Remember when Anna Kournikova used to be a professional tennis player? That was kind of neat, but I’m pretty sure all she does now is, well, nothing. And wear bikinis. Probably the best career move she’s ever made.
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veggi | October 5, 2007 at 4:52 pm
omg FIRST! Eat it, cunt-breath bitches!
poopy | October 5, 2007 at 4:53 pm
second u cum guzzlers.
reality | October 5, 2007 at 4:54 pm
Yeah well she was hot when she was a competitive pro athlete, but then she retired and became anorexic while attempting to get into show biz. Now jumping her bones would be literally that: snap, crackle, pop.
Great, that probably just gave wedgeone a hardon.
spam lips | October 5, 2007 at 4:54 pm
she has an ass like a 12 year old boy.
gcoke | October 5, 2007 at 4:54 pm
wow she’s really hipless – are you sure she’s female? seems like enrique might be tappin a 15 y/o boy… i’m just sayin’…
TS | October 5, 2007 at 4:55 pm
Those the best #1 and #2 comments ever!
Jimbo | October 5, 2007 at 4:56 pm
#4: you said it! BOIOIOIOIOIOIOINNNNGGGGGG!
Gerald Tarrant | October 5, 2007 at 4:57 pm
I would like to eat at the Y
combustion8 | October 5, 2007 at 4:58 pm
she still gives me a donkey boner.
lalaland | October 5, 2007 at 4:59 pm
she’s got a decent body, if i was a male, i’d pop a feel
Robz | October 5, 2007 at 5:00 pm
It look like she had a really big, big, lunch. Perhaps as much as a dozen rice grains.
wedgeone | October 5, 2007 at 5:00 pm
I’d close my eyes and pretend it was my daughter.
lalaland | October 5, 2007 at 5:01 pm
decent body, not hot, i just want to make myself clear
Flip | October 5, 2007 at 5:04 pm
Wow…at least my eyes feel washed from Duff’s pix… everybody knows they’d do her! And if you haven’t fu**ed a Russian, I highly highly recommend it!
Nelson says Ha-ha | October 5, 2007 at 5:05 pm
Poor thing. Nice pants, but 10 seconds later she got her period.
Fan of Russian Women Tennis Players | October 5, 2007 at 5:07 pm
Oh sweet heavens, thank you for those pictures. About time a new story popped up. Anna is looking great. Still not as hot as Maria Sharpova, but Anna looks really nice here.
PS, I agree #1 & #2 posts were damn funny.
Flop | October 5, 2007 at 5:07 pm
Dunno bout that, #14…I fucked Nikita Khrushchev and it was kind of disturbing…
Barry LeFarge | October 5, 2007 at 5:12 pm
What’s with the pants? Stick to the bikini bottom.
Jimbo | October 5, 2007 at 5:15 pm
i came already. and i only made it to pic #3. i luv u anna.
iburl | October 5, 2007 at 5:22 pm
How about using one of thes pix to replace that “so freaking hot” pic of that skank amy outhouse?
PrettyBut | October 5, 2007 at 5:23 pm
Anna is pretty. She belongs on the fish as filler. She is much better at the pretty thing than the tennis thing. I forget who the main man is that puts the wood to her. But I’m sure he’s rich and she get’s more creature comforts from him than working on the tennis circuit. Get some useless pictures of her doing things like french kissing a doberman or something. I’d rather watch anna doing a dog than britney eating a whopper.
ssdd | October 5, 2007 at 5:26 pm
She’s cute .. like a real life Barbie ~ ..
I guess it was worth sticking with guy she’s been with for such a long time .. well, ever since he had that plum-pit size cancerous growth removed from his face. I bet having to kiss ARrround that thing was just a fucking fiasco.
alex | October 5, 2007 at 5:27 pm
who is she?
Bill O'Reilly | October 5, 2007 at 5:29 pm
This reminds me of the Britney threads. “She is much better at the pretty thing than the tennis thing” – Kournikova was ranked as high as #8 in the world in singles, but her specialty was doubles, where she was often ranked #1 and won 13 titles. Try to do funny hating, not blind ignorant hating.
Jules | October 5, 2007 at 5:36 pm
Soo that bathing suit is from target..it was 20 bucks for both pieces..i should know..i bought it 2 summers ago LOOL
Jimbo | October 5, 2007 at 5:36 pm
@7 & 19 It is nice to see my troll is standing in for me while I am out.
Hey troll – how fucking boring is your life that you have to troll me every fucking day. You have nothing better to do?
Jimbo | October 5, 2007 at 5:37 pm
plus she was the #2 top paid female athlete in 2001. i dont think she needs enriques money. oh god… i came again.
Jimbo | October 5, 2007 at 5:38 pm
#26… get a life troll.
veggi | October 5, 2007 at 5:39 pm
I might be a stupid cunt, but she looks good enough to eat.
I wonder if she would let an ugly 400 pound slut like me go down on her? I’d even fuck her with the leg bone from my KFC, after I cleaned all the meat off, of course.
FRIST!!! | October 5, 2007 at 5:41 pm
Oh!! Oh!!! Do me now!!!
Come on you trailer trash troll tranny trucker, k, don’t know what that means but oh well…
veggi | October 5, 2007 at 5:46 pm
FRIST!!!,
I’ve always admired the way you tried passing off your name as something that you did on purpose. It’s so much cooler that just admiting that you fucked up while trying to be “First” at something for once in your life – besides being the first 300 pounder in Second grade.
I’m sorry your daddy fucked you so much when you were younger, but get over it and quit being such a bitch.
Mike | October 5, 2007 at 5:46 pm
You complainers are crazy. She looks great.
Jimbo | October 5, 2007 at 5:47 pm
You are such a fucking loser troll. Why don’t you go back to blowing your brother. Oh that is right you can’t.
Why is that troll??? Yeah I rememeber SFU
FRIST!!! | October 5, 2007 at 5:49 pm
Yep, that’s what I’m talking about. Wooo hoooo!!!
Hey Jimbo, did you get my email?
Jimbo | October 5, 2007 at 5:50 pm
dammit Veggi, shut the fuck up. everyone knows you’re a stupid bitch anways. you need to be on perezhilton. stupid douche.
FRIST!!! | October 5, 2007 at 5:52 pm
Remember when I told you about that picture of my daughter in the bath? I sent it to you. Enjoy!
FRIST!!! | October 5, 2007 at 5:53 pm
35, that’s funny, but I don’t have a daughter. Just a niece.
cowgirl | October 5, 2007 at 5:55 pm
There’s Enrique! that’s what I’M talking about! You made me make some weird sounds Fish!
Jimbo | October 5, 2007 at 5:56 pm
Daughter, niece, whatever, doesn’t matter – all I know is there aren’t enough soap bubbles!!!
Jimbo's Tiny Penis | October 5, 2007 at 5:57 pm
hi guys!
FRIST's gaping vagina | October 5, 2007 at 5:59 pm
#39 hello…hello…hello…hello…hello…hello…hello…hello…
seems to be an echo in here…
Spongebob Gangsta | October 5, 2007 at 6:06 pm
I’d munch on Anna K’s sweet n salty like kettle corn.
LOL | October 5, 2007 at 6:09 pm
LOL
cowgirl | October 5, 2007 at 6:10 pm
What is this thread? “Trolls gone wild?” Are you going to sell DVD’s of this shit Fish?
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BillO'ReillyHater | October 5, 2007 at 6:20 pm
Anna never won a tournament in her career. At the time she was playing there were only a few good women players (the Williams, Hingis, Davenport) so getting to #8 isn’t that impressive. She is better at the pretty thing than the tennis thing. By the way it was nice of you to take time away from sucking President Bush’s cock long enough to read what people here are saying.
BellaNY1 | October 5, 2007 at 6:22 pm
#32 Mike your my new hero!!
Gadeval | October 5, 2007 at 6:24 pm
Why do I feel like im at some porno site whenever I come here :(.
PunkA | October 5, 2007 at 6:25 pm
She was hot til she hooked up with Enrique. The douche wears flip flops. “Nuff said.
Hi, I'm pro tennis | October 5, 2007 at 6:28 pm
#45 we’ve never met, apparently! All pro tournaments (and most amateur ones) have both singles and doubles competitions. Kournikova was better at doubles than singles, although dismissing a #8 ranking world-wide is ridiculous. In any era, the top ten women players have been top athletes, although I suppose a completely sexist pig would be unable to grasp that – wake up, it’s not 1950. In doubles she won 13 professional tournaments (including two Grand Slam tournaments) which is impressive to anybody who knows anything about sports. She had lots of skill but not quite enough power, being so small, so she was great at doubles and couldn’t quite break all the way through in singles. At any given point in time, there are only a dozen or so athletes with enough talent to reach the levels she reached in worldwide professional competition. But I’m sure you type really well too.