Hey, guys, popping my head up out of this holiday weekend for a few quick items:
1. Anna Faris totally naked on the set of What’s Your Number? Now there’s speculation these pics currently making the Internet rounds might be a body double (Or not!), and if so, that shit should seriously be illegal. No, really, there’s starving people in China yet we’re paying somebody to pretend to be somebody who’s pretending to be somebody else. It’s almost the pinnacle of excess once you overlook the pizza I tried to order with Faberge eggs last night. (I think you’re intoxicated, Dominos.)
2. LAST DAY FOR BANNER GIRL SUBMISSIONS. Everybody’s doing it. [Entry Page]
3. Cocaine is a helluva drug. [TMZ]
See you tomorrow,
The Superficial
NOTE: Click “View NSFW Version” above photos to see uncensored images.
Anon | July 5, 2010 at 12:32 pm
Wha…
cocolover | July 6, 2010 at 6:18 am
hi, i like your text
davidlover | July 6, 2010 at 6:21 am
ji
idostuff | July 5, 2010 at 12:35 pm
Its a body double…
you can see its not her in the pants wearing pic and this confirms it:
http://www.loadedgunboston.com/2010/06/whats-your-number-film-seeks-body.html
BostonResident | July 5, 2010 at 2:31 pm
i was actually there and saw the whole thing, both fully naked anna faris and her body double, they both were shooting alternating scenes fully naked, and yes both were wearing the pink bra and panties, and also another take was being shot wearing only light blue TIGHT sweatpants…….so both of them were naked , and it was AWESOME
Superficial | July 5, 2010 at 4:43 pm
Did they catfight on a spaceship? Because that would fit the mental imagery going on in my head right now.
Helena Handbasket | July 8, 2010 at 9:46 am
Oooh! Does Chris Evans have a nice pee pee?
nudele | July 5, 2010 at 12:36 pm
wow, she has such a perfect ass!! good lord! body double or not, that ass should be enshrined and worshiped by millions!!
Mike Walker | July 5, 2010 at 1:02 pm
What ass?
sofie | July 5, 2010 at 6:19 pm
Her ass is as flat as a pancake dude.
Phil | July 6, 2010 at 9:54 am
That’s a joke, right? There’s no ass whatsoever. Just a crack.
Rhialto | July 5, 2010 at 12:52 pm
For our dedicated female and gay readers; here’s sum man flesh!
Nero | July 5, 2010 at 1:03 pm
Feast on that man flesh! Masturbate!
Gando | July 5, 2010 at 1:06 pm
Are you an Orc?
Galtacticus | July 5, 2010 at 1:49 pm
Yes,it’s true.Once in the 1,2,3 years we’d reward them generously.
turd da 3rd | July 5, 2010 at 12:53 pm
listen bitch… either you are on vacation or you’re not.. which is it?
Superficial | July 5, 2010 at 4:39 pm
Both. At the same time.
Green_Ninja | July 5, 2010 at 8:20 pm
Why do you get an icon and we don’t?
Rebecca | July 16, 2011 at 11:33 am
cause you’re a NINJA
Darth | July 5, 2010 at 12:59 pm
Well,well.Wow.Just wow.Excellent?
Douchariffic | July 5, 2010 at 1:24 pm
The guy’s wearing a pretty obvious g- string, presumably to hold in the goods.
Isabel | July 5, 2010 at 1:25 pm
Since “nakedness” is just an essential part of this site, here are some real nipple slips. Personally I think Kate Moss is a fembot (who has nipples that are an inch erect?)
http://vip.rtl.de/cms/style/topgalerien-fashion/busenblitzer.php
Sugar | July 5, 2010 at 8:50 pm
Your link doesn’t work and it’s all in Nazi language. Kate Moss is not and has never been pretty enough to be a fembot. Inch long nipples are gross anyway.
Anti-Sugar | July 6, 2010 at 3:17 am
Hey Sugar. What is your problem? “Nazi language”? In which cave do you live? Say hi to Mel Gibson for me tonight, will you? thx.
Gene | July 5, 2010 at 1:27 pm
Dude, if it’s shapely, does it really matter who it belongs to?
Neither one of us are ever going to get to tap it anyway.
Superficial | July 5, 2010 at 4:38 pm
Everything this guy said.
Rawwwr | July 5, 2010 at 7:27 pm
Speak for yourself ‘fish, I already did it twice, and now it’s time for a thir..Zzzzzzzzzzz
Jack Mehoff | July 5, 2010 at 1:39 pm
That ass is worthy of having my tongue lick it for days. So hott!
Drundel | July 5, 2010 at 2:52 pm
Damn, who is the female double?!?!? That is a tight body.
Cate | July 5, 2010 at 4:16 pm
Seriously Fish? No more real postings until tomorrow? FYI, yesterday was the 4th of July. It is now the 5th.
Superficial | July 5, 2010 at 4:38 pm
“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.” – Abraham Lincoln
http://www.opm.gov/Operating_Status_Schedules/fedhol/2010.asp
(Except, just kidding, everyone keep saying stupid shit in the comments. No, seriously, don’t stop.)
Cate | July 5, 2010 at 5:58 pm
My apologies, Fish.. at least you’re replying. Allow me to lay on my back and spread my legs for you… or do you prefer me on all fours?
Cate | July 5, 2010 at 6:05 pm
Oh and for the record, I still think the ‘no work the following monday’ is bullshit. My university still has classes. But I digress…
mensa | July 5, 2010 at 7:44 pm
Random Lincoln quote = the Fish is still drunk from this weekend.
I’m onto you. *wink
Hulk Hogan | July 5, 2010 at 7:51 pm
Abraham Lincoln stole my phrase brother! I invented everything in this world! I would never exaggerate or tell a lie brother! Oh brother!
Taz | July 5, 2010 at 4:47 pm
Nice tush
sobrietyisacrutch | July 5, 2010 at 9:05 pm
I like the Fish.
It is so rare when someone will interrupt his weekend-long vacation (READ: booze intake) and post really meaningful nude photos that please men and women alike.
I am NOT being sarcastic. The man is my hero!
Obvious | July 5, 2010 at 9:58 pm
fuck the stars covering her
j4s0n | July 6, 2010 at 4:17 am
believe me; If I could, I would.
barroom hero | July 5, 2010 at 10:25 pm
Most likely a body double, no matter who the slag is, I would like to give her the olde hot beef injection…
Fati87 | July 6, 2010 at 12:08 am
Faberge egg pizza should go real nice with that Canadian beer you’ve been drowning your bitterness in, Fish. Just remember to take some Beano after, or it’s bad news for Mom. :-/
captain america | July 6, 2010 at 1:06 am
she wanted to show the audience how she was born, folks!!
Beantown Babe | July 6, 2010 at 1:52 am
I’ve worked as a body double on that movie, and I met her body double, and that is definitely her. That is NOT Anna Faris.
Mancuso | July 6, 2010 at 2:18 am
Well, I’m currently working as Anna Faris’ body double* and I was like totally there and I can totally like tell you that’s her.
Also, the other one, in the panties, that’s not her body double, that’s K€sha. I mean £esha. Kesha-Yen… whatever.
And the guy, that’s like totally not Chris Evans, that’s Nicholas Cage. And he’s not wearing a G-string, he just likes to keep his buttocks attached to his lower back with safety pins.
(*I’m 42, overweight, balding, and male. My body mass equals two Anna Farises, hence my job as her body DOUBLE.)
Beantown Babe | July 6, 2010 at 10:06 pm
OOPS!! I mistyped that! I meant to say I’ve worked as an EXTRA on that movie!! Sorry for the mislead!
cc | July 7, 2010 at 11:35 am
Beantown babe, you know, you are obliged to post a pic after that. Thems the rules.
Beantown Babe | July 7, 2010 at 1:19 pm
You can see me when the movie comes out ;)
hanmei | July 6, 2010 at 2:18 am
envy?! oh. no
go BLACKWHITEROMANCE. C O M to find such kind of
Gone Fishn | July 6, 2010 at 8:35 am
*humps hanmei’s leg*
j4s0n | July 6, 2010 at 4:15 am
I was raped by Anna Farris’ body double. In the butt. yesterday. twice.
SexyGal | July 6, 2010 at 11:48 am
Wow the things I would do to that man! He has an amazing body. I know what I will be thinking about when I use my new vibrator tonight!!
cc | July 7, 2010 at 11:42 am
Why resort to a vibrator when you can have me? I am pretty good looking.
Anon | July 6, 2010 at 12:49 pm
Who took these pics? They are grainy as hell. It could be them or it could be anybody.
Apostate | July 6, 2010 at 2:24 pm
Flat Ass Central….Pass.
Randal(l) | July 6, 2010 at 4:42 pm
I would do so many horrible things to her ass. Horrible unspeakably sexy things.
Randal(l)
Kaz | July 7, 2010 at 3:58 am
She shit
Kaz | July 7, 2010 at 3:59 am
Hahahah
Slig | July 7, 2010 at 4:47 am
Wow i want hold and touch breast hahahaha