Anna Nicole Smith
After watching the video of Anna Nicole Smith’s “wardrobe malfunction” at the GPhoria event, I take back my previous statements that she was trying to make a lame Janet Jackson type joke. From what I can tell, it looks like she was doing more of a striptease for all the gaming geeks than anything else. Unfortunately, the damn video appears to be in German*, so I’ll have to act as translator: “Anna Nicole Smith has huge boobs and these gaming geeks are all super nerds. In other news, Carmen Electra is way hotter than Dave Navarro.”
*edit: I had originally thought it was Dutch, but a reader corrected me. All foreign languages sound like a single crazy language to me.
**update: The video page has been getting absolutely hammered from outside sources so we changed the url. You can view it here if you still haven’t seen it.