Angelina Jolie is ready to retire from acting. In an interview with BBC News, she announces her intention to become a full-time mother while working on the occasional project every few years. Also, she’d like just one goddamn minute to eat a sandwich, Brad:
“I don’t plan to keep acting very long. I’m ready to do a few things now and fade away and get ready to be a grandma one day…. I’m not so worried that I want to keep this pace up and try to be something and be a celebrity and be a successful actress forever.
I don’t think I’ll ever say I’m never, ever gonna work because maybe there’s that interesting project where I feel creative.
“I’ll work for a few months in February. I won’t work again probably for another year. So maybe it’ll be once a year, then maybe once a year, then maybe it’ll be once every three years.”
Oh, I get it. Jennifer Aniston calls you “uncool,” so now you want to retreat to your French villa and brood over the children for the rest of your days. And I thought you were tougher than that. Wow, grow a pair of tits, lady.
NOTE: That was actually a legitimate suggestion. I think you should have four. We’ve got a black president; why stop the progress train now? Choo choo!
eric | November 13, 2008 at 5:04 pm
2nd
JM | November 13, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Oh god, how would it be to go an entire year without one of her lame-ass movies ripping people off?
Tiffany | November 13, 2008 at 5:05 pm
stupid homewrecker.
Tiffany | November 13, 2008 at 5:05 pm
stupid homewrecker.
Randal | November 13, 2008 at 5:07 pm
There’s no such thing as “fade away” when it comes to the ever talented Angelina Jolie. No matter where she goes, she’s where everyone wants to be.
I think it’s great she wants to focus her time on her ever growing and beautiful family. With Brad as her man, he can bring in the paycheck since he’s still in such high demand.
It works in the end.
Randal
? | November 13, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Movies ripping people off? Elaborate, please.
vdub | November 13, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Now if that shirt was to fade away….
Monty | November 13, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Looks -wise, she’s *been* fading away for a long time. Aniston on the other hand, looks great and healthy. Jolie looks like a starving Thai ladyboy.
hmmm | November 13, 2008 at 5:15 pm
8
aniston looks like a jewish man, she should stick to wearing her hair in her eyes.
Parker | November 13, 2008 at 5:16 pm
If she doesn’t fade away is there another way to turn out the light? The shine on that face is blinding me.
What’s amazing is, between the two it was Jennifer who turned out to be the winner. I never would have guessed. She has no kids, she’s not married to a bonehead, she’s in great shape, her face isn’t puffy, and she doesn’t need makeup to look halfway decent. Also I would consider fucking her in the ass sometime whereas I would turn Angelina down cold. Surprising but true.
Notfoolinganyone | November 13, 2008 at 5:18 pm
I say you retire one of those names
Jimbo – Randal
No “Troll” would bother to post something from Jimbo and Randal. It was an obvious error on your part, totally understandable and nothing to get worried about.
So what if people know you’re the same person? You probably have a couple of other names on here too. No biggie.
Enjoy it, have fun, nobody cares.
I have to admit, I like Randal’s posts better.
Is that like your other personality?
i like her | November 13, 2008 at 5:20 pm
I have always liked a pretty face and big tits. please don’t fade away angie, just because that whiny peppermint patty bitch can’t get over being dumped.
JM | November 13, 2008 at 5:22 pm
#6: Here’s just a current list of ripoffs:
Wanted
Beowulf
Mr. and Mrs. Smith
Alexander
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Tomb Raider I and II
It’s an ever-evolving list of shitpiles that rivals that of Reese Witherspoon.
SK | November 13, 2008 at 5:36 pm
#11 You can stop now, nobody gives a shit.
shaddup | November 13, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Tiffany = Jennifer Aniston.
I hate stupid ugly bitches that blame the other woman. Your man is the one that cheated on you, he is the one to blame.
How many years will it take you to get over the fact that you are ugly, have an annoying mucousy voice, and didn’t want children?
T-Bone | November 13, 2008 at 5:40 pm
“I’m not so worried that I want to keep this pace up and try to be something and be a celebrity and be a successful actress forever”
Another Jolie subliminal slam against Aniston. Jolie is wretched. Fade away? Promises, promises.
p0nk | November 13, 2008 at 5:41 pm
in other words, she is one of the few celebs out there that recognize when their 15 minutes are up. well played, angie.
Jen Anus-ton | November 13, 2008 at 5:41 pm
Randal please STFU
It’s about time this bony bag of shit realises that no one gives a damn about her. Everything that comes out of those splooge soaked mouth of hers is bullshit. From having her twins the “natural way” to “not messing with a married man”, nothing but bullshit. As bony as she was, she couldn’t even produce her period the natural way and she’s trying to convince people she had those test-tube babies naturally? What the fuck ever dumb bitch. Fade away and please don’t ever come back. I’m glad you succeeded in stealing Brad away from that other idiot. You both deserve to spend the rest of your lives lying to each other about your “true love” and rainbow colored kids. I hear certain parts of South America and Mexico have a whole lot of kids on sale, so you know, stop there and add to your collection
Randal is Jimbo? | November 13, 2008 at 5:42 pm
wait…notfoolingnayone, you mean Randal is Jimbo? What proof do you have? But no, that would mean he’s purposely trying to get under people’s skin by writing those stupid Randal things that nobody believes except for real morons. Course I gotta admit, it’s fun to watch a true moron reveal himself. Sometimes, my friend, it takes a fool to fool a fool.
Matthew | November 13, 2008 at 5:46 pm
I agree tiffany=jennifer aniston and what’s next seeing whiney ross again this proves miss aniston is rachel in real life both are prissy
David Schwimmer | November 13, 2008 at 6:01 pm
In defense of my former coworker, Jennifer Aniston is a sweet woman. None of you know her personally like me. She would totally give you the shirt off your back. And this one time, when I was dumped, she totally fingered me up the ass just to make me feel better. Because, you know… I like dick and stuff.
Sid | November 13, 2008 at 6:02 pm
What she’s saying is, “If I keep acting, I’ll stay in the spotlight and I’ll have to listen to that dried up no-talent bitch whining about how I stole “her” man for the next 25 years. If he was “her” man I wouldn’t have him now and if she had talent she’d be acting, not whining. No wonder Brad was dying to leave her.”
Rough Daddy | November 13, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Oh geez! get your running shoes now Brad! unless you want to be near a smelly old cunt with 30 cats….
Megan | November 13, 2008 at 6:07 pm
#22 -
Fucking exactly.
Ter | November 13, 2008 at 6:17 pm
This will give Brad an opportunity to have an affair while doing a movie when AJ is at home with the kids.
FAYE POTCHERNICK | November 13, 2008 at 6:18 pm
WHY DOESN’T EVERYONE LAY OFF OF ANGELINA, SHES NO DIFFERENT
FROM ALOT OF OTHER PEOPLE, EXCEPT THAT SHES A STAR AND PEOPLE ARE JEALOUS OF HER BECAUSE SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND SEEMS TO BE A GOOD MOM AND IF BRAD WAS HAPPY WITH JENNIFER THEN HE WOULD STILL BE WITH HER. LETS ALL BE HONEST WHAT HAVE WE DONE IN OUR PAST THAT IS SO DIFFERENT FROM ANGELINA AND BRAD!!!
Matthew | November 13, 2008 at 6:24 pm
#21 how’s fame going after friends? nothing? my point excatly
Dane | November 13, 2008 at 7:12 pm
I don’t care if she works but her tits better get their own TV sitcom or make them recurring characters on Law and Order.
Tina | November 13, 2008 at 7:24 pm
Its about time she faded away. I mean, pretty good movies and all, but she has waaaay too many kids for her and brad to always be acting. stay at home moms can hardly take care of 2 or 3 kids sometimes, I can’t imagine having a family the size of hers and not being home more often.
Tina | November 13, 2008 at 7:29 pm
Its about time she faded away. I mean, pretty good movies and all, but she has waaaay too many kids for her and brad to always be acting. stay at home moms can hardly take care of 2 or 3 kids sometimes, I can’t imagine having a family the size of hers and not being home more often.
mmm | November 13, 2008 at 7:35 pm
I FUCKING HATE HER!
ugh die you whore
Randal | November 13, 2008 at 7:49 pm
Jimbo is man of ultimate talents. He has way with words like no other. He lights a gray day with his sunshine.
For myself I am not Jimbo. I am Randal. I am smart enough. I am Good Enough. And gosh darn it people like me.
xoxo
Randal
Jeff W. | November 13, 2008 at 7:57 pm
She’s finally starting to hit the wall. I don’t know why this pleases me.
me | November 13, 2008 at 8:25 pm
That is a very good choice. To value the most important in life, which is love and family above fame and superficial glory.
She shines as nobody in Hollywood, but that’s outside. Inside she is getting better each day and her soul is starting to shine more and more, so !Bravo! for her. This shows she is intelligent, but mostly wise.
We will miss her, but I appreciatte more about her inner peace and her true happiness wich is not in the superficial world of vanities.
God bless Brangelina!
carrie | November 13, 2008 at 8:40 pm
its about time!! maybe since her last movies brought in a total of like $10 at the box office, she finally realized she has no talent. i watched some movie of hers once and swore i never would again…she is fucking awful. good riddance.
alaina | November 13, 2008 at 8:41 pm
She justs wants to be left alone so she can fuck and suck her brother in peace. Fucking bitch, get the hell out already. Goddamned skanky, incestuous, crusty, toothpick figure, body of a 12 year old boy with boobs, nasty slut. Go the fuck away already, whore.
herald | November 13, 2008 at 8:42 pm
Everyone gets the succes they want. Angelina has reached the top of success, so now she wants to succed with her family and keep it for long long time, which I believe is right and the best option.
This is not the first time she talks about this decision. She already have spoken about it twice before.
If Jennifer wants to reach the top in Hollywood it’s ok, after she sacrificed the love of Brad for her ambition, right?
Angelina does not need it anymore, she is getting into another better channel.
Good for Angelina.
HoodFellaz | November 13, 2008 at 8:44 pm
The only thing that bitch want is some children and to suck off all of Brad Pitt money.
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everyone | November 13, 2008 at 8:50 pm
i wish i could stay home and not work in my mansion…urgh… back to my shitty ass job…with my shitty ass life…and my lonely ass bed…
F-Obama | November 13, 2008 at 9:07 pm
sounds like a typical democrat.
Ted from LA | November 13, 2008 at 9:09 pm
She’s going to fade away? That’s sad. However, I’ve never seen her in anything, TV or movie, so I guess I’ll eventually get over it. I did buy a used car from her dad once. I have a chewed on pencil of his to prove it.
jo | November 13, 2008 at 9:19 pm
She fucks her brother?
Kahlee | November 13, 2008 at 9:58 pm
Nooo don’t go Angie, I know I said your arms and legs were creepy and veiny, but I like you really! There are too many blondes compared to brunettes in Hollywood, we need you.
TooBad | November 13, 2008 at 10:13 pm
Adios. skank!
Comedy Fan | November 13, 2008 at 10:28 pm
Fade in fade out fade in.
have some self respect drones | November 13, 2008 at 10:30 pm
I’ll believe it when I see it. This fucking whore (like all the rest of Hollywood) would DIE without the attention she gets from being a celebrity, the difference between her and the rest of the slime in Hollywood is that most of the others aren’t lying about it. Keep adopting and pretending you care about causes and the world in your pathetic effort to hide what you are; a miserable piece of shit attention whore.
A little while ago Angina Jowlie goes to a refugee camp in Iraq and makes damn sure there are camera’s to catch her crying and asks the refugies “what do you need?” they reply “we need everything” (because they have NOTHING moron). I love how a whore who lives in a 70 million dollar chateau, owns two planes and more belongings than a shopping centre dares to pretend she gives a shit about what the empoverished masses of the world need. If she genuinely cared she would never need to braodcast it she would be doing good for the right reasons not for the self serving beneficial publicity and second if she actualy wanted to help she’d live in a normal sized house and use that money wasted on sick undeserved luxury to help the causes she pretends to believe in.
Please use your brains people, Oprah, Bono, Brangelina all these tards and others don’t give a shit about the causes they pretend to. It’s simple, if you live in one of or more hotel sized mansions you DO NOT care about third world poverty. Just as if you fly around on private planes you DON NOT truly care about the environment. Too bad the idiot fawning public eats celebrity bullshit by the truck load. Fat fucks.
Jimbo | November 13, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Fuck yourself Randal. In the ass of course.
Cat | November 13, 2008 at 10:50 pm
#47 – good point.
ChuckleHead | November 13, 2008 at 11:29 pm
Women should have 3 breasts. Two in the front and one in he back.
The two in the front are for obvious reasons. The one in the back is for dancing.