, and not the long trip into loopy land that it appears to be?

  18. TaiTai

    Scary.

    Clown.

    I will never go to the circus again.

  19. jrzmommy

    Remember when you were a kid and you would spin around and around and around and around and watch the floor swirl under you feet and then you’d look up and the room would be all tilty and you had a hard time walking because you were so dizzy? I feel like that after watching that video.

    Nice try, Jrztroll (12). Piss off.

  20. jrzmommy

    17–Well, she’s dead…..I think the trip to Loopyland has ended.

  21. Zoey

    #3. Jellus?

    :^)

  22. RichPort

    Most clowns are sad on the inside. (I cry every day.)

  23. ponk

    saw this on Fox last night. Greta Van Sustern had a long interview with the couple whose daughter was spending the day with ANS.
    At this point I’m about ready to believe Howard is the father – who else would be low enough to take advantage of a 5 year old trapped in a Holstein’s body?

  24. djcamerin

    #21 – Jealous of what exactly? Your inability to come up with something worth typing so you declare your unbelievable intelligence and obvious superiority by declaring “FRIST”??? If it’s that difficult for you to sound out the word you can just use “1st”…that might be easier for you.

  25. siliconsaint69

    I said it before, I’ll say it again. thank god she’s finally dead. Kill her kid, end the bloodline. Howard should go too.

  26. the_stone

    it’s not great footage….
    it’s a camera.
    durr.

  27. jrzmommy

    The question that went along with #1′s answer: Tell us, Zoey, with which Senator would you enjoy a marathon session of the horizontal bop?????

  28. brennreyn

    This is why kids are scared of clowns.

  29. dookiepirate

    I can’t believe I used to masterbate to that.

    What’s worse is I can’t believe I’m masterbating to that right now. I mean, I’m at work and my boss is getting really pissed. Or turned on…I can’t really tell.

    But anyways, point is, that big tittied dead bitch was crazy.

  30. EveryoneBugsMe

    She would have made an excellent mother.

  31. schack

    look at those eyes! those are zombie eyes. dead mom walking.

    that was one of the most frightening things i’ve ever seen, and i’ve seen some shit.

    does anyone feel nauseous, like doomsday isn’t even around the corner, but it’s already here?

  32. KimberWolf

    I had always had some suspicion that her dumb act was just that. Some schtick. Now, I really don’t think so.

  33. schack

    that’s what i mean, kimber. she wasn’t faking it. that was really her. ever had a bad trip? can you imagine living your entire LIFE in that state?

  34. Jenster

    i am legitimatly scared of clowns and when i read the headline, i thought they were referring to the fact that shes always wearing that trashy red lipstick and blue eye shadow combo; nope. i was wrong and i am currently under my desk rocking back and forth with my hands over my eyes.

    thanks superfish, all the issues with my mom
    are sooooo getting pushed back when i see my therepist today…..

  35. tits_on_snack

    Good question, where IS kimmie? She was like Anna’s little bulldyke shadow forever, even had Anna tattooed on her body.
    And now she’s mysteriously not around whatsoever. oooOOOooo.

  36. Howard K. Stern is the anti-christ.

  37. mrs.t

    There is a special place in hell for Howard K. Stern. There’s a smaller, slightly less-special place next to it for his huge fucking jowls and chin.

  38. Tuesday

    Rubbing one out to that video was a challenge. But now I need something new – bring on those morgue photos!

  39. schack

    dude… i do not envy your last moments.

  40. Britney Shears

    LOL@9

    Good One!!!

    some people are so obsessed with being frist, they can’t even check their spelling before they post…

    DUH!

  41. biatcho

    I hope Dannielynn watched this video and then put out a hit on her mom.

  42. lovescontroversy1

    it’s karma… she cashs in at the expense of a wealthy man’s poor health/state of mind(marshall) only to have the exact same thing done to her by this pathetic man. howard k stern is filth… i wholeheardtedly believe he doped up anna for the entire time he knew her in an attempt to gain complete control over her… i also think he, at the very least, supplied her son with the means to overdose. he’s sick.

    however i agree with many comments before me… this woman would have been of no positive influence to that little girl. it’s just sad these are the only home videos she’ll have to watch of her mother.

  43. Clete

    Hopefully Howard K will not be as lucky as OJ with his crime. I actually do feel sorry for Anna Nicole and her son. They were both sick and tragically sad. I imagine Howard K put a wedge between Anna Nicole and Kimmie. (a witness) I think it a tacky dragging out all the footage of her mental decent after she is gone. I am glad I am not famous, only a handful of people get to witness my meltdowns.

  44. schack

    42- she didn’t cash in on marshall’s fortune. marshall jr. and his team of lawyers appealed and won, even though marshall sr. left a taped confession of his love for anna and his desire leave his fortunes to her. she had sex with that snobby old bag of rotting bones for nothing.

  45. MirandaB

    Yea, she WORE clown makeup and she WAS insane. I’m going to watch this when I get home, from the comments it seems like it’s pretty strange [:

  46. KirBir

    Um..is this video not working for anyone else?

  47. Anna's inner thigh rash

    Patients never follow instructions correctly for their prescriptions. The insert for methadone has a clear warning: “Do not attempt to wear clown makeup after taking this medication.”

  48. jrzmommy

    #46, you should ask #38. It seems to have “worked” for him.

  49. shanonorato

    yikes…just….yikes

  50. woodhorse

    Can I get a AMEN for #36? Why isn’t this video enough to convict Howard K. Stern??

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