Anna Kournikova gets in Vegas catfight

June 30th, 2009 // 49 Comments

Tennis star Anna Kournikova found herself in a catfight Saturday night when a drunk woman decided to throw a drink at her, according to Page Six:

Kournikova and her pals were partying at Lavo after attending the Hardbat Classic table tennis tournament when a woman at the next table “threw a drink at Anna. She felt Anna was invading her space,” our source said. Kournikova “sprung into action” and starting screaming at the woman and shoving her. “It was a big fight,” the spy said. The woman was kicked out only after leaving Kournikova with some vicious scratch marks on her neck.

It’s times like these I really wish I had kids. Mostly so I could sell one to Satan in exchange for going back in time to see this fight go down. No, wait. Scratch that. I just remembered there’s a day care across the street. I mean, uh, I have to go to the bathroom. With this net. And dart gun. (Mexican food.)

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  1. Sean H

    i fingered her FIRST

  2. dk

    Shee looked better at 15…

  3. verga

    i’d throw a drink at her too, only mine would have rohypnol in it and i’d be aiming for her mouth!

    zing!

  4. dk

    Shee looked better at 15…

  5. kingofbeer

    tell me they fought in a pool of jello… please…

  6. Deacon Jones

    @4
    LOL! So true!

  7. brooke

    This chick’s wonk eye beats Paris Hilton’s any day.

  8. Jeff

    Anna was on a news story about taking Krav Maga (a very brutal Israeli martial art), so I’m a little disappointed that she had scratch marks on her and that the drunken woman was taken to the hospital.

  9. Jeff

    *wasn’t taken to the hospital.

  10. Burre

    My God I still want to do things to her.

  11. Yikes, how ugly. Not her, the situation. Violent people are a turn off.

  12. Many thanks for your post. Like her very much.

  13. LOL @7

    FAT.

  14. Moto Rola

    Hope she fought better than she plays tennis.

  15. Fumus

    I sent the fish this tip early in the am. Your welcome for the tip.

  16. CakeSnifferer

    Oh yeah ! I sort of remember this girl…still looks to be in fine shape, although the face is a little heavier.

  17. Judge Jacqueline W. Silberman

    Her face is okay, but her box is fine!

  18. Jackspratling

    Anna’s looks like a round-faced Russian babushka.

    Just a couple more years of drinking vodka and a couple rounds of dental surgery without anaesthesia and and she’ll have the look down pat.

  19. blp

    Please tell me her titty popped out and someone got video.

  20. Poor Russian Girl

    Ah, the Russian curse: looks fine by twenties and quickly go downhill from there.

    It’s sad that her face looks much older than Heather Graham’s.

  21. She’s cute as hell, but looking more peculiar than she did when she was younger.

  22. Dave

    It’s true that you don’t see many attractive women above the age of thirty in Russia/Eastern Europe, but it’s not because they age poorly. It’s because the old woman are eating the young attractive ones.

  23. Eva

    I think she’s hot o_o and I’m beginning to think Kendra W. lied about her age because so many older women look 10 years younger than her. Prime example here.

  24. She'd Better Marry Her BF Soon

    In two years her face will look exactly like Ivana Trump (in her old age).

  25. Oh no! doesnt sound hot at all!! if it doesnt involve hair pulling and oil with tits flops; arrest the other woman she must be at fault…

  26. guy

    you guys are dumbasses, she’s absolutely hot. maybe some older women look younger because they use so much fvckin plastic surgery, you guys are ridiculous.

  27. hotmom

    She is not aging well. My guess is all that time on the tennis court with no spf on her face….

  28. Deacon Jones

    @15
    Thanks Fumus, this is the craziest fucking thing I’ve ever read.

  29. Robert

    I have to take exception to her being called a “tennis star”. At the very least shouldn’t someone who is a tennis star still PLAY tennis, and preferably be GOOD at it?

    She sucks, and it’s only because people are hoping for a sex-tape from her that she even still rates in the public eye.

  30. She slammed face first into the Iron Curtain.

  31. LOL@30

    She looks Chinese… I never noticed that before.

  32. datroof

    I want to fuck Anna Kournikova.

    I don’t want to fuck the other woman because I haven’t seen her picture. She might be fat.

    So Anna Kournikova did the right thing and fuck that other (fat) bitch.

  33. captain america

    persons who aren’t in the picture for some time do these DUMB things, folks!!
    (I mean anna ofcourse)

  34. Rhialto

    You gotta be careful with hitting your attacker when you’re celebitchy.Because you can get sued! That’s probably the reason why this sportswoman didn’t knock her aggressor right away out.

  35. Ow my ass

    I wonder if she takes it in the butt?

  36. Alexis

    She has the face of Boris Yeltsin.

  37. el ces

    Was it lesbian related?

    I’ll bet Anna turned the drunk down.

    Or she turned Anna down.

    Licky licky.

  38. She looks like she had plastic surgery now…looks all butchy now compared to her powershot commercials

  39. Deacon

    You guys get shoots of everything except the catfight
    TO MY OFFICE AGAIN WITHOUT SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED “GIRL FIGHT FOOTAGE!”

  40. Deacon

    You guys get shots of everything except the catfight
    TO MY OFFICE AGAIN WITHOUT SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED “GIRL FIGHT FOOTAGE!”

  41. Deacon

    You guys get shots of everything except the catfight
    TO MY OFFICE AGAIN WITHOUT SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED “GIRL FIGHT FOOTAGE!”

  42. I happened to be at the Hardbat Class and walked into the event behind her entourage. I think the woman that threw the drink at Anna is at fault here.

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  45. I happened to be at the Hardbat Class and walked into the event behind her entourage. I think the woman that threw the drink at Anna is at fault here.

  46. I remember like this girl … Still seems to be in a position to recover, although the face is a little heavier.
    A round faced Anna looks like the Russian babushka.
    Just a couple more vodka drinking and dental surgery without anesthesia a couple of years and round and he’ll have to look down pat.

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