Angelina Jolie’s bodyguards allegedly got into a scuffle with parents and students today at a Muslim school where she was filming A Mighty Heart. The gates to the school had been opened to let parents fetch their children when Angelina’s bodyguards started pushing everybody around, even calling one parent, “You bloody Indian.”
Dallington TV, a British production company that organized the shoot, blamed the scuffle on photographers and television cameramen that it said rushed the school to get pictures of Jolie. “We had the full permission and cooperation of the school to film on the premises,” Dallington said in a statement. “When the gates were opened to allow the parents in to collect their children, the paparazzi rushed the school causing confusion.”
Yeah, I can see the confusion. Paparazzi and school children can look so alike. One is about 10-years old and wears a backpack, and the other is around 40 and comes running at you with 30 lbs of camera equipment yelling “Who did you sleep with last night?!” They might as well be identical twins.
NipsyHustle | November 16, 2006 at 3:25 pm
first bitches
NipsyHustle | November 16, 2006 at 3:29 pm
her bodyguards must not have gotten the memo that she had adopted the who village the day before. they were just coming to suck from mother’s tit.
JoannieBalonie | November 16, 2006 at 3:43 pm
You know, I dont think I like her much anymore. I miss the Lara Croft Angelina……..
And DAYUM! That hair is NAPalicious!
enfilade | November 16, 2006 at 3:56 pm
She’s hot.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
D'oh Eyes | November 16, 2006 at 4:08 pm
They should have thrown some acid on Angelina and chocked it up to mistaking her as being one of the “untouchables”.
saradevil | November 16, 2006 at 4:10 pm
She just wanted to free up more children for adoption. She can give them a better life as part of her interracial brood.
Dory | November 16, 2006 at 4:12 pm
Fake arse bitch. I hate her more than paris (okay maybe not but definatly more than lohan).
From- “I don’t want photos taken while going into a school, Kill the children Kill them for all I care”
To- “I’m going to an orphanage to pretend I’m all kind today, ring the paparazzi ring them now!”
Kiki | November 16, 2006 at 4:23 pm
The “They might as well be identical twins.” bit was just awesome, I actually laughed out loud.
I’m still giggling to myself, thank god my office-mates aren’t here
Brain Embolism | November 16, 2006 at 4:25 pm
Hold the phone! Since the first post, an hour has past. Only 9 comments have been made.
This has to be a record for the lamest post in theSuperficial history.
Congratulations! The Fish has hit an all time low.
Click the link. 50 posts in 45 minutes!
endometriorama | November 16, 2006 at 4:50 pm
sounds like a good movie.
HolisticWisdomcom | November 16, 2006 at 5:20 pm
Well, they are only little people. You can see why they would need to push them around a bit, you know, to show them who is boss.
;-)
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
Dory | November 16, 2006 at 5:20 pm
maybe its just cause these kids have parents so she’s not intersted… can’t take em home.
And the superfish has 11 posts now 2 of which are from me
zena marie | November 16, 2006 at 5:37 pm
But she and Brad are making serious art with a serious message, daaahling.
You can’t expect her to pay attention to the little people until the dial on her adoptometer has pointed to a country that allows the expedited purchase er adoption of her next little photo op prop.
InstantAsshat-AddFame | November 16, 2006 at 5:56 pm
And they couldn’t film on a day when the poor kids aren’t trying to get an education? What, they don’t have weekends in India? Who the fuck is producing this film that they couldn’t think it out a little better? Stupid.
dirtdiva | November 16, 2006 at 6:34 pm
is it just me or does she look totally UGLY??? what happened? did Brad Pitt screw the beauty out of her?
LoneWolf | November 16, 2006 at 7:52 pm
Her hair looks like a schwartze. You know what that means, don’t you? It’s Yiddish for schwartze.
Hey, Angie. Go back to tongue kissing your brother at the Academy Awards and wearing the blood of a hillbilly anorexic redneck in a vial around your emaciated neck. Maybe you can have sex with Brad in the back of a limo and brag about it on TV. Your goodwill-ambassador-to-the-world bullshit is fooling exactly no one.
PS
Brad Pitt is totally p-whipped, per last month’s issue of Esquire. Fucker could get anyone in the world he wants, male or female. That must be some sweeeeeeet vajh. Voodoo looking bimbo. Lisa Bonet called – she wants her look back.
Dory | November 16, 2006 at 8:07 pm
I can’t even count properly bloody hell it was 12 not 11 dammit!
aneurysm | November 16, 2006 at 9:08 pm
50 posts in 45 minutes. By the same 10 people. It’s not a blog, it’s a circlejerk.
A. Jonathan Cox | November 16, 2006 at 10:12 pm
Bodyguad: n. (1) the technical name for those weird bumps on Angelina Jolie’s elbows that look kinda gross and can push kids around, apparently.
Bodyguard: n. (1) person responsible for the safety and well being of extremely rich and/or pretty people.
DrunkBlogger | November 16, 2006 at 11:11 pm
Wait, I thought that was Halle Berry.
Ambassador of Sexy | November 17, 2006 at 12:40 am
Normally, I’m not one to comment on someone’s appearances, especially someone as ridiculously gorgeous as Angelina Jolie.
But… the hair… makes me sad…
I guess not even a super-beauty like Jolie can pull off a super-hideous perm. But Whedon bless her for trying.
And really, she’s still a, again, ridiculously hot woman.
omeomi
http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php
mommy_long_legs | November 17, 2006 at 1:18 am
Looks like J. Lo lost about 100 pounds.
Tracy | November 17, 2006 at 3:38 am
I’ll bet Angelina thinks this movie is going to make us consider her a serious actress, and that this is her “Charlize Theron in Monster” role.
If that’s how she’s going to look in this movie, it’s going to flop. People go to see her movies because she’s beautiful, not for her acting talent. I know she’s supposed to look like Mrs. Pearl, but come on… couldn’t they have prettied her up just a little for our sake? Jeez.
It reminds me of when Julia Roberts cut off all her hair to show us how serious an actress she was… ha ha ha. Just pop in Hook and look at her as Tink. Ugh!
jrzmommy | November 17, 2006 at 6:23 am
Hey, at least that bodyguard didn’t say, Smelly Indians!
RichPort | November 17, 2006 at 6:46 am
Oops! I had to reread the story because I thought Mr. Fish wrote:
The gates to the school had been opened to let parents felch their children…
What the hell is the matter with me???
Even looking as dirty as she does, I would slam Jolie’s ass like the door to a fucking bank vault.
jrzmommy | November 17, 2006 at 6:52 am
like the door to a bank vault…..heh heh heh.
missmaiden | November 17, 2006 at 7:40 am
the girl needs to eat something. perhaps she caught nicole richies mysterious illness that was cleared up in 4 days in rehab.
jrzmommy | November 17, 2006 at 7:43 am
perhaps we all developed temporary amnesia through her pregnancy and manic adopting frenzy and have now just remembered that Angelina Jolie is a narcissistic, mirror-kissing, psychotic freak, hence her thin frame? just sayin’.
RichPort | November 17, 2006 at 7:56 am
The idea of Jolie and self love makes me giggle like a six year old who said “boobies” for the first time. I’d pillage that ass like the Huns across Europe…
Praz | November 17, 2006 at 2:36 pm
#9 – What a great metric. You forgot to mention that out of all of those posts there were only seven unique posters, one of whom actually maintains the blog. Next, please.
BlacKScar | November 18, 2006 at 12:50 am
I think im the only one to say this: Angelina Jolie is UGLY!!! Yuck! how the hell can u guys LOVE her? she’s soooo ugly and too skinny X: yuckkk
ohmygoodnessgracious | November 18, 2006 at 3:35 pm
who cares if the body guard said “you bloody indian”? they are indians and they very well could be bloody from the bodyguards racist bashing.
ChannelFlix.com | November 18, 2006 at 4:19 pm
omg she’s so thin
*_*
Fernando Pessoa | November 20, 2006 at 7:19 am
Nice arms.
HollywoodSnark | March 28, 2007 at 11:23 am
lol, maybe the paparazzi hired the kids?