Anna Faris in a bikini – on her honeymoon. Sonofabitch!

Here’s Anna Faris and her new husband Chris Pratt in Maui – where they eloped this weekend. That’s right, these two are not only together but married. I swear I will spend every minute of every day trying to win her heart away from this man. And fortunately it looks like she’s attracted to unbridled sloth, so beers and Xbox it is which is pretty much what I was going to do anyway. For you, my love, for you. (Be a doll and try not to walk in front of the TV if you drop by. Heart you!)

Aw, yeah, this is totally gonna work.

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