Angelina still likes clam

December 12th, 2005 // 83 Comments

angelina572.jpgIt seems that amidst all the husband-stealing, kidnapping, and “world-saving,” Angelina Jolie was still able to find time to have sex with a woman. I say good for her. Former lover Jenny Shimizu has come forward saying that she and Angelina have had an ongoing affair over the last decade.

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  1. andrewthezeppo

    Yeah,

    I think this Jenny Shimizu character is just hunting for publicity because being an ungly bull-dyke with a model’s body only means a career in modeling for a few years. Now that she’s old and Calvin Kline has moved onto models that are…attractive….she needs to get her name in papers. Conincidentally I saw her on America’s Next Top Model last week, and if there’s anywhere people go when their career is thriving its America’s Next top Model

  2. Muse

    Is it just me or does this woman bare a striking resembelance to Jolie’s son, Maddox?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

  3. AnnieJames

    Jenny Shimizu is a supermodel, like I am a supermodel and I can tell you from my personal history in front of a camear… that I am not a model. Even though I am SO Team Aniston, Angelina should stick to her children and her Pitt. Yikes.

  4. HeeHaw

    “Is it just me or does this woman bare a striking resembelance to Jolie’s son, Maddox?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?”

    Indeed. Check out this link:

    http://www.saomainet.com/storyimages/jenny.jpg

    In fact I registered with Type Key just so I could respond to this. Maddox looks so much like Jenny it’s creepy. To adopt an asian kid and give him a mohawk and have the result come out looking like your asian butch lesbian lover is kinda gross. See link above.

  5. Nurse_kylee

    Hummm….she does look like Maddox, weird and gross at the same time.

  6. Icehawg

    Awwwwwww darn. I shoulda listened to the warning and not looked at her. Whoops…my eyes seem to be bleeding now. Imagine, Angelina could get any chick she wants(because she apparently makes the straight girlies crazy in the ‘no touch zone’ too) and she picks that that…thing. Eep.

  7. Admit it, Jenny Shimizu is the finest Asian guy you will ever see in your life.

  8. PKClover

    Does anyone see the resemblance between Jenny and Maddox? Jenny even has a mowhawk in some of her pictures. And after speculation between Angelina and her brother … well … I guess it’s best to keep it in the family.

  9. PKClover

    Ok so obviously I posted first and read the comments after. Sorry for the Groundhog Day post.

  10. HollyJ

    Shimizu actually has a nice face and body. It’s her bulldozed hair and manhands that make her look scary. I’m sure her Army ‘do is a cleanliness issue – to make it easier to slip her head up into Angelina’s special place. =X I bet if you grease up the sides of Jenny’s head, it inserts as smooth as a tampon. ((insert cartoon slurpy suction sound here))

  11. jujucabana

    not all asian ppl look alike, contrary to popular opinion

  12. jujucabana

    and jenny is japanese not cambodian

  13. MrPloppy

    Has sex with boys and men. Not sure that makes you bisexual, but it can only be a matter of time before the Vatican calls.

  14. Voodoofoxx

    Ok, so I went against good advise. I just HAD to look and now I sit here in disbelief! This chick is actually worse than Billy Bob and excuse me but that is really WRONG!!! Atleast he has a penis! What`s with this girl?

  15. Sheva

    The warning should have come sooner. Like place it at the top of the article in red.

    Now it’s too late. Woe is me.

  16. Somehow I’ll still manage to find a way to masturbate to this.

    Angelina and a giraffe? I can make it work.

  17. rivercmb

    This is going to really mess with that Cambodian kids head.

  18. cyclist

    Wow, what a bunch of homophobic tripe. Jenny is beautiful.

  19. Icehawg

    Homophobic tripe? ? ? Ya. Cuz that is why most guys are worried about – lesbians. Sheesh. That Jenny fella is just plain ugly.

  20. Juliette

    She is a walking STD

  21. voodoochild

    Jenny is and always will be beautiful!

  22. BadassFred

    Homophobic tripe? Err, no. The woman is just UGLY. I would think she was ugly if she were straight.

  23. Mary45

    Show me the clam!! Who cares what her face looks like!!

  24. HeeHaw

    The other night we were watching Hotel Rwanda and in those scenes when the UN wouldn’t do their job I was all yelling at the screen, “Send in Angelina! She’ll take care of business! She’ll get you food, guns, medical supplies, AND she’ll adopt up all the orphans that are leftover!”

  25. Jay

    Rumor has it Jenny and Madge got together back in the day. I’ll give her credit – the girl pulls some pretty hot tail.

  26. tess

    OMGG: Jenny really loooks like Maddox. This is so weiird. I really pity this poor asian boy. He’s gonna be so messed up when he finds out her mom’s ex girlfriend. I also pity Brad. The guy is so pu%%Y whipped, he doesn’t even know how whipped he is. He’s being controlled and manipulated by Angelina like he was some 5 years old boy. This is sooo sad!!!!

  27. Ha ha ha, I did an image search and came up with this: http://www.loveablan.com/experiments/livejournalgoodies/JennyShimizu.jpg

    Looks like this is where Angelina got her inspiration for Maddox’s hair.

  28. HeeHaw

    estacey, see post #4.

    Doesn’t anybody actually read what other people post before posting? der.

  29. superficielle

    Jenny and Maddox do NOT look alike. They only do if looking alike means are both asian.

    Since many of u went to the trouble of linking pix of Jenny on ur entries- go find a pic of maddox and place them next to each other. They don’t look alike.

    Yes her hair and style are very manly– but she’s a self-proclaimed, open, and proud lesbian.

    Very close-minded and racist of everyone to think because they share a haircut, they look alike. Do ronald-mcdonald and annie look alike? No.

    That’s how retarded u all sound.

    Go read a book. Go travel. Go walk around in NYC–so you can see beyond your small frame of reference.

  30. HeeHaw

    Hey superficielle, get emotional much? :D :D :D :D hahahahaha

  31. spamnews

    Madge and Angie? Damn. This girl Jenny can obviously lick her own eyebrows.

    Anyway, I’ve always said AJ is so hot I’d suck the dick of the last guy she laid, but now it seems I have options, and I’m ready to take on for the team. And put your penises away, by the way.

  32. Georgia

    You are so right Superficelle.

    They don’t look alike. Their facial structure is different and Maddox clearly has a much darker skin tone.

    Many people have similar hair cuts and people don’t make this conclusion about them.

    Asian people must get so annoyed when they read/hear crap like this. As a non Asian person, Sorry for this bull shit.

  33. Popz9

    why must i always do what i’m warned not to? *smacks hand* looked up that jenny chick… damn! to all those ppl who are over-sensitive and can’t take a joke… get ure @ss of this site… cuz that’s what we’re all about!

  34. AAAAAH! I LOOKED! MY EYES! THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING……!!!

  35. sammygirl

    I heard about Jenny Shimizu on E! channel’s True Hollywood Story: Angelina Jolie. Her photographs are really ugly but on the show she looked quite nice. Not dikey or butchy at all.

  36. PostAcidYouth

    Well, let’s face it, Fishlips up there isn’t faring much better with that unfeasibly small face. Methinks her ‘lover’ is fishing for publicity

  37. bafongu

    What a delightful thread. Some funny stuff mixed in with the usual rending of garments by the Ishmail’s and Quig Quig’s of the boat, because some fun is being poked at people that are basically mindless twits getting paid big bucks so that we can make fun of them…???.. Is it soup yet?

  38. Jenny was also on “America’s Next Top Model” this season. She came in to give the girls tips on modeling. Seemed cool, was decked out like a biker chick. FYI: a guy friend saw Angie in person at an event and said it was “the most disappointing event” of his life! He said she was “misshapen, that her head was too big for her little body.”

    http://www.kisskissandallthat.blogspot.com/

  39. Linnea

    I’m sort of disturbed that I find Jenny cute. It’s the way I felt when I dreamt about Santa giving the best head.

  40. adOrabLe-xo

    seriously i think shes gross ; but i just wanted to say that not all lesbians are butch and gross, some are quite hott. because readin some of your comments would make people think that all lesbians are men with vaginas, which is not true. ( with the obvious exception of jenny)

  41. derekd

    Talk all the shit you want but if that chick had a femenine hair cut and was all dolled up I’d do her in a heartbeat. In fact, slap a wig on that bitch and bring her over, I’ll show her to the light.

  42. MortyFishbein

    I met Jenny Shimizu at a club in NY recently. Some of her friends are friends with some of mine, who woulda thunk. Anyway, you guys are asses. Jenny IS fine as shit and she’s really a funny, friendly person. And the bitch can dance. I could definitely understand why Angelina would still want to talk to her and have an ongoing affair with her, regardless ofm what you people say. This is in no way an endorsement of Angie’s Madonna/Whore tendencies.

  43. S mack

    Dude, Shimizu is gorgeous. She just doesn’t glam herself up. If she had long hair and wore feminine clothes you would be gaga. Look closer.

  44. Nola

    The irony here is that this chick is saying she’ll still be seeing Angelina for future slap and tickle fun… while blabbing about it in such a public way that Angelina is almost guaranteed to be a wee bit pissed and give her nothing but a boot to the ass. Somehow I don’t see Angelina being thrilled with this spotlight on her private life, whether it’s bullshit or truth.

    Methinks the lesbian just shot herself in the foot.

    Oh, and by the way… sleeping with Madge? Not a good reference. *shudders*

  45. cat_taylor

    I agree with Nola. Why is Jenny blabbing about this to the public? Angie obviously can’t be pleased about this. I wouldn’t get with someone with a history of kissing and telling.

  46. sadietolstoy

    Everybody and his dog says they are getting it on with Angelina, so I would take this item with a grain of salt.

  47. Michael1

    “”Somehow I don’t see Angelina being thrilled with this spotlight on her private life, whether it’s bullshit or truth”"

    Ummm are we talking about the s-a-m-e Angelina Jolie who regaled the press with intimate details of why she likes Billy Bob’s weiner up…well up by where her tatoo of his name used to be? The saem Angelina Jolie who nattered on about the vials of blood and her affair with one Jenny Shimizu? The same Angelina Jolie who let the the world know that she “didn’t need” Bradd Pitt because she has a number of lovers whom she meets for sex in motels (because as a mommy, she doesn’t have time for “a relationship”)? The same Joile who “treated” us to apublic display of carnal affection for her brother?

    Get real. Angelina has been praised for her “openness” and “honesty”. It always seemed more like a vacuous need to be the center of attention, but, in any case, I seriously doubt she would suddenly turn into a blushing violet just because Brad Pitt is carrying her diaper bag for her.

  48. I don’t think this news comes as a shock or disappointment to anyone. Everyone, including Brad, knows that Angelina is a freak, and we accept and love her for it.

  49. mmmmmm

    Wow! I must be surrounded by the worlds most beautiful people if most of you reckon that Jenny is ugly. Please can you send in photos to back up this claim, also please don’t ever leave your home and try to spread this disease that you seem to have, which is hatred of anyone who might have a better car or a better cell phone, or a little bit more money, you are all PATHETIC (of course except the ones that agree with me). Its sad to see so many people ready to bag someone that you have never met, will never meet, and most certainly would never like to meet you. Go back to your trailer park.

  50. unknownassassin

    “Jenny and Maddox do NOT look alike. They only do if looking alike means are both asian.

    Since many of u went to the trouble of linking pix of Jenny on ur entries- go find a pic of maddox and place them next to each other. They don’t look alike.

    Yes her hair and style are very manly– but she’s a self-proclaimed, open, and proud lesbian.

    Very close-minded and racist of everyone to think because they share a haircut, they look alike. Do ronald-mcdonald and annie look alike? No.

    That’s how retarded u all sound.

    Go read a book. Go travel. Go walk around in NYC–so you can see beyond your small frame of reference.”

    first of all, whether the two people in question look alike is purely subjective… anyway, i didn’t glean from the previous posts that they look alike to a bunch of racist yokels simply because they’re both of asian descent… perhaps they look alike because they’re both pre-pubescent males with the same fucked-up poseur punk haircut who happen to be of asian descent–AND who happen to have breast-fed at the jugs of lara croft: tomb raider…

    second, a word of advice–if you want to go the self-righteous route, perhaps you should reconsider using the word “retarded” in a disparaging sense…

    finally, hard as it may be to believe, NYC is not the center of the universe… and fyi, there are plenty of fine, upstanding, publicity-grubbing asian-american bull dikes with penis envy all across this great land… if you were to step outside your own narrow frame of reference and go to any given wal-mart in wichita, you would know that fact very well…

    :-D

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