Kid From ‘Two And A Half Men’ Finds Jesus, Tells People To Stop Watching ‘Two And A Half Men’

November 26th, 2012 // 130 Comments
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“I mean, c’mon, you guys, there’s lesbians on this show. Lesbians. One’s even touching me!”

Before we even get into this random and beautiful slice of irony the Internet has prepared for us this day, let’s all agree that exposing a young boy to both Charlie Sheen and Ashton Kutcher can only end in one of two horrible fates: OD’ing on bath salts after being fired from doing shit porn or Christianity. Which is why it really shouldn’t be that surprising that the kid from Two Half And A Half Men, Angus T. Jones, found religion at the tender age of 19 except he followed it up by making an online video testimony (above) where he encourages people to stop watching Two And A Half Men. Via HuffPost Entertainment:

In a video interview with the religious website Forerunner Chronicles, Jones spoke out against the show and called it “filth.”
“If you watch ‘Two and a Half Men,’ please stop watching ‘Two and a Half Men,’” Jones says around the 7:45 mark in the video below, which the website billed as “The Testimony of the Awakening of [a] star.” “I’m on ‘Two and a Half Men,’ and I don’t want to be on it. Please stop watching it, please stop filling your head with filth,” he continues.
“People say it’s just entertainment,” he said. “Do some research on the effects of television and your brain, and I promise you, you’ll have a decision to make when it comes to television, especially with what you watch on television. It’s bad news.”

Having lived through years of religious indoctrination, and shortly succumbing to it when I was 17, I had a hard time sitting through this video (So I didn’t. SWISH.) and could go on for hours about Christianity preying on the anxiety and confusion of adolescence to guilt teens into their horseshit. That said, this kid’s trying to tank the ratings for Two And A Half Men, so now I don’t know what to believe anymore. This changes everything…

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  1. Sara

    Jesus Christ after watching that I feel like I just got a lobotomy! What a dumbass! lol

    • You actually made it through the whole thing? You’re way tougher than I am. I only lasted 51 seconds.

      • KC

        Dare accepted!

        You missed out on:
        *a one minute long speech about why he uses the term black instead of African American.
        *”The Sabbath is great!”
        *some of the worst video editing I’ve ever seen, and I still remember the videos my friends made in middle school.
        *”There is no playing around when it comes to eternity.”
        *Referring to the devil as “the enemy”
        *talking about how real Christians can never compromise or “be a friend of the world”

  2. Swearin

    Having to act with Ashton Kutcher almost every day and make less money than him doing it would convince me God *doesn’t* exist…

  3. shemp

    There’s a whole lotta prejudice and hate up in here. What’s wrong with you people?

  4. Aquila89

    The guy next to him on the video is Christopher Hudson, a crazy conspiracy theorist. He has a video series on YouTube called The Forerunner Chronicles, where he talks about a variety of things, such as:

    - Why he believes Jay-Z is a Freemason with ties to the devil
    - How Obama’s pro-gay agenda has similarities to Hitler
    - How the NYC gas crisis can lead to cannibalism

    Jones knows all this. In his testimony, he says: “I love watching ForeRunner Chronicles … all the information is so great.” Apparently, there’s something about Two and a Half Men that drives actors insane. I’m starting to worry for Jon Cryer.

    • O.o

      Never even heard or seen the guy
      but it seems jones really got brainwashed by his videos and how can somebody even take that “information” seriously lol?

      thing i found most weird in the video is how he keeps talking about TV as “the enemie”. this couldn’t have happened in a few days…

  5. The Royal Penis

    Just another poor kid that religion has managed to sink their claws in. Religion just ended this kids career, but Jesus will send more money when he needs it, right?


  6. Richard Harrow

    at least his parents aren’t letting him turn into a rabid hollywood child actor , full of entitlements and self – agrandizing behaviors, like say Lindsay Lohan . Maybe the kid won’t end up a coke whore / addict by the age of 20

  7. Swearin

    “Do some research on the effects of television on the brain?” That sounds suspiciously like science, to me! Prepare him for a stoning!

    Also, does he know Charlie Sheen is a warlock? Must they do battle now?

  8. Choi Siwon's Yeojachingoo

    I do think he’s being manipulated by people only claiming to be Christians. Poor kid. He comes off as naive and too trusting. I’m not against Christianity, just people using the faith for profit.

  9. Schmidtler

    He’s been on that show for about 10 years now, since he was 9 years old – so for the entire duration of his formative childhood years, he was around Charlie Sheen and then Ashton Kutcher alot. And now we’re worried some churchies are going to be a bad influence on him? Seems like all they’ve ‘indoctrinated’ him into so far is that 2 and a half men is shit, and his costars are assholes, none of which any of us disagrees with. If your 19 your old son told you ‘Dad, I’ve been hanging with Charlie Sheen and Ashton Kutcher for the last 10 years, and now I’ve decided they’re assholes, so I’m going to spend my time with some other different crazy people’, you’d probably be incredibly relieved.

  10. Darkcloud

    That church sounds like a great place to pickup chicks

  11. Let’s see if Jesus writes him checks for $350,000 for an hour of work.

  12. Gary Grant

    He once again proves the best Angus is from McDonald’s

  13. gigi

    so where does the line form for that blood money he’s obviously giving away now? a tidy $100,000 would get me straight. School bills & a little jaunt to Iceland & the Camargue region of France would be just what I need to chase my pre-holiday blues away

  14. Lenora

    Wow unbeilivable how much filth are in all these comments! I think it’s great to finally see and hear a teenager speak out about God and his faith. It just goes to show how decieved people really are by satan and the tactics he uses to keep people from opening their hearts to the real truth and that is God is real and in the end one day every knee shall bow every tongue confess.

  15. gt

    Wow Hey God love u all u guys

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