Angelina Jolie wants one of those Slumdog kids

March 31st, 2009 // 78 Comments

Angelina Jolie is apparently looking to adopt a child from India. That is if those kids from Slumdog Millionaire count as credible sources. All I know is one of them told me Ganesh could kick Spider-man’s ass, so obviously, I think they’re buttfaces who like to see a grown man cry. The Sun reports:

AZHARUDDIN MOHAMMED, ten, asked the actress at last month’s Oscars if she planned to bring up an Indian orphan.
Angelina is said to have replied: “Well, I’ll let you into a little secret, we will soon.”
She met Azharuddin and RUBINA ALI, nine, backstage in Los Angeles after Slumdog won eight Oscars.
Onlookers said 33-year-old Angelina was very taken by the pair and chatted freely with them.

And if The Curious Case of Benjamin Button had won the Oscars, Angelina would want one of those age-reversing kids. Jesus, lady. Be an individual.

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  1. mamamiasweetpeaches

    Its never a Mexican!

  2. that one

    how the hell does she keep track of all these runts?

  3. Mr. Jones

    She’s trying to collect all these “divese” kids so she can open up her own “It’s a Small World” ride.

    Christ, now I can’t get that song out of my head…

  4. Every time a hypodermic sees her veiny arm, another poppy fairy gets its wings…

  5. Jrz

    Can it be a one-legged kid this time?

  6. Ash Gobindram

    Ganesh would kick spiderman’s ass considering you are bringing a religious figure down to the level of a comic book hero. Im not so sure about Jesus up against The Hulk though, might give him a run for his money.

  7. Cant Brad bang the babysitter already…

  8. havoc

    I smell a new tattoo with coordinates! Woohoo…..

    SXSW baby!

    .

  9. Why don’t celebrities ever adopt American children?

  10. Jrz

    I hope she picks an undernourished Indian senior citizen who is the size of a 4 year old instead of an acutal toddler. Hee…that’ll show her.

  11. Jrz

    #9–Because no adoption agency in the US in their right minds would ever give these fucking narcissistic, irresponsible fuck-ups a child. The countries that are like, PHEW! THANK GOD ONE LESS MOUTH TO FEED

  12. Mr. Jones

    We should start taking bets on what kind of kid she is going to pick up next.

    My money’s on Eskimo.

  13. Jrz

    Okay….that posted before I clicked on submit. anyhoo……here’s what I wanted to say:
    #9–Because no adoption agency in the US in their right minds would ever give these fucking narcissistic, irresponsible fuck-ups a child. The countries that are like, PHEW! THANK GOD ONE LESS MOUTH TO FEED are relieved to get rid of kids. They figure, well, better some brother-kissing, self-mutilating asshole raise this kid than it living in the gutter and dying of cholera.

  14. Rhialto

    Wow! Is Angelina Jolie getting insane or something!?

  15. Gando

    Do the other kids like to be a piece of her collection!?

  16. Nero

    It won’t be long till her kids have a bar-code tattood on their arms!

  17. ghost

    Seems like Mia Farrow did all this first. I’ve got no problem with Angelina adopting again. I really hate to see another kid in Madonna’s sinewy clutches, though. No kid deserves that.

  18. There is a joke about a Hindon’t, a 7-11 and a slurpee and possibly curry but I can’t make it work. JRZ?

  19. Sauron

    Yes hun,ofcourse hun! Do i hear Brad Pitt talking!?

  20. #18 – Ask Joe Biden.. he has all the best 7-11 jokes.

  21. Jrzmommy

    Ok, that posted before I clicked submit, too. This is what I wanted to say:

    I am a fucking narcissistic, irresponsible fuck-up.

  22. debra

    Angelina has always said that she wanted to adopt children from around the world. She has said this in her early twenties. So all the flack is uncalled for. This is not something new. She has always been consistent. The only change is she has had three bio children after falling in love with Brad. Brad also..has always said that he wanted a big family. He once said if he did it he would do it big. So he has met someone who shares the same desire. There is nothing wrong with giving children without a home a place. Perhaps they will also adopt when they get older. That should be praised. To those who criticize about them not adopting in the states. Some of you should do it. Stop pointing fingers and look at yourself. And the bottom line is it is no one business..

  23. Dr Phowstus

    @21 (puts on glasses, ahem) Your knowledge of past monikers rivals your douchiness, but not by much. I shall assume that your envy is a result of countless attempts at humorous musings which have fallen flat, like an errantly flipped pancake on a greasy diner floor. The main qualities your hurriedly typed posts reveal are paranoia and self-loathing, but there is a smattering of assholishness as well, making you likely a penis samurai or bloated aquatic artic mammal. In closing, I shall grasp my genitalia firmly (grabs nuts), and issue you a hardy center digit (flips bird).

    (takes off glasses, chugs beer)

  24. @ 22

    Yeah, Mangelina has always been consistent… especially the part about not ho-ing around with married men…

  25. mark

    Angelina, stand on your head and I’ll shoot some slumdog on your privates.

  26. TDizzle

    Message to ANGELINA:
    The Oscars were not meant to be shopping malls for children from all over the world. Backstage is not a shelf where you can put a little Indian child in your shopping cart.
    She needs to stop doing that…. Everywhere she shows up she adopts a child. It is not like a child is enhancing the interior design of her house

  27. Alfalfa

    They are not her children, she is only financially responsible for them. She does not raise them, the hired nannies do that. .

  28. #23 Hahahaha..Bravo Dr. It could be a Barney Rubble wannabe also.

  29. Never forget the pUnk. or you’ll get alot of gawd, and pUnk outs, and I’m leaving!! No this time it’s for real……………

  30. Joe

    India is soo in. When i first saw Slumdog I thought to myself, “my wife would love one of those kids, they go great with the rosewood.”

  31. Jrzmommy

    @23

    I think the word that you were searching for was “arctic.”

    That was not a typo, was it?

  32. Wow. I’m sure he/she’ll be an adorable addition.

  33. @31–no.no I think the word was douchebag.

  34. Dr Phowstus

    @31 (puts on glasses) My good sir, you oddly dismiss fabricated words like assholishness, which you clearly personify. I often, as a controlled experiment, omit particular letters to ensure my antagonist is fully aware of my text in its entirety. Your discovery of an absent “c” is admirable, but in no way dilutes my original declaration. Read losely and you will see that I just alled you a unt.

    (removes glasses, belches)

  35. Mark Fuhrman

    I’m not racist or anything, but christalmighty that house is gonna have the worst Third World stench imaginable.

  36. jrz

    forgot:
    Because no adoption agency in the US in their right minds would ever give these fucking narcissistic, irresponsible fuck-ups a child. The countries that are like, PHEW! THANK GOD ONE LESS MOUTH TO FEED are relieved to get rid of kids. They figure, well, better some brother-kissing, self-mutilating asshole raise this kid than it living in the gutter and dying of cholera.
    in bed.

  37. Adam

    I don’t understand why the U.S. allows this?

    You can just just go abroad and take a kid and it’s as simple as that to become a citizen here with all the rights and protections? It makes no sense.

  38. Dr Phowstus

    @31

    …and you are correct, of course. I had no idea the word is “arctic”. I apologize.

  39. Jrz

    The Jolie-Pitt kids can play Hide n Sikh

  40. Jrz, I think they’ll play Hide the Sikh… in the dryer. I see little Maddux in cuffs, the result of an “accidental” suffocation…

  41. Jrzmommy

    @38

    Thanks, Dr Phowstus, it is big of you to admit it. I’m sure that it was difficult to confess that you made a mistake that most second graders would not commit.

    You may not be such a moron after all!

  42. Monkey's Bone

    Jeezus – she has 6 little wannabe- slumdogs NOW.
    At least she dresses them like slumdogs

  43. Really, is the troll arguing with itself?

  44. Jrz

    Rich, Someone’s a little agitated lately…..wonder what could be going on…..

  45. Jrzmommy

    Hey Dr (RichPort’s Ghost) Phowstus –

    Thanks for playing, but I’ve got to go. I just pooped my pants.

    See you soon!

  46. R is for Retarded

    Guess you have the Bells in your sphincter too Wall— I mean Jrzmommy.

  47. Jrz, I’d say I’m confused, but then how do I explain all these empty liquor bottles?

  48. p

    @ Mark Fuhrman – nope you’re definitely a racist douchebag.

  49. cavy

    Octo-Jolie-Pitt

  50. You know what’s sad is the troll probably has no clue he’s arguing with himself.

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