Anna Duggar Admits Visiting Josh In Rehab, Doesn’t Deny Pregnancy

The Superficial | January 26, 2016 - 1:01 pm

“Can I be in the selfie, too?”
“Okay, but only if your face is smaller than mine. Smaller… smaller…”

In a new statement thanking fans for supporting her decision to be a subservient doormat for Josh Duggar’s wayward, sister molesting dick, Anna Duggar reveals she has visited him at a bullshit Christian sex rehab facility where she’s rumored to have gotten pregnant with their fifth child. A claim she’s noticeably not denying. Via The Duggar Family Blog:

“Many have asked how I am doing. So many have asked that its actually humbling and touching. 2015 was the most difficult year of my life. Yet, amazingly I’ve found that in my own life crisis God has drawn near to me (“He’s near to the brokenhearted” Psalms 34:18) and my faith has been more precious to me than ever before. Just recently I visited Josh. It was an important step on a long difficult road. I want to thank all of you for your prayers and your messages of hope. I can never express how your kindness and prayers have brought encouragement when I needed it most—outpacing the grief and discouragement at every turn. I trust that God will continue to show His love and tenderness toward us and bring beauty from ashes—somehow—as only He can do. Please continue to pray for me, Josh and our children.”
-Anna

“It was an important step on a long difficult road.” Baby. She’s talking about a baby. If you open up the Official Duggar Dictionary, under the word “important” there’s a picture of a baby, which won’t be hard to find because it’s the only page in the book. In the meantime, here are the details from Danica Dillon’s lawsuit just in case everyone forgets why Josh is in rehab in the first place, and it’s because he was fucking all kinds of vaginas that weren’t the one Jesus gave him the deed to. By his own admission. Via Radar:

When the married father of four, 27, arrived to her Philadelphia hotel room in March 2015 after a late night at a strip club, he “walked in and instantly was like, ‘Get undressed. Get on your knees,’” Dillon claimed. “There was no intimacy, nothing.”
“He grabbed my head and pulled me on to him and was doing a forced blowjob. I couldn’t breathe.”
She claimed he put his hands around her neck, leaving red marks, and continued forcing her to give him a blowjob. All the while, “he’s degrading me and telling me I’m worthless,” she said.
“He picked me up and threw me down on the bed and bent me over and was pulling my hair, calling me a dirty slut, telling me that I deserved it.”
When she pushed him away, he “pinched” her lips together and spat in her face.
After the “terrifying” hour and a half of unprotected sex, the mother of two wondered, “If he’s done this to me, how many other girls has he done this to? Has he murdered anybody?”

While none of this could be true, it sure sounds a hell of a lot like the work of a repressed Christian cult member whose father tied his hands together if he was caught masturbating and drilled into it his head that he has to have missionary style sex with one woman, and one woman only, for the rest of his life or burn in hell fire for all of eternity. But, nah, that couldn’t fuck a kid up. And if he did kill someone, I’m sure there’s a perfectly good explanation for it like it was his wife and she wasn’t pregnant. Or one of those gays. What if it came near the children? We have to protect the children. For real this time.

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