Anna Faris in a bikini – on her honeymoon. Sonofabitch!

June 21st, 2009 // 101 Comments

Here’s Anna Faris and her new husband Chris Pratt in Maui – where they eloped this weekend. That’s right, these two are not only together but married. I swear I will spend every minute of every day trying to win her heart away from this man. And fortunately it looks like she’s attracted to unbridled sloth, so beers and Xbox it is which is pretty much what I was going to do anyway. For you, my love, for you. (Be a doll and try not to walk in front of the TV if you drop by. Heart you!)

Aw, yeah, this is totally gonna work.

Photos: Fame, Flynet, Splash News

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  1. Looks like me and Anna like the same kind of men. Rock on sister!

  2. devilsrain

    45. Well this is proof positive of that statement. Put these two on the highly unlikely couple list. Sheesh.

  3. Guy Rossi

    Its like a commercial or sitcom where the guy has a wife waaaaaaaaaay out of his league.

    Shes a cubby chaser. Does he have a third nipple? See the first pic.

  4. The Laughing G-D

    I sense the voodoo

  5. Val

    Dude, she’s a total butterface.

  6. ASenseOfRevenge

    It’s official, everyone with the last name Pratt, is a douche bag.

  7. Roxi

    ewwwwwwww what was this chick thinking when she got married to that? hes desgusting she could have done it better!

  8. That is so weird… that guy’s head doesn’t belong on that body!

  9. bips

    This is awesome, score 1 for fatty tatties. Anna Farris is a class act all the way, and the funniest girl in Hollywood right now hands down.

  10. Tris

    Why is that when the girls balloon that the guys are all over them with criticism? Think Kirstie Alley. This guy was skinny and thin. Google him. Now he has accomplished bear-size and all the beer-drinking pizza swallowing guzzlers are mum. Do you some push ups man.

  11. I wonder: THEY WANT A HAPPY MARRIAGE, folks?

  12. Tris

    Why is that when the girls balloon that the guys are all over them with criticism? Think Kirstie Alley. This guy was skinny and thin. Google him. Now he has accomplished bear-size and all the beer-drinking pizza swallowing guzzlers are mum. Do you some push ups man.

  13. Tris

    Why is that when the girls balloon that the guys are all over them with criticism? Think Kirstie Alley. This guy was skinny and thin. Google him. Now he has accomplished bear-size and all the beer-drinking pizza swallowing guzzlers are mum. Do you some push ups man.

  14. A

    Her husband looks like an overweight, washed out frat boy who got his hands on one too many pizza slices and cans of beer cases. Shame, a lady as cute as her can easily find someone more attractive that still treats her very well, there are plenty of us around.

  15. Initial_G

    Nice!! Love how an average dude could pull a hottie like her. Well, some people find her attractive, I don’t. But still PROPS to da playa!!

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  17. Talk about taking one for the team…

  18. Dread not

    That’s nice that Anna is saluting. Her tubby… er, I mean, hubby, is wearing ‘ol glory as a bathing suit, after all. That’s it, Anna, give a nice patriotic salute to the red, white and ew!

  19. gh

    Wow, she looks fantastic! that is what a woman should look like. And now that I see that she is with that schlubby looking guy I like her much much more! And from those shorts and the way is posing (at least I hope that he is goofing) he appears to have a personality.

  20. Hey

    This guy is in the show Parks & Recreations and is not fat. Stop being so judgmental dicks. He landed a hot babe, congratulations. But I do hope he isn’t related to Spencer too.

  21. chupacabra

    @24
    “Some hotties like to chill with ugly guys because they suffer from narcissistic personality disorder and can’t deal with the idea of competition in that way.”

    You are 100% correct, sir.

  22. lucy

    He played Anne Hathaway’s fiance Fletcher in Bride Wars.

  23. Sammo

    HIDEOUS COLLAGEN LIPS. And she probably (or actually: obviously) suffers from bad self esteem issues.

  24. ltestington

    Chris Pratt is totally cute and funny! He was good in Wanted and I think he gained weight for his role on Parks and Recreation because his character had two broken legs and was supposed to be lazy frat boy type, he used to be slimmer

  25. mizzty

    That guy looks to be mostly muscle with some fat, personally I’d rather fuck a built guy like him than then a 5’7 125 lbs girlie boy like Zac Effron or that annoying Twilight kid, or short beergutted Leo Dicaprio (got an autograph once, way short and uncute in person)

  26. ThisTokeIsForYou

    Do you think she’d still get high with me now that she is married and all. I so like her movies.

  27. gnipgnop

    When’s the last time that fat fuck has seen his dick?

  28. le fag

    @75, personally i would fuck them all. then again, i’m a slut.

  29. #22, I’m always the cute one. Regardless. Now eat it. =)

  30. #29, LEARN TO FUCKING READ. I said how is SHE fat? You incompetent little fucker =)

  31. old bean

    Plastic surgery or not, she’s still a babe in my book. It’s not like no one in Hollywood has them or anything; besides, she’s 32 years old. Do you think superficial jackass producers are going to cast her if she sags? Also, she probably finds a sense of humor to be sexy, and this guy is obviously willing to make a fool out of himself to make her happy, so i say good for her.

  32. zebop

    Is that fat bastard carrying their love child or what?

    Saw Farris the other day in My Super Ex-Girlfriend and she’s had so much plastic and collagen injected in her boobs, lips and mug that she doesn’t even look like the same girl.

    She had better stay away from open flames. Shit might start melting.

  33. This is one of the most genius things I have witnessed in the last 24 hours! Further proof that actresses have no sense whatsover. I should know, I have dated some. Fookin idiots!
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  34. banquo

    Wow…she needs to go back to being a brunette,…blonde makes her look 20 years older and just like all the beach celebetards. I’m glad to see some average joe getting a hottie like her but seriously….dudes nipples are f’d up.

  35. DCMikeRotch

    He looks like he’s definitely raped a girl before.

    And the 2nd pic: is that a third nipple on him? And a fourth?

  36. tootiep

    That is the guy from Wanted! The one that McAvoy hits with the keyboard.

  37. IKE

    She married this fat homo? Wow.
    Women can be such tards. lol

  38. H_Chick

    Ahhhh! Its like coming home again! Ive had the most shit day you cqan imagine, and you people all make me laugh!
    THANKYOU ALL! :)

    Now to the more serious shit of ripping this guy apart – - – -> Did this guy fall out of spencers arse? is he the illegitimate love spawn of Spanker and Howdi? How many PRATTs are there out in Celebutardland?
    Hes – ummmm, INTERESTING. That second pic is sort of scarey actually. Is he trying a groin strengthening pilates move or something?

  39. why is it

    why is it when a guy is fat and lands a hot girl we say “he must have a great personality” – also why is it that men who take care of themselves are such douches in general.
    just sayin’

  40. lizzy

    i love anna — everything about her and everything that she does… but that bathing suit choice is just not a good one. it’s so unflattering!

  41. FUCK YOU SKINNY MOTHER FUCKERS! I JUST WANTED TO SEE IF ER LIPS WERE DONE AND I FIND ALL YOUR FAT COMMENTS. SHE LOOKS GREAT…..EXCEPT FOR HER LIPS…..YO CUNTS SUCK!!!!

  42. FUCK YOU SKINNY MOTHER FUCKERS! I JUST WANTED TO SEE IF ER LIPS WERE DONE AND I FIND ALL YOUR FAT COMMENTS. SHE LOOKS GREAT…..EXCEPT FOR HER LIPS…..YOU CUNTS SUCK!!!!

  43. FUCK YOU SKINNY MOTHER FUCKERS! I JUST WANTED TO SEE IF ER LIPS WERE DONE AND I FIND ALL YOUR FAT COMMENTS. SHE LOOKS GREAT…..EXCEPT FOR HER LIPS…..YOU CUNTS SUCK!!!!

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    He must be quite the sex machine.

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    Keyboard Bandit
    Commented on this photo:

    Look at my bulge honey! No, look lower!

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

      I love the fact you got 2 thumbs down for this. Sometimes getting those speak louder than getting the ups.

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    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    How many nipples does this guy have?

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    ohyeah
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m sexy and I know it”

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