Anna Kournikova eats way too much

July 28th, 2006 // 78 Comments
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Comments (78)

  1. RichPort | July 28, 2006 at 12:45 pm

    Not as fat as Nicole Richie. Now THAT’S one fat bitch.

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  2. MeanNate | July 28, 2006 at 12:46 pm

    Thanks superficial… for destroying the last stronghold of delicious num-nums forever.

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  3. MultipleSpaceys | July 28, 2006 at 12:47 pm

    I am glad to see Mr.’Ficial working so hard today. What did he join the group of cool kids that have abandoned this site too?

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  4. No_Angel | July 28, 2006 at 12:47 pm

    This person looks as if she’s ready to topple over from the weight of her bag.

    Ladies: Eat something! Please!

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  5. clarknova | July 28, 2006 at 12:48 pm

    Excellent post, way too creative. I’ve got nothing else to say.

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  6. thatshot | July 28, 2006 at 12:48 pm

    I think the best way to increase your fame these days is to just stop eating for like a month. It’s the surest way to super-stardom!! You’ll be on the cover of Star, Life & Style, In Touch and USWeekly in the same week. Everybody’s doing it! Apparently 14 in kidswear is the new 0

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  7. SoftBlueGlow | July 28, 2006 at 12:50 pm

    Jesus, she barely fits on my screen!

    http://www.VeryLiberating.com

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  8. theparanoir | July 28, 2006 at 12:51 pm

    wonder how she likes having the body of a nine year old boy

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  9. jrzpussie | July 28, 2006 at 12:52 pm

    I don’t get it…is she too fat or too skinny? Sarcasm or extreme retardism?

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  10. sovereign | July 28, 2006 at 12:52 pm

    Never mind her.

    What happened to Enrique? He looks like a twelve year old kid.

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  11. Binky | July 28, 2006 at 12:53 pm

    That Spanish singer she’s dating looks younger and younger each time I see him.

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  12. Susana | July 28, 2006 at 12:53 pm

    Plus it doesn’t suit her figure as he’s got big shoulders.

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  13. YoMamma | July 28, 2006 at 12:54 pm

    HOLY skinny bitch Batman….

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  14. nc72 | July 28, 2006 at 12:55 pm

    The girls got mighty fine heroin arms…

    http://www.exposay.com

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  15. bitmanip | July 28, 2006 at 1:01 pm

    Lots of skinny b*tches out there.. take a look.

    http://www.exposay.com/search-celebrity-gossip/1/?s=anorexia

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  16. biatcho | July 28, 2006 at 1:01 pm

    That’s what happens when you marry a gay.

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  17. Kendo_Bunny | July 28, 2006 at 1:04 pm

    How is she still moving under her own power? Is she hoping for a modelling gig for a medical textbook, or does she just want to be cast in the next Holocaust picture?

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  18. alaskanchicsickle | July 28, 2006 at 1:14 pm

    I think Enrique has super slimming powers in his ejaculate. I’ve got to get a hold of some of that spunk!

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  19. ChikaDeeDeeDee | July 28, 2006 at 1:19 pm

    Did she get those bow-legs by straddling someone elses wide, child bearing hips?

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  20. biatcho | July 28, 2006 at 1:21 pm

    that kid looks like such a little euro-fag too. White socks, doofy sneakers & european football hair.

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  21. bootface | July 28, 2006 at 1:22 pm

    no ass AND she’s carrying a kid around? thats alot of baggage…..



    i’d still hit it

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  22. Meghann | July 28, 2006 at 1:23 pm

    Anna Kournikova used to be my ideal body. Now she’s fired.

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  23. polypam | July 28, 2006 at 1:25 pm

    And this is a woman who writes a HEALTH & FITNESS column for Elle magazine. Meh.

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  24. purplepuppy | July 28, 2006 at 1:26 pm

    Holy fuck-bag!!!

    When the hell did she get so skinny! When did this happen? Last time I saw her she still had a nice figure. She was a hoe-bag, but she had a nice fugure. Is she snorting coke? Is she still an athlete? How can you play tennis if you’re too weak to lift the racquet?

    Someone help me understand this!!!

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  25. bootface | July 28, 2006 at 1:28 pm

    Also, she looks like that Dharma chick in those pictures…..

    what’s that girls name….jenna elfman there you go

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  26. lookequaldeceptive | July 28, 2006 at 1:30 pm

    Her purse are way bigger than her buns. Why are these girls getting skinier and skinier! I agree with Polypam. How can she be this unhealthy and write fitness and health article on Elle. WTH

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  27. januaryanne | July 28, 2006 at 1:32 pm

    i’m just glad she dumped molester for the midget/crutch she is with.

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  28. LinguisticAnthro | July 28, 2006 at 1:36 pm

    I always knew she wasn’t a real athlete.

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  29. HolisticWisdomcom | July 28, 2006 at 1:36 pm

    Wow, she is way to thin. Her legs remind me of a prostate massage sex toy called the Gemini Probe. Weird.

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com/prostate-massage.htm

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  30. endometriorama | July 28, 2006 at 1:39 pm

    BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN SHIRT!!! now she is extra hot.

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  31. Reid | July 28, 2006 at 1:50 pm

    Yeah, but think of all the money she’s saving on x-rays. With nothing left of her but bone and sinew, there’s no way a tumor could hide out of sight.

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  32. rolson | July 28, 2006 at 1:51 pm

    Hey, why haven’t we heard from our cock-loving friend ‘Fugurself’. FLTC!

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  33. popegoestheweasel | July 28, 2006 at 1:52 pm

    I don’t know if I’m a “cool kid” but this site used to be a bit more edgy IMHO. Miss the old Superfish dude

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  34. Celetina | July 28, 2006 at 2:02 pm

    Maybe she can’t be talented (she never got a single trophy), but she sure knows how to be thin! That’s just as good as being famous these days, right? Right?

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  35. beneathitall | July 28, 2006 at 2:11 pm

    another lollipop, but, not a gaunt sunken in one. her face is still wide….?

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  36. This is a Rock 'n Roll Takeover | July 28, 2006 at 2:16 pm

    Come to think of it, I haven’t heard anything about Enrique for a while now…maybe she ate him.

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  37. saltpeanuts | July 28, 2006 at 2:19 pm

    Does anyone see the size of the smile on that kid’s face? It’s as though he is the conquerer of Russia, which he might be given that her vagina is at almost the perfect height for him to snack upon. And, I don’t care if he is 8 years old. It is a proven fact that all 8 year old boys have fantasies about munching on the snatches of famous hetero female tennis players and hot female teachers.

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  38. UNWASHEDMASSES | July 28, 2006 at 2:24 pm

    Scrutinizing these sad pics of a woman who was once the ideal of fit, who was firm where she needed to be yet curvy with a nice ass ‘n tits combo, has given me an epiphany of sorts. The reason why Auschwitz chic is all the rage in the entertainment biz is because all these women date, or are married to, closet homosexuals (disguised as metrosexuals). They starve the fat off their curvaceous asses and drop cup sizes like a fielding Bill Buckner all in order to attain the ultimate goal – the body of a thirteen year old boy. All to salvage the sick love of their cockdreaming “men”. Seriously, mass public aside, how does Enrique “I can cram 2 cocks in my mouth” Iglesias allow Anna to fall this far? How do any of the guys who date these chicks permit them to lose their sensuality? Because flat chests and no asses go better with strap-ons. You can quote me on that one.

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  39. Fisher55 | July 28, 2006 at 2:35 pm

    anna k. works out in my gym and she’s drop dead gorgeous and totally in shape. these pics don’t represent.

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  40. biatcho | July 28, 2006 at 2:37 pm

    shut up, fisher, no one cares.

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  41. LoneWolf | July 28, 2006 at 2:42 pm

    Goddammit, what is it with these formerly hot babes turning themselves into skeletons? I’ve had an assload of this NAMBLA-inspired trend and it’s time for it to be over already.

    Got to agree with #3 and #5. This site is becoming a victim of its own success, i.e., resting on its laurels, i.e., lazy. Infrequent updates and unfanny moderator comments are becoming the norm. The only reason I drop in anymore is for the occasional nip slip/see through/upskirt shot.

    Sorry to bitch but seeing one of my all-time fantasy girls looking like that is making me cranky. Goddammit.

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  42. spamfighter | July 28, 2006 at 2:49 pm

    She must have left her ass in her other jeans. Damn how i love saying that.

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  43. RichPort | July 28, 2006 at 3:14 pm

    Is it the pictures or does she massive hairy forearms? Is that a side effect of bulemia?

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  44. GirlyGirl | July 28, 2006 at 3:25 pm

    Her face looks swollen. I’ve read that happens when a bulemic throws up too much. Gross! And SAD!

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  45. Funderpants | July 28, 2006 at 3:25 pm

    i’m going to hop in my wayback machine to a time when she was totally awesomely hot

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  46. SagaciousSteph | July 28, 2006 at 3:38 pm

    She’s been starving herself trying to get rid of that double chin. Hasn’t worked yet.

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  47. Spindoc | July 28, 2006 at 4:22 pm

    I guess she figures that the skeletal look has been so good for Mary-Kate Olsen’s career.

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  48. what up, ya'll | July 28, 2006 at 4:30 pm

    Ummmm, gross. She looks horrible. What is going on? What is with all these skeletors walking around? She used to be a beautiful woman, now she might as well be a tuning fork. Who told her that was attractive?

    In regards to this site, yeah, I don’t know what’s going on now. This used to be the first site I visited every day. Now, it seems like it’s barely updated. Whoever is running it needs to decide whether they’re going to get serious and post more, or just shut it down.

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  49. ChrissyGirlLA | July 28, 2006 at 4:36 pm

    she is a GIANT!! look how she dwarfs her man Enrique! He looks like a little kid next to her!

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  50. Tom Cruise = Cult Puppet | July 28, 2006 at 4:56 pm

    I wish I could have back all the sperm I wasted on her over the years. Thank god I still have Beyonce.

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