Ann Coulter’s jaw wired shut

November 26th, 2008 // 160 Comments

Fa la la la! Ann “I’ll Say My Own Mother is a Queer Terrorist to Sell Books” Coulter’s jaw is reportedly wired shut after she broke it it in an undisclosed incident, according to Page Six. Wow. Can you folks excuse me? I suddenly feel the need to laugh hysterically for the next 20 years of my life. No, really, this could take a while.

Thanks to Josh who wonders how Ann Coulter will lay her demon eggs now that her mouth is sealed shut. Good question. There a scientist in the house?

Photo: WENN

  1. Rush's Boyfriend

    Is this that chick from like 10 years ago? I thought she ran off with Warren Jeffs to do vile things to 8-year olds.

  2. Matthew

    #38 and #39. You’re just hateful, evil asses. Divisive. Insecure. Controlling. Ewwwww. Hope you get over that mindset. Nasty. The mindset of the devil.

  3. jeffhickey@aol.com

    Bickus Dickus obviously picked a good screenname as he must really be a big dick saying that “the truth is like kryptonite to liberals like education and employment are to blacks”. I guess, following your logic, you must be a black liberal (“not that there’s anything wrong with that”) since Ann Coulter speaks little to no truth and appeals to uneducated mindless folk who blindly follow conservative blow hards like her.

  4. jeffhickey@aol.com

    Bickus Dickus obviously picked a good screenname as he must really be a big dick saying that “the truth is like kryptonite to liberals like education and employment are to blacks”. I guess, following your logic, you must be a black liberal (“not that there’s anything wrong with that”) since Ann Coulter speaks little to no truth and appeals to uneducated mindless folk who blindly follow conservative blow hards like her.

  5. Fyou

    to Superficial.com writer…
    Seriously??? You bust on her because you don’t like her message? lots of people don’t like what you are saying. are you to be shunned because people don’t like what you are saying? Free speech means FREE SPEECH. Free for ALL!!! I may not always agree with you (most times I do) but I will defend your right to say what you will even if I disagree with it. She is stating her beliefs, and whether you agree with her or not, you (superficial.com writer) of all people should defend her right to say so.
    But sadly you just dismiss her as a right wing crackpot.
    It is sad that there are many people on both the left and right who are so blinded by their views that they can’t see that the truth is mostly in between the left and the right.
    Stop the hate. close the mouth. listen with an open mind.

    -right leaning, open-minded (but first and foremost) American

  6. tigerbaby

    She’s a dude. Get over it.

  7. gary kaposta

    We are very sad here in Dallas as Ann had been invited to do a topless number at a men’s club here in celebration of the Obama inauguration. The comedian Rush Limbaugh was invited to do a go go number in his favorite pink, sequined thong as a backup act. We do ,however ,wish her a speedy recovery as the skinhead convention is in search of a keynote speaker.

  8. frank

    By laughing at the plight of another human you guys are showing your true colors.

  9. lulzmaster

    epic lulz

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