Anna Kournikova eats way too much

July 28th, 2006 // 78 Comments
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  1. RichPort

    Not as fat as Nicole Richie. Now THAT’S one fat bitch.

  2. Thanks superficial… for destroying the last stronghold of delicious num-nums forever.

  3. MultipleSpaceys

    I am glad to see Mr.’Ficial working so hard today. What did he join the group of cool kids that have abandoned this site too?

  4. No_Angel

    This person looks as if she’s ready to topple over from the weight of her bag.

    Ladies: Eat something! Please!

  5. clarknova

    Excellent post, way too creative. I’ve got nothing else to say.

  6. thatshot

    I think the best way to increase your fame these days is to just stop eating for like a month. It’s the surest way to super-stardom!! You’ll be on the cover of Star, Life & Style, In Touch and USWeekly in the same week. Everybody’s doing it! Apparently 14 in kidswear is the new 0

  7. Jesus, she barely fits on my screen!

    http://www.VeryLiberating.com

  8. theparanoir

    wonder how she likes having the body of a nine year old boy

  9. jrzpussie

    I don’t get it…is she too fat or too skinny? Sarcasm or extreme retardism?

  10. sovereign

    Never mind her.

    What happened to Enrique? He looks like a twelve year old kid.

  11. Binky

    That Spanish singer she’s dating looks younger and younger each time I see him.

  12. Susana

    Plus it doesn’t suit her figure as he’s got big shoulders.

  13. YoMamma

    HOLY skinny bitch Batman….

  14. nc72

    The girls got mighty fine heroin arms…

    http://www.exposay.com

  15. bitmanip

    Lots of skinny b*tches out there.. take a look.

    http://www.exposay.com/search-celebrity-gossip/1/?s=anorexia

  16. biatcho

    That’s what happens when you marry a gay.

  17. Kendo_Bunny

    How is she still moving under her own power? Is she hoping for a modelling gig for a medical textbook, or does she just want to be cast in the next Holocaust picture?

  18. alaskanchicsickle

    I think Enrique has super slimming powers in his ejaculate. I’ve got to get a hold of some of that spunk!

  19. ChikaDeeDeeDee

    Did she get those bow-legs by straddling someone elses wide, child bearing hips?

  20. biatcho

    that kid looks like such a little euro-fag too. White socks, doofy sneakers & european football hair.

  21. bootface

    no ass AND she’s carrying a kid around? thats alot of baggage…..



    i’d still hit it

  22. Meghann

    Anna Kournikova used to be my ideal body. Now she’s fired.

  23. polypam

    And this is a woman who writes a HEALTH & FITNESS column for Elle magazine. Meh.

  24. purplepuppy

    Holy fuck-bag!!!

    When the hell did she get so skinny! When did this happen? Last time I saw her she still had a nice figure. She was a hoe-bag, but she had a nice fugure. Is she snorting coke? Is she still an athlete? How can you play tennis if you’re too weak to lift the racquet?

    Someone help me understand this!!!

  25. bootface

    Also, she looks like that Dharma chick in those pictures…..

    what’s that girls name….jenna elfman there you go

  26. Her purse are way bigger than her buns. Why are these girls getting skinier and skinier! I agree with Polypam. How can she be this unhealthy and write fitness and health article on Elle. WTH

  27. i’m just glad she dumped molester for the midget/crutch she is with.

  28. LinguisticAnthro

    I always knew she wasn’t a real athlete.

  29. Wow, she is way to thin. Her legs remind me of a prostate massage sex toy called the Gemini Probe. Weird.

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com/prostate-massage.htm

  30. endometriorama

    BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN SHIRT!!! now she is extra hot.

  31. Yeah, but think of all the money she’s saving on x-rays. With nothing left of her but bone and sinew, there’s no way a tumor could hide out of sight.

  32. rolson

    Hey, why haven’t we heard from our cock-loving friend ‘Fugurself’. FLTC!

  33. popegoestheweasel

    I don’t know if I’m a “cool kid” but this site used to be a bit more edgy IMHO. Miss the old Superfish dude

  34. Celetina

    Maybe she can’t be talented (she never got a single trophy), but she sure knows how to be thin! That’s just as good as being famous these days, right? Right?

  35. beneathitall

    another lollipop, but, not a gaunt sunken in one. her face is still wide….?

  36. This is a Rock 'n Roll Takeover

    Come to think of it, I haven’t heard anything about Enrique for a while now…maybe she ate him.

  37. saltpeanuts

    Does anyone see the size of the smile on that kid’s face? It’s as though he is the conquerer of Russia, which he might be given that her vagina is at almost the perfect height for him to snack upon. And, I don’t care if he is 8 years old. It is a proven fact that all 8 year old boys have fantasies about munching on the snatches of famous hetero female tennis players and hot female teachers.

  38. Scrutinizing these sad pics of a woman who was once the ideal of fit, who was firm where she needed to be yet curvy with a nice ass ‘n tits combo, has given me an epiphany of sorts. The reason why Auschwitz chic is all the rage in the entertainment biz is because all these women date, or are married to, closet homosexuals (disguised as metrosexuals). They starve the fat off their curvaceous asses and drop cup sizes like a fielding Bill Buckner all in order to attain the ultimate goal – the body of a thirteen year old boy. All to salvage the sick love of their cockdreaming “men”. Seriously, mass public aside, how does Enrique “I can cram 2 cocks in my mouth” Iglesias allow Anna to fall this far? How do any of the guys who date these chicks permit them to lose their sensuality? Because flat chests and no asses go better with strap-ons. You can quote me on that one.

  39. Fisher55

    anna k. works out in my gym and she’s drop dead gorgeous and totally in shape. these pics don’t represent.

  40. biatcho

    shut up, fisher, no one cares.

  41. LoneWolf

    Goddammit, what is it with these formerly hot babes turning themselves into skeletons? I’ve had an assload of this NAMBLA-inspired trend and it’s time for it to be over already.

    Got to agree with #3 and #5. This site is becoming a victim of its own success, i.e., resting on its laurels, i.e., lazy. Infrequent updates and unfanny moderator comments are becoming the norm. The only reason I drop in anymore is for the occasional nip slip/see through/upskirt shot.

    Sorry to bitch but seeing one of my all-time fantasy girls looking like that is making me cranky. Goddammit.

  42. spamfighter

    She must have left her ass in her other jeans. Damn how i love saying that.

  43. RichPort

    Is it the pictures or does she massive hairy forearms? Is that a side effect of bulemia?

  44. GirlyGirl

    Her face looks swollen. I’ve read that happens when a bulemic throws up too much. Gross! And SAD!

  45. i’m going to hop in my wayback machine to a time when she was totally awesomely hot

  46. SagaciousSteph

    She’s been starving herself trying to get rid of that double chin. Hasn’t worked yet.

  47. I guess she figures that the skeletal look has been so good for Mary-Kate Olsen’s career.

  48. what up, ya'll

    Ummmm, gross. She looks horrible. What is going on? What is with all these skeletors walking around? She used to be a beautiful woman, now she might as well be a tuning fork. Who told her that was attractive?

    In regards to this site, yeah, I don’t know what’s going on now. This used to be the first site I visited every day. Now, it seems like it’s barely updated. Whoever is running it needs to decide whether they’re going to get serious and post more, or just shut it down.

  49. ChrissyGirlLA

    she is a GIANT!! look how she dwarfs her man Enrique! He looks like a little kid next to her!

  50. Tom Cruise = Cult Puppet

    I wish I could have back all the sperm I wasted on her over the years. Thank god I still have Beyonce.

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