Anna Kournikova wears bikinis now

October 5th, 2007 // 138 Comments
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Remember when Anna Kournikova used to be a professional tennis player? That was kind of neat, but I’m pretty sure all she does now is, well, nothing. And wear bikinis. Probably the best career move she’s ever made.


  1. ana

    Where is her ass? And tits? Is this a boy?? That explains it. Men can’t get very big breasts just taking hormones. He/She will need implants to continue her transition. Good luck boy girl boy… girl??

  2. steve o

    that azz looks good enuf to MOUNT

    Anna is HOT

  3. I'm looking but I aint really liking

    WAYYYYY to Paris Hiltony for my taste. And that aint a good thing Anna.

    At least she doesn’t seem to have serviced as many men as the Parasite, but then again who has. Anna has been with that mole removing Enrique douche for a long time and before that she was with some scarily older hockey player (a totally illegal relationship cause she was underange). So even if she is looking more like the vile P. Hilton with those spear fishing arms and the gangly bod at least she probably doesn’t expel deadly oozing green Vdherpesgonorheasyphilis hybrid wart juice from her scuzzie cootch.

    Hey Americans,

    You know how you changed the name of French Fries to Freeedom Fries, in that same spirit shouldn’t you like kill Paris Hilton or at least have her deported to France. It’s the Patriotic thing to do so someone get on it already (and don’t actually get on her cuz that skank disease juice will burn your balls right off)

  4. give me your candy

    What is with the fug glasses ladies. Jebus what’s up with that hideousness. Face flattering fitted and classy is the lookto go for girls. you don’t see guys pulling this kind of butt ugly style crap (well not since the 80′s) Sunglases are not supposed to overwhelm your face I leave that job for my hubby’s giant penis.

    I guess bitch is over compensating for something, it’s pretty sad when your latin lover is only packing a crayon sized man wand, that can’t be too much fun.

  5. anon

    HEY # 104.WHO IS THAT SCARILY OLDER HOCKEY PLAYER?AND HOW OLD ANNA WHEN HE STARTED DATING HER?

  6. hm

    damn why can’t we have hot girls like that in America, the ones I see are all short and chubby

  7. I don’t like how her body is proportioned.

  8. Meat

    #17

    One of the best comments I’ve read on this site.

  9. black Vole

    beware the Black Vole, when it seduces the attractive woman, who is an admitted old teen.

    she grew old! but she is stil young! can anyone find a wrinkle in her, that we may discuss?

    where is any wrinkle, Mr. Binkle? Or you, Mr. Dinkle, could you find a wrinkle?

  10. Mr. Barley

    Mount Holyoke is the best, because it is a good mix of people, and many/most of them are very, very fluid in their sexuality, so coming out isn’t an issue. It’s sort of taken for granted that virtually no one will graduate without some kind of same-sex physical interaction — at least a kiss. Every dorm was sort of a gay dorm. Every party was basically a gay party, even though there were straight people there.

    – Amanda

    Mount Holyoke has my firm vote for a place to find the big dykes on campus. It’s a charming, beautiful, top-notch school with short spikey hair and piercings galore. It’s deeply accepting and welcoming. I helped to carry the MHC banner in D.C. this summer, and Smith, Wellesley, and Bryn Mawr marched along with us.

    – Jennifer

    Mount Holyoke College, an all women’s college, in Western Massachusetts, is lesbian/bisexual heaven! Lots of cute curious and lesbian girls, near Northampton, beautiful bucolic setting. The LBTA (lesbian, bisexual, transgendered alliance) is very active, and there is a queer house that is basically a place for meetings, dances, a library, a computer, etc. Many staff/faculty are queer and out. It’s almost as if being queer is a nonissue there.

    – Anonymous

    My memories of homophobic incidents often happened in social settings when straight men came to MHC to “meet women,” and then there would be a bunch of us “ignoring” their advances.

  11. shutup

    @107 yeah and then insecure douchebags like you find a wife in another country and make her your slave. and always say that foreign women are better than american because they practically do every thing for you, but you make them into slaves. theres alot of you insecure douchebags that cant find a wife within your own country. if you try to treat an american wife that way (like foreign wifes) she will have her fist down your throat.
    and thats what many men say is the ‘problem’ with american women. but we all know that one who marrys a foreigner is insecure and was rejected by his own women.

  12. hm

    #112 the problem I have with the girls in this country is that they are ignorant, uneducated, and self-centered., They are slutty, classless, fake, gold diggers, fat, lazy, etc. I only date European girls because they are sexy, naturally thin, with naturally big knockers, most of them can cook and are not dirty lazy slobs. They have tons of energy and enjoy life. They are very independent, confident, and smart– American women are total opposites.

  13. Anna is famous for being famous, is she still with that Enrico dude

  14. gabby

    Fuck you #113. If you think you’re the shit, then let’s see your pic and credentials. Are you energetic and enjoy life? Confident? I seriously doubt it…

  15. hm

    calm down fat girl gabby, no need to get all defensive, jeez! You should really try exercising your fat ass, it takes the stress out.

  16. Ript1&0

    Some people can’t take a joke. Well, I guess it’s getting old now anyway. The last line was true though, the hard up and the love part. Still… both are old news as well… that’s all I have to say.

  17. Wow! Anna esta cada día más hermosa! I love you!

  18. Nea

    #113 European girls are not gold diggers? Shows how much you know….NOTHING. Plus why should a European lady date an American man if theres so many gorgeous men around in her county or nation? You’re just too funny with your ignorant posts.
    PS: I am European, and would never date an American man. I don’t hate America, i feel ok with American women but the difficulty with your country is the men. 96% are ignorant and expect too much

  19. Feltch

    Doesn’t matter where you are from; you can be fat, ugly, cosmetically enhanced, weak, strong, greedy, stupid, arrogant, confident etc etc wherever you were born or live.

    Just like you can be narrow-minded and stereotype other people wherever you come from too.

    The point is Anna Kournikova has a bloated face and protruding ribs. That’s what’s really important when commenting on this post.

  20. martin

    so anna was married before?and who was that lucky bastard?

  21. Tess

    In fact, labeling all European chicks as something similar REALLY shows how ignorant all of you are. Can you seriously say that for example a Finnish girl and Spanish girl are the same more than a Finnish girl and an American girl? Jeeezz , Americans really have weird beliefs about Europe. It’s even more stupid than saying all Americans are the same.

  22. havoc

    She’s pretty hot.

    Even with the tramp stamp on her lower back……

    .

  23. irana

    that tramp stamp on her was her ex husband’s name which she covered with another tatto when they broke up.

  24. MariaKournikova

    #120…EXACTLY. Listen to these wise words you ignorant posters. #122 You were close until you stereotyped, “…Americans really have weird beliefs about Europe.” If you’d added SOME, you would’ve been correct. Some is also the proper word to use in ALL stereotypes, so let’s all please stop the ridiculous assumptions of each other’s beliefs. ie. #120.

  25. Anna Kournikova is so hot and sexy!!…
    sizzling hooooottttt eh!!!!..

  26. havoc

    I’d cover that tramp stamp for her with a healthy dose of man gravy…..

    lol

    .

  27. I'm looking but I aint really liking

    #106 Anna Kournikova dated Pavel Bure (he is 10 years older, she was a minor at the time) and childhood sweetheart Sergei Fedorov (he is 12 years older then her) at the same time. Fedorov told The Hockey News that he and Kournikova had secretly married in July 2001, but were divorced shortly thereafter; Kournikova has never confirmed this.
    I don’t know how old Anna was exactly I think 15 or 16 but she dated one of them for a long time. the fact is it wasn’t legal and her peeps tried to hide it but it was well known and reported on but it was a while ago and no one really gives a shit now so I can’t find much info on it and Anna has been very mum abouty her personal life which hestly is pretty smart of her.

    IMDb is the source for this info plus some lame biography I watched about her once.

  28. ara

    ALL THAT THE ENRIQUE THE MOLE IS GETTING IS SERGEI FEDOROV’ SLOPPY SECONDS.

  29. xman

    Say what you want 10 years ago she was the most beautiful thing on earth and 10 years later nothing but nothing has changed. You are the best anna. maria may have titles but you will liv forever in my heart. i think you are the best. I love you anna!!!!!!!!!!!! Forever. If ever you are looking for a man to take care of you I am him email me Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee xman6949@yahoo.com

  30. sandra

    anna and enrique going maried :s
    read it on the board on enrique’s website http://www.enriqueiglesias.com

  31. Anna Kournikova is a whore beyond belief. She insists everyone love her for no reason. She has attempted to hunt me down and make me jealous by trying to make love to homosexuals, although she is not lesbian. I, myself, have never been a queer. She insisted I be a FAGGOT in order to score with her. In other words, have intercourse with her homosexual friends and her both to make a pornographic movie.

    Sincerely,

    Jeremy Jones

  32. Anna Kournikova is a whore beyond belief. She insists everyone love her for no reason. She has attempted to hunt me down and make me jealous by trying to make love to homosexuals, although she is not lesbian. I, myself, have never been a queer. She insisted I be a FAGGOT in order to score with her. In other words, have intercourse with her homosexual friends and her both to make a pornographic movie.

    Sincerely,

    Jeremy Jones

  33. Anna Kournikova is a whore beyond belief. She insists everyone love her for no reason. She has attempted to hunt me down and make me jealous by trying to make love to homosexuals, although she is not lesbian. I, myself, have never been a queer. She insisted I be a FAGGOT in order to score with her. In other words, have intercourse with her homosexual friends and her both to make a pornographic movie.

    Sincerely,

    Jeremy Jones

  34. Anna Kournikova is a whore beyond belief. She insists everyone love her for no reason. She has attempted to hunt me down and make me jealous by trying to make love to homosexuals, although she is not lesbian. I, myself, have never been a queer. She insisted I be a FAGGOT in order to score with her. In other words, have intercourse with her homosexual friends and her both to make a pornographic movie.

    Sincerely,

    Jeremy Jones

  35. I AM 7, I write too you about your people, do you Anna Kournikova know your people, your roots, the poor, Russia. I AM 7 RobertO, and I know what he is doing to you, making you fall, where you can not get up from your fall Isabel, is that your name?
    Is he a Football fan?, or is he in LOVE with the LYON, the real KING, I ask because of the T-shrit in these pictures where he looks like he BUSTED, i’M GAY I’m sorry Anna, I wanted to wasted your time because your a woman and I’m in LOVE with NAVARRO.

    If you need a real KING “DIMELO” for I KING of all Nations, RobertO.

  36. mark

    Looking better than ever, she looks absolutely amazing.

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