Angelina Jolie’s uterus on duty 24/7/365

October 6th, 2008 // 57 Comments

Enjoy these pics while you can of a non-pregnant Angelina Jolie at the premiere of The Changeling over the weekend. After recently birthing twins Knox and Vivienne, turns out she’s already bored with them and ready for more. Somebody get this chick a medal. OK! Magazine reports:

And just in case you thought that Angelina and Brad, who has joked that he would like to have a full soccer team of kids, would stop at a half-dozen, she says that there’s no stopping in the near future.
“We are going to have more kids,” revealed the Oscar winner. “One way or another.”

When she’s not busy thinking of ways to adopt you or get the maximum mileage out of her uterus, Angelina shares her secret to shedding the baby weight:

“Run around with all the kids, and breastfeeding, which I think is part of your body’s natural way of losing weight.”

So, I tried Angelina’s advice to shed a few pounds, but since I don’t have lactating breasts or children of my own , I had to go down to a local elementary school and chase some around. The end result? My face ended up on some website run by Megan (?) and the neighbor kids call me “El Chupacabra” while throwing rocks at my car. But, damn, does my ass look tight. Seriously, you can bounce a quarter off it, but not really because I’ve already lost $5 down the sewer grate.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. TERRY J

    ! what the hell is wrong with u people hate the women like that she has got a strong look not all supermodels are GOOD looking NO they have a good bone structure and a symmetrical face which is picked up by the camera very well some are ulgy but it ‘s not about pretty girl next door all american safe look by the looks of her 13 yr pic the lip and noise and eyes are the same has we grow older the thing on your face that keep changing are your noise and ears so of couse her noise would look different so to me it looks like unconventional beauty eather you areblown away by it or you think its strange and don like it but it is not something that is everyday but no matter what she has highly attractive menaning if u saw her u will look at her more than twice so if it is surgery it is fucking good so the supermodel andrina lima ahs fack green eyes fake big full lips face face cos what it to perfect !!!! sad i loveee big full lips that a lot of white girls dont have hate thin lips yuk!! big black women lips is the way so go inject …lol fools

  2. maggie

    i know people should just get over it if she had been a supermodel they would be no problem with her looks at all not many high fashion models can really change their look because they were working has teens even younger and all of their adult life! it all about different looking unconventional beauty strange looking almost !!! but some people like difference some dont

    eg i think she looks very strange dont like her look but she has something that is striking!!

    http://www.wallpapergate.com/data/media/880/Sophie_Ellis_Bextor_002.jpg

    http://www.handbag.com/?module=images&func=display&fileId=52675

  3. Eyman

    Randal you SOB, DIE!!!
    And FUCK YOU BRANGELINA for having a shitload o fucking useless lil shitters the world doesn’t ever need!!! Btw ever heard of Brat Pitt wanting his own failed abortions center full of kids before he’s jumped onto that aging cow? But I guess that woman could make Michael Jackson turn black again if she wanted to…

  4. eyman

    RANDAL, I gotta rat ’bout you ‘gain faggot, jesus fucking christ you really are the biggest piece of shit I’ve ever seen posting gay faggotty crap on the net!
    Why don’t you stop jerking off to fucking skank Angie and post your address here on the net so some mercyful soul can beat you to pulp like you already should have been years ago? I can just repeat: DIE! In fact everybody that thinks shitting a godless kid every other week is COOL shall die too, my opinion!

  5. eyman

    RANDAL, I gotta rat ’bout you ‘gain faggot, jesus fucking christ you really are the biggest piece of shit I’ve ever seen posting gay faggotty crap on the net!
    Why don’t you stop jerking off to fucking skank Angie and post your address here on the net so some mercyful soul can beat you to pulp like you already should have been years ago? I can just repeat: DIE! In fact everybody that thinks shitting a godless kid every other week is COOL shall die too, my opinion!

  6. eyman

    RANDAL, I gotta rat ’bout you ‘gain faggot, jesus fucking christ you really are the biggest piece of shit I’ve ever seen posting gay faggotty crap on the net!
    Why don’t you stop jerking off to fucking skank Angie and post your address here on the net so some mercyful soul can beat you to pulp like you already should have been years ago? I can just repeat: DIE! In fact everybody that thinks shitting a godless kid every other week is COOL shall die too, my opinion!

  7. not that anyone cares, but her boobs are too small for her to be breastfeeding. In actuality she is having the nanny feed the babies for

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