This video clip aired yesterday night on Greta Van Susteren’s show on FOX News and shows an eight-month pregnant Anna Nicole Smith with clown paint on her face, barely functional, and talking to a doll in a baby carriage as if it were real. At one point Howard K. Stern even comments: “This footage is worth money.” And yeah, it’s every bit as creepy as you’d imagine. I was expecting scary carnival music to start playing in the background or Howard K. Stern to appear in a ski mask at the end and ask for a ransom.
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Zoey | February 20, 2007 at 8:06 am
FRIST!
Zoey | February 20, 2007 at 8:08 am
Watched the clip. Okay that IS bizarre.
BTW – is that actual paint, or magic markerS?
djcamerin | February 20, 2007 at 8:08 am
Seriously…if you’re gonna be ass-y enough to post “FIRST”, for the love of God, at least spell it correctly!
Yenstah | February 20, 2007 at 8:09 am
That has got to be one of the saddest things I’ve ever seen. That stupid drugged cow. Someone please kill that Stern guy. Carrion feeder that he is. Just horrible.
Pizzikatie | February 20, 2007 at 8:10 am
Wow, I’d love to see Howard K Stern break every bone in his body.
bizbomb | February 20, 2007 at 8:12 am
That is truly horrifying. That man should be beaten with his own camera.
snang | February 20, 2007 at 8:13 am
Just…wow.
whitegold | February 20, 2007 at 8:14 am
That was weird, but what I’d like to know how exactly Fox News got there hands on that video footage?! Clearly it was home footage, and I’d assume it was in the possession of ANS and HKS only, and since ANS likely didn’t come back from the dead and ask Fox News to play this tape, I’m going to assume it was leaked by HKS for a fee!!! What an ass!!!
Bill Frist | February 20, 2007 at 8:16 am
I’m shocked that Fox News would air this, given their reputation for journalistic integrity. Ever since my frontal lobotomy, I’ve turned to Fox News for all my news and opinions.
p.s. #1 thanks for the shout-out.
p911gt10c | February 20, 2007 at 8:17 am
k, she needs to go away…..NOW.
matr | February 20, 2007 at 8:18 am
This is TOO bizarre! How is he supposed to be the daddy? Are you on ‘shrooms little baby? Daddy loves you—NOT!
jrzmommy | February 20, 2007 at 8:19 am
Meh. I’m holding out for the autopsy video. And by that I mean the video of HKS going necrophilic on the ANuS.
sassi_chic | February 20, 2007 at 8:22 am
That is very strange behavior and it is obvious that she is on something. I can’t help but feel bad for her since he is making fun of her. It is like talking to a 5 year old, like she doesn’t know any better.
krisdylee | February 20, 2007 at 8:22 am
She looked like she sure had a goooood time. Pregnant or not, mushrooms are a hoot.
Xanthia | February 20, 2007 at 8:23 am
Okay – where the HELL is KIMMIE???? She may have had more piercings than a carnival worker and purple hair, but she had more sense than these two put together…. did HKS off her too????
FSantos | February 20, 2007 at 8:25 am
Poor Ana she is in la la land!
stylebites | February 20, 2007 at 8:29 am
Does anyone else out there secretly hope that this is a fake, and not the long trip into loopy land that it appears to be?
TaiTai | February 20, 2007 at 8:30 am
Scary.
Clown.
I will never go to the circus again.
jrzmommy | February 20, 2007 at 8:31 am
Remember when you were a kid and you would spin around and around and around and around and watch the floor swirl under you feet and then you’d look up and the room would be all tilty and you had a hard time walking because you were so dizzy? I feel like that after watching that video.
Nice try, Jrztroll (12). Piss off.
jrzmommy | February 20, 2007 at 8:32 am
17–Well, she’s dead…..I think the trip to Loopyland has ended.
Zoey | February 20, 2007 at 8:34 am
#3. Jellus?
:^)
RichPort | February 20, 2007 at 8:35 am
Most clowns are sad on the inside. (I cry every day.)
ponk | February 20, 2007 at 8:37 am
saw this on Fox last night. Greta Van Sustern had a long interview with the couple whose daughter was spending the day with ANS.
At this point I’m about ready to believe Howard is the father – who else would be low enough to take advantage of a 5 year old trapped in a Holstein’s body?
djcamerin | February 20, 2007 at 8:40 am
#21 – Jealous of what exactly? Your inability to come up with something worth typing so you declare your unbelievable intelligence and obvious superiority by declaring “FRIST”??? If it’s that difficult for you to sound out the word you can just use “1st”…that might be easier for you.
siliconsaint69 | February 20, 2007 at 8:41 am
I said it before, I’ll say it again. thank god she’s finally dead. Kill her kid, end the bloodline. Howard should go too.
the_stone | February 20, 2007 at 8:41 am
it’s not great footage….
it’s a camera.
durr.
jrzmommy | February 20, 2007 at 8:42 am
The question that went along with #1′s answer: Tell us, Zoey, with which Senator would you enjoy a marathon session of the horizontal bop?????
brennreyn | February 20, 2007 at 8:46 am
This is why kids are scared of clowns.
dookiepirate | February 20, 2007 at 8:48 am
I can’t believe I used to masterbate to that.
What’s worse is I can’t believe I’m masterbating to that right now. I mean, I’m at work and my boss is getting really pissed. Or turned on…I can’t really tell.
But anyways, point is, that big tittied dead bitch was crazy.
EveryoneBugsMe | February 20, 2007 at 8:50 am
She would have made an excellent mother.
schack | February 20, 2007 at 8:50 am
look at those eyes! those are zombie eyes. dead mom walking.
that was one of the most frightening things i’ve ever seen, and i’ve seen some shit.
does anyone feel nauseous, like doomsday isn’t even around the corner, but it’s already here?
KimberWolf | February 20, 2007 at 8:54 am
I had always had some suspicion that her dumb act was just that. Some schtick. Now, I really don’t think so.
schack | February 20, 2007 at 8:56 am
that’s what i mean, kimber. she wasn’t faking it. that was really her. ever had a bad trip? can you imagine living your entire LIFE in that state?
Jenster | February 20, 2007 at 9:04 am
i am legitimatly scared of clowns and when i read the headline, i thought they were referring to the fact that shes always wearing that trashy red lipstick and blue eye shadow combo; nope. i was wrong and i am currently under my desk rocking back and forth with my hands over my eyes.
thanks superfish, all the issues with my mom
are sooooo getting pushed back when i see my therepist today…..
tits_on_snack | February 20, 2007 at 9:06 am
Good question, where IS kimmie? She was like Anna’s little bulldyke shadow forever, even had Anna tattooed on her body.
And now she’s mysteriously not around whatsoever. oooOOOooo.
DrunkBlogger | February 20, 2007 at 9:10 am
Howard K. Stern is the anti-christ.
mrs.t | February 20, 2007 at 9:14 am
There is a special place in hell for Howard K. Stern. There’s a smaller, slightly less-special place next to it for his huge fucking jowls and chin.
Tuesday | February 20, 2007 at 9:15 am
Rubbing one out to that video was a challenge. But now I need something new – bring on those morgue photos!
schack | February 20, 2007 at 9:19 am
dude… i do not envy your last moments.
Britney Shears | February 20, 2007 at 9:20 am
LOL@9
Good One!!!
some people are so obsessed with being frist, they can’t even check their spelling before they post…
DUH!
biatcho | February 20, 2007 at 9:23 am
I hope Dannielynn watched this video and then put out a hit on her mom.
lovescontroversy1 | February 20, 2007 at 9:23 am
it’s karma… she cashs in at the expense of a wealthy man’s poor health/state of mind(marshall) only to have the exact same thing done to her by this pathetic man. howard k stern is filth… i wholeheardtedly believe he doped up anna for the entire time he knew her in an attempt to gain complete control over her… i also think he, at the very least, supplied her son with the means to overdose. he’s sick.
however i agree with many comments before me… this woman would have been of no positive influence to that little girl. it’s just sad these are the only home videos she’ll have to watch of her mother.
Clete | February 20, 2007 at 9:29 am
Hopefully Howard K will not be as lucky as OJ with his crime. I actually do feel sorry for Anna Nicole and her son. They were both sick and tragically sad. I imagine Howard K put a wedge between Anna Nicole and Kimmie. (a witness) I think it a tacky dragging out all the footage of her mental decent after she is gone. I am glad I am not famous, only a handful of people get to witness my meltdowns.
schack | February 20, 2007 at 9:31 am
42- she didn’t cash in on marshall’s fortune. marshall jr. and his team of lawyers appealed and won, even though marshall sr. left a taped confession of his love for anna and his desire leave his fortunes to her. she had sex with that snobby old bag of rotting bones for nothing.
MirandaB | February 20, 2007 at 9:37 am
Yea, she WORE clown makeup and she WAS insane. I’m going to watch this when I get home, from the comments it seems like it’s pretty strange [:
KirBir | February 20, 2007 at 9:42 am
Um..is this video not working for anyone else?
Anna's inner thigh rash | February 20, 2007 at 9:43 am
Patients never follow instructions correctly for their prescriptions. The insert for methadone has a clear warning: “Do not attempt to wear clown makeup after taking this medication.”
jrzmommy | February 20, 2007 at 9:44 am
#46, you should ask #38. It seems to have “worked” for him.
shanonorato | February 20, 2007 at 9:49 am
yikes…just….yikes
woodhorse | February 20, 2007 at 9:50 am
Can I get a AMEN for #36? Why isn’t this video enough to convict Howard K. Stern??