Ann Coulter’s jaw wired shut
Fa la la la! Ann “I’ll Say My Own Mother is a Queer Terrorist to Sell Books” Coulter’s jaw is reportedly wired shut after she broke it it in an undisclosed incident, according to Page Six. Wow. Can you folks excuse me? I suddenly feel the need to laugh hysterically for the next 20 years of my life. No, really, this could take a while.
Thanks to Josh who wonders how Ann Coulter will lay her demon eggs now that her mouth is sealed shut. Good question. There a scientist in the house?