According to a sworn declaration by Laurie Payne, a woman who spent time with Anna Nicole Smith during her pregnancy, Anna confessed in phone calls and instant messages that Larry Birkhead is the father of her baby girl and that she also miscarried another unborn baby with him prior to Dannielynn. Additionally, Payne says Anna Nicole was taking methadone and “a rather high dose of Xanax” during her pregnancy. Her son Daniel is believed to have died from a lethal combination of methadone and other prescription anti-depressants.
In an email to Payne, Anna Nicole says she had sex three times with two people during the time of conception, and that one of the two people couldn’t get her pregnant because he had a vasectomy: “well one of two people once in dec and twice in jan…………you do the math but I hear someone cant do what has been done.” Payne also says Anna Nicole Smith said Howard K. Stern wasn’t the father even though he’s listed as such on the birth certificate: “I asked her why she did not just go into a relationship with Stern, to which (Anna Nicole) responded, ‘EWWW…GROSS!!! No way!! I would never!’”
And here are some other gems from the declaration. Stern making fun of Daniel for being a virgin:
According to the declaration, during Christmas, 2005, Stern began to tease Anna Nicole’s son Daniel “about being a 19-year-old virgin.” Payne says, “….Daniel looked at Stern and stated, ‘I don’t know why you’re worried about me, you’ve been around my mother for 12 years and haven’t had any p*ssy either.”
And Anna Nicole wishing she would fall ass flat into money.
Smith indicates in the e-mail that she’s hard up for money: “I cant work now so im pretty much f….d for a bit!…..sure counting on the court to give me my money….cause all I want to do is move from this house and get a better one and just star over!….and to boot Ive gained 30 pounds im horrified.!”
If anybody were to make a documentary about Anna Nicole Smith they would have to file it under fiction because nobody would ever believe it was true. Her life is so ridiculous they could replace the footage with The Chronicles of Narnia and it’d make just as much sense.
#46, Who is Jay Mohr?
No Stern may not be the baby’s daddy, however she for sure fucked him. She was screwing him on that TV show.
@44 syrup – Did you check the Girl on Girl archives?
You all are just living proof of my screename.
Remember, I wouldn’t have had to change my damn screename some odd number of times if little fucktards like yourselves weren’t posting false crap under my name. But, that’s what coms with dame.
All you little rejects can keep posting. Keep typing away. :]
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Alright Danielle:
I am pretty new her and so I have ignored you, tried to give you advice (remember the tidbits about anger and the complexion, Cocktail Hour and getting more sex?) and laughed at some of your bizarre insults. But you have proven to me that you are a Class A Bitch. You rip ON KIDS, ON MOTHERS and other shit you know nothing about. AND YOU TROLLED ME. So you are done.
College friends: “Hi Danielle, how come you don’t wanna go out clubbing and try to get some dick with us? How come you are always on that computer with that crazy look in your eye?”
Danielle: “I can’t go, I’m busy, (Anger Builds) I have to make everyone pay (Wild Eyed LOOk) , and also I have to try somehow to out-joke Richport, biatcho, jrzmommy,Hot BigJim and whoever else I can!”
To: ALL FISH FEEDERS
Subj: DanYELL
Just ignore her. Seriously, it’s funnier to see her post random put-downs to no one in particular. She’s desperately trying to get our attention.
PS: What do you all reckon “coms with dame” means?
(wind)
@56 jrzmommy, I understand what you’re saying, but I’ve been sitting on this for a couple of days. I’m going to let it out now.
Danielle or HaYtersLuvDanielle, whatever… If your not going to post anything relevant to the thread in question, leave.
Quite causing hate and discontent for youself.
A couple of days ago, a DirtMcGirt was posting mindless bullshit like you, stirring up trouble. All of his posts were deleted and he got banned.
Which means theSuperficial is watching… …YOU!
Actually, i did post something relevant to the thread. It’s idiotic fools like you and jrz that post things that have nothing to do with the articles, not moi.
Mind your own damn business hag.
Yep, Danielle’s just an attention whore, and if she were in my presence, I’d beat her like the woman she is.
Anywho!–
Anyone else think that Anna Nicole Smith fucked her son? I mean, she’s from the South and all. It’s probably second nature to her.
http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php
EWWW! I hope Daniel comes back I really do. Let’s have a seance and see if we can get him back to avenge himself. Then we can use him to do our bidding. Yessss- the plan comes together.
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Danielle, if you’re going to pass wind, you should at least excuse yourself to the restroom.
@56, I was wondering that, too.
#55. Never said anything about you. Don’t know you. Don’t care to know you. If you were to die tomorrow I’d go to a movie and celebrate.
Could care less.
It’s funny that Anna is nothing more than pretty and that is all that she has accomplished in this life. The rest seems so disgusting and just goes to show you can’t judge a book by it’s cover.
I feel most sad about that new baby of hers… what kind of life can they possible expect from this walking disaster.
Unreal.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
# 51 – Who is Jay Mohr? You might know this acclaimed thespian from such roles as a featured comedian on SNL in the 90′s, Jerry McGuire’s rival agent Bob Sugar, and most recently as executive producer of Last Comic Standing.
It wasn’t a miscarriage. The kid escaped.
#60 – okay – back up there! I am from the South and frankly, that thought makes me want to puke.
She is a retard and WHITE TRASH – so maybe – but not all southern women are that way…. hell I couldn’t even stand to watch her show for more than five minutes – it embarassed me that the dipshit is from this state!
I am hoping they keep her skanky ass in Bermuda – maybe use her for shark-bait… she could do another reality show where she goes in to film sharks unprotected and we can watch her disappear before our eyes….
#68
“the kid escaped”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ohhhhhh, big belly laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!
HaYtersLuvDanielle,
[you are (wind) from my asshole]
LoVersHateDanielle
#69. I wouldn’t post here with a screename like that. That’s some ghetto shit. Oh, by the way, shut the fuck up. Thanks.
#60. Like I said before, your ass is leaking.
You might wanna have that checked out.
Re being Sterndicked: “‘EWWW…GROSS!!! No way!! I would never!’”
SO nice to see that she has standards. I was afraid that using methadone and xanax while pregnant meant otherwise.
I’m so relieved I can’t tell ya.
I get the impression that a lot of strippers’ lives turn out this way. We’re just not privy to the details…or pictures…or reality shows.
@34…I guess I wasn’t clear.
my bad
That really is sad about Daniel, he sounds like he somehow turned out miraculously cool.
I agree about the suspicious Stern, he’s been after her money all along. This is like a bad 80s soap opera.
obviously Jay Mohr is not Lohan’s sober friend
KimberWolf, I was a stripper, now I’m living a quiet life as a paralegal in a small town living with my husband and have no kids. Oh, and I give poisoned candy to children on occasion. And I skin cats, almost forgot about the cat-skinning there.
If Dannielyn inherits his forehead and her gums we are going to have to surrender her to the circus…it’s only the right thing to do.
Zing! Daniel won that round. Poor kid, obviously he had more brains than Mama and SlimyStern put together… no wonder he got killed.
Personally, I think the Chroncles of Narnia would make infinitely MORE sense. If “Narnia” was full of trashy creepy people who yell at each other, and Lucy got killed by a falling tree, and Aslan were a nasty lawyer, and everyone was on heavy drugs…
And will SOMEONE please get that poor innocent baby away from her crazy white-trash mother and the creepy lawyer? Why are all these loser celebs like Mad Madge buying babies from across the world, when there’s a poor little girl who’s going to end up stuffed in a trashcan!
meh, not sure if you can trust her
I am late today..but Magic Johnson is a real jerk!! He is involved with SHADY real estate group(DERMOT) that is eviciting long time tenants in Brooklyn..HE is a jerk and health insurance for his employees is the least of his sins!!