For those of you familiar with VH1′s Rock of Love and I Love Money, here’s Angelique Morgan (a.k.a. Frenchy) surfing topless in Hawaii yesterday, and this may come as a bit of a surprise, but she’s also a porn star. Now, I know what you’re thinking: But she’s so regal and elegant. That’s how they get you.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that could probably use an iron.
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®usty | August 20, 2009 at 1:06 pm
ew…
Clamhammer | August 20, 2009 at 1:06 pm
Look at me! look at me Quack! Quack!
hmna | August 20, 2009 at 1:06 pm
You know it’s a bad boob job when you see the wrinkles on the side of the boob.
Clamhammer | August 20, 2009 at 1:07 pm
P.S. Horrible titties honey.
Peanut head | August 20, 2009 at 1:07 pm
That ass is inexplicable.
Smile | August 20, 2009 at 1:07 pm
Gross… lets stick to the hot babes, wtf?!!!!
Jeffer | August 20, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Those boobs look horrible!
Mrsmouw | August 20, 2009 at 1:11 pm
Her face looks like Ducky on Land Before Time haha
p-man | August 20, 2009 at 1:12 pm
she does not need a surf board her lips,butt and boobs are big enough to keep her on top of the waves.. man she is fugly also..
april | August 20, 2009 at 1:17 pm
Gross. how do these skanks get on tv?
MRS | August 20, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Is that the actual implant bag that is wrinkling up under her skin? Come on, you men watch porn, does this happen often?
wouldnt do it | August 20, 2009 at 1:24 pm
It’s Heidi Montag in 10 years!!!!!
sweet like salsa | August 20, 2009 at 1:25 pm
you can hardly call that surfing….
but still..! how dare that tranny looking betch put my sport to shame! >:[
if anyone thinks she is hott…..seek mental help
Quagmeyer | August 20, 2009 at 1:26 pm
After years if hormone therapy Andrew is now Angelique… Thanks Dr OZ !!
farles chew | August 20, 2009 at 1:27 pm
What did we do to you oh Superficial Writer to deserve this plague?
Kelley | August 20, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Franken-tits !!!
Roger | August 20, 2009 at 1:31 pm
FREAK! KILL IT! And Dear Superficial: Can you please consider not posting any more painfully fake breast implant photos? It is the opposite of sexy. What’s next, fake limbs? Chicks with glass eyes and prosthetic arms?
MRS | August 20, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Exhibit A on the evils of plastic surgery. Good God, what did she look like BEFORE?
jester | August 20, 2009 at 1:33 pm
I would fuck practically anything, so she falls into that category. Of course my dick would fall off and I would die shortly after.
Hugh Gentry | August 20, 2009 at 1:41 pm
i love when fake tits get ripples on the sides. Her face is beautiful. Hopefully you know by now that I’m kidding.
Do FreeBird | August 20, 2009 at 1:41 pm
I would also fuck her, but only with jester’s dick (sorry jester, but you seem to be the only volunteer so far).
IN reality, I’m having a hard time figuring out how any porn actor would actually be able to stay hard fucking her face to face.
abby | August 20, 2009 at 1:43 pm
She can surf?
cherry | August 20, 2009 at 1:44 pm
oh god the wrinkles on her boobs FREAK ME OUTTTT ew
cherry | August 20, 2009 at 1:45 pm
oh god the wrinkles make her look like an ACTUAL plastic blow up doll
it freaks me outttttt ew
Chesty as a peacock | August 20, 2009 at 1:46 pm
I think she should go a little bigger with the breasts. Everything else is stellular.
NEVER BACK DOWN MAN | August 20, 2009 at 1:46 pm
OMG those fake tits are ugly. Look at the stupid little scar/stretch mark things by the side boob. Yuck.
ALSO YOUR FACE IS HIDEOUS. And next time flash your pussy. Nobody cares about your lame boobs. And yeah you need to wear make-up ALL THE TIME.
b | August 20, 2009 at 1:48 pm
dat ass!
rippled | August 20, 2009 at 1:53 pm
UGH her boobs have the same rippling as the plastic on those balls of Mozarella cheese at the local deli. I guess, essentialy, fake boobs are the same thing as plastic warpped cheese.
Hmmm maybe I sould go to the grocery store and buy me some mozarella and set up shop. I hear urgeons make crazy money seeing as there are so many dumb vain bitches in the world, and clearly as the “work” done on this ho and countless others proves, you so don’t need a liscence or any surgical skills or expertise to slice, suck, tuck, yank and shove your way to riches.
I just keep wondering, when I am 50 are most people going to look like plastic freaks?
Fumus | August 20, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Clearly a slow day in news but not really a playboy bunny murderer has escaped to Canada and Plexico Burress got 2 years in jail and the fish is posting topless fake celeb porn stars…hmmmMMMmmm
an arrogant official | August 20, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Plexico who?
Kelley | August 20, 2009 at 2:02 pm
#25 … I think you mean stellar, right ?
arealcad | August 20, 2009 at 2:05 pm
I’d go strollin’ in her colon.
Blubble | August 20, 2009 at 2:10 pm
Those disgusting tits demonstrate everything wrong with boob jobs. You normally don’t see that puckering unless the woman bends over, but this ugly bitch has a particularly bad boob job so it shows up when she is nearly standing straight.
? | August 20, 2009 at 2:12 pm
wasn’t she the chick on Dr. 90210 who got anal bleaching?
Obvious | August 20, 2009 at 2:12 pm
When you show them like that, no one’s interested in seeing them anymore
Greg | August 20, 2009 at 2:12 pm
a butter-face if I ever saw one
kris | August 20, 2009 at 2:13 pm
I’d Hit IT!!
marme | August 20, 2009 at 2:15 pm
lol everyone one on this site is obsessed with trying to figure out if someones breasts are real or fake. I’m loosing brain cells as we speak :(
Sardonic | August 20, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Guards! We have an escapee from District 9.
Guesst | August 20, 2009 at 2:21 pm
I’d hit it, with a pinata stick.
creampie | August 20, 2009 at 2:21 pm
you guys are morons, every guy in here would slide on up in that butthole
kev | August 20, 2009 at 2:22 pm
I remember seeing a couple of those poses when I was a kid looking at National Geographic.
Sport | August 20, 2009 at 2:25 pm
what. the. FUCK??
That horseface looks like Tory Spellings grandmother. Jesus wheres is the damn bleach for my scarred retinas.
butt implant | August 20, 2009 at 2:27 pm
> looks like she has a salad bowl in each ass cheek
Taz | August 20, 2009 at 2:32 pm
i would NOT tap that ass
ROUGH Daddy | August 20, 2009 at 2:33 pm
What happen here? all the girls who couldn’t make the cheer-leading squad in High School are jammed pack onto the lot of VH1 with ripple boobs and bleached in search of reality stardom?
Vanquish | August 20, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Oh FFS, does every piece of trash get it’s own TV show in the states?
California Red | August 20, 2009 at 2:44 pm
not famous and not pretty. When did toplessness become acceptable on USA beaches? Yesterday we had Kanye’s “woman” topless in Miami, and now this. We need the “Please god no!” police.
jj | August 20, 2009 at 2:46 pm
this site sucks!
Amy | August 20, 2009 at 2:47 pm
I am so sick of skanks. What ever happened to the non-skanky sexy actresses? The ones who left something to the imagination while the sluttier types posed in playboy? Now it seems that every girl has to do the same skanky shit. I FEEL SO BOMBARDED BY WHORES!!! HALP!