Anna Nicole Smith Blames Eyes For Idiocy
Thanks to her incoherent appearance on the American Music Awards on Sunday, Anna Nicole Smith has lost her job as spokesperson for the weight loss drug Trimspa. I guess they were scared that people would think Trimspa eats away your brain or, worse yet, turns you into Anna Nicole Smith.
Anyways, Anna’s lawyer Howard K. Stern is claiming that Anna wasn’t boozed up but that “She couldn’t really read the teleprompter because she has bad eyes. She flubbed a line, but she’s fine.” Stern’s explanation doesn’t really account for Anna falling into a gift table backstage after she was basically carried away from the podium. Maybe in Anna’s world, having ‘bad eyes’ is code for being drugged up on Trimspa.