Tennis star Anna Kournikova found herself in a catfight Saturday night when a drunk woman decided to throw a drink at her, according to Page Six:
Kournikova and her pals were partying at Lavo after attending the Hardbat Classic table tennis tournament when a woman at the next table “threw a drink at Anna. She felt Anna was invading her space,” our source said. Kournikova “sprung into action” and starting screaming at the woman and shoving her. “It was a big fight,” the spy said. The woman was kicked out only after leaving Kournikova with some vicious scratch marks on her neck.
It’s times like these I really wish I had kids. Mostly so I could sell one to Satan in exchange for going back in time to see this fight go down. No, wait. Scratch that. I just remembered there’s a day care across the street. I mean, uh, I have to go to the bathroom. With this net. And dart gun. (Mexican food.)