Aniston to Oprah: “Shazam. It don’t matter.”

“And Jen is not that bad looking. Chances are, she’s better looking that anyone who’s posted in this forum all week long.”

I disagree. I look way better than Jen, especially when I put on my aunt’s wig and tuck my junk in between my thighs. At least that’s what Brad said, so nyah.

Oprah did it for ratings only. Certainly not because she cares about her good friend Jennifer. It was her first show of the 20th season and she wanted the #1 tabloid headliner so she could have a whooping opener. It was totally pointless, especially when she knew people watching wanted the lowdown on Brad and his cheating.

Jennifer only came on to say she didn’t cry and bawl when she did the Vanity Fair interview. You didn’t notice that it was the ONLY point she tried to drive home?? I did. It was the only thing she said with conviction. Everything else was a load of crap.

Aniston lost her man. She couldn’t keep him satisfied. He’s with another woman because he realized how boring she is. Oh and she was the least funny friend (because she’s so freakin’ boring)!

I don’t feel bad for her at all. This was a HOLLYWOOD marriage. Did she actually think it would last?

I do give her credit in that all she does is whine to vanity Fair and Oprah about how sad she is. If I were her I would have spent most of my money stalking Brad and Angelina. I really wouldn’t care how bad I looked because in the end Angelina would realize how much of a psycho I was and that Brad wasn’t worth the emotional shit I would put her through. Then brad would be mine again. It works!

:::chuckles::: oh pinky that is a wonderfully hilarious idea! And I do believe u are right it could just do the trick.

LOL, classic finisher to that one. It’s lines like that which keep me coming back.

jen is plain. jolie has glamour. and im so sick of hearing about both of them. it was like a year ago when they split up or something… and i thought jen was with vince vauhn anyhow? its a step down from brad, but hey, a girls gotta get it where she can.

i love aniston but i think she just needs to get over this drama and have sex with somebody else. or accept that shes screwing vince.

Yeah, but what if you’ve got a movie to promote.

um who cares??? lol I mean really shes just upset because the only reason she staid with brad pitt was to up her career otherwise she cant to save her life :)

That’s why I love this site. Oprah gets on my nerves–charity work not included–and I don’t want to hear Aniston’s whining/waxing poetic about life. I like my celebrity gossip quick and to the point…and as brutal as possible, thank you.

I don’t think she has done anything wrong and I would even say she is a classy act herself. Just because US weekly and In Touch print her picture in every issue and tell you she is upset and unable to move on, doesn’t mean she is begging for attention. I think they are all three moving on and you should cut her some slack. Like she said, it’s the media that won’t move on!

YAY!!

GO TEAM ANISTON!!!!!!!!!!!

Come on people! Everyone knows that Jen has more class then that hoe bag Angelina. But whatever the case…. I hope angelina looses brad and finally lets the cat outta the bag……shes a scary, mentally ill twit thats actually a MAN!!! Good job hiding them balls Angelina….tuck and tape right?

This:
“Who cares if anyone is a whore. I think that makes someone more interesting. I wish I had the guts to be a slut.”
…is perhaps the least relevant thing I have ever heard.

This whole thing just emits bad Oprah vibes. It’s reflective of how every book in her ridiculous book club is so depressing and dreary, as if it needs that in order to be intellectual. Same with her show. They are both capitalizing on this, even though I like Aniston, really.

It would have been less silly, I think, if there wasn’t wine. What is it, a slumber party?

enuf of the jolie/aniston sh!t
jolie is hot, i dnt blame brad for doing her, at the end of the day jen nd brad r just like every othr fuked up hollywood couple.

“Oprah gets on my nerves–charity work not included–” THANK YOU! Sometimes I feel like I’m the only one who sees the Emperor has no clothes.

If she hadn’t made The Good Girl its hard to justify her existing

“Come on people! Everyone knows that Jen has more class then that hoe bag Angelina. But whatever the case…. I hope angelina looses brad and finally lets the cat outta the bag……shes a scary, mentally ill twit thats actually a MAN!!! Good job hiding them balls Angelina….tuck and tape right?”

Wow…forget just being hot, I wish I were so gorgeous that girls got pissed off and started calling me a man….that would be the day.

Oh yeah, and Aniston just kind of looks like an uglier, heavier, taller version of an Olsen twin. At least she has thick hair.

I like her. Everyone is saying get over it, which seems unbelievably heartless. Not only would the divorce/cheating itself be horrendous enough, she went through it with the world watching. I honestly can’t imagine how terrible I would feel if I was her. I think she has handled it very appropriately. Then there is Brangelina doing a 6 million page photoshoot ‘playing house’ and rubbing it in her face. Now THAT is class.

I love how Angelina gets ragged on for everything. No matter what she does, she’s not good enough. It’s always, “she’s not giving away enough money”, “she won’t help the kids at home”, “she’s just doing all this for publicity”. Yet Jennifer can talk about her ex for publicity and it’s all “poor Jen”.

Let me just say, that you’re an idiot if you think that the divorce of the “Golden Couple” is all Angelina’s fault. If Jennifer was actually doing something right, there would have been no room for Angelina.

here’s my 2 cents:

Any of you ever see America’s Sweethearts? No? Just me in my (many) drunken stupors? Alright, let me tell you, there’s a moment where John Cusak is talking about his ex-wife (Catherine Zeta-Jones) and her new boyfriend (Hank Azaria? Maybe, or I’m crazy, I’m totally pulling this out of my ass instead of looking it up on IMDB just because), and he says, “Having spent some time with him in the sack…”

That’s our answer, right there.

Let’s get Jolie, Aniston and Pitt into the sack, bribe all three of their assistants (you know they’re all already filming it, to get their “master’s” best side) to leak the tapes and not only will all three of them be happier…so will America.

And 90% of the rest of the world

And the other 10% don’t have DVD players or the internet so they don’t count anyway.

My point(s) being:

I love Jen, too bad she’s dumb.

I hate Jolie, anyone with lips who look like the can swallow an entire man, not to mention, how would any guy ever FIND his dick after sticking it in there, is too scary for me.

Pitt…hmm, he’s cute, I’ll masturbate to him if I don’t have anything better.

Which is rare, people.

Very very rare.

Really.

No foolin’

Goddamn it.

I totally agree with everything you said Roxy.

I didn’t see the interview but when the tabloids are CONSTANTLY talking about your breakup I can’t blame her for going on Oprah to say she’s over it. Maybe she isn’t I have no idea, but even if she isn’t it is understandable in my opinion, Is it horrible that if she is having a hard time getting over her divorce?

Personally I think Jennifer is MUCH more attractive then Angelina. Angelina looks so trashy to me.

Ok, I didn’t watch Oprah that day because, you know, I have a life, so I just need to clarify something: Did Jennifer Aniston actually say “Shazam. It don’t matter.”? Shazam? Really? Maybe she said that in bed to Brad one night when he couldn’t get it up cuz she’s kind of meh looking and that was the catalist for him to leave her for the tattooed skank crack whore that likes to wear other poeple’s blood in a necklace and tongue her brother on the red carpet?

oh please. jenn is such a pathetic loser. have we not seen her cuddling up to fat vince vaughn? i mean, i was shocked when i found out that angie was actually snogging brad; i really thought better of her taste, but really… anyone, shit, any hole in the wall, is sexier than jenn.

BETTER taste??? She was married to Billy Bob Thornton, I believe that Brad is a step up. And she kissed her brother! The woman is nasty.

usuckbananas, i can not believe u are ignorant enough to think that the only reason a man cheats is because the woman isn’t living up to her side of the relationship. Thats a pretty low assumption considering that majority of men that do cheat will admit that it had nothing to do with their woman not pleasing them, but solely because they are retarded pu**y fiends that believe in sticking it to anything with 2 tits, a hole and a heartbeat! So grow the F up and realize that men cheat because their idiots…. its not cuz of their significant others.

jackass!

Oh and diana…. i agree with u… billy bob? i mean come on! its all in his name, that backwater hillbilly! good god angelina…. get some taste ya skank!

i blame the crack-cocaine.

Pitt is an a**h**le
Jolie is drug adict bitch
Jen she is dumb for beleiving in Pitt

Roxy, I didn’t say that Jennifer was completely to blame for Brad leaving her. It’s just irritating that NONE of it seems to be her fault. Angelina gets blamed for everything. Why is it her fault that Brad fell for her? She didn’t force him to leave his wife. To even think that Jennifer has NO blame for the end of her own marriage is just stupid. Brad and Jennifer separated a year after he met Angelina. Isn’t that worth anything?

I agree with Dianes comments on number 16 but miss dont want kids now focus on my bad acting scareer. Come on was she acting like whiny Rachel or Pat on Saturday Night Live Rachel whiny bigger jawed than angelina and no lip havin thang in the “interview”…she had a chance now she has puddin pop vince move on and step on it trixie….

I think she would feel much better things when all is said and done, if she would just shut up about it and find some other, non-prime hours, the store to use as therapy.