Angelina Jolie paid a humanitarian visit to Iraq today, one of over 20 countries she’s visited since becoming a goodwill ambassador for the United Nations. Reuters reports:
“I have come to Syria and Iraq to help draw attention to this humanitarian crisis and to urge governments to increase their support for UNHCR and its partners,” the actress said in a statement released by the U.N. High Commissioner for Refugees. “It is absolutely essential that the ongoing debate about Iraq’s future includes plans for addressing the enormous humanitarian consequences these people face,” she said.
See? Sometimes I cover the news here. Hard news. News so hard it’ll make Angelina Jolie forget all about Brad Pitt and their 500 kids. You liking that, Angie? Let’s go find a tent somewhere and I’ll pretend to care about whatever it is that you do. The United Bacons, right? Sounds hot.
If there’s a plane crash on her way, I hereby claim Brad, Shiloh, Maddox and maybe that other one. But not the one that she just adopted that is high maintenance and needy- NO! See that will interfere with my laying around on the beach with the others and sipping cocktails.
#87 I’ve been to well over fifty countries so far but 10 years in the Navy will do that. Thanks for asking though.
#112 go to dlisted dude pictures of her visit yesterday at a US base on the Syrian border. Doesn’t appear to be wearing high fashion either.
Wake me up when they blow up her Hummer.
BTW, Henry Rollins did it last year. I enjoyed hearing him talk about it live back in April. (BLACK FLAGGGGGGGG!!!) Tell her to come up with something new.
#9 Bighead,
Sorry but she never HAD an ass. And I’ve been looking.
#117 I’m sure the troops would much rather have Henry Rollins visit than Angie here. I mean why hang out with a babe when you can have some angry dude shout “poetry” at you.
Another Skinny Hellbound Cunt………………among the millions
With all those tattoos it looks like she had an accident at Kinko’s.
121, meaning the copy toner exploded?
119 – He visited with the people, and GUESS WHAT!? They loved him. He didn’t do it pretty in style either. So you know what, enjoy your Maxim and your Stuff and Angie’s flat ass; I’ll stick with the, as you so succinctly put it, “Poetry.” (doofus)
USO is for the troops. I think Bob Hope is playing this weekend. Why’ncha go shag a ticket?
Dude..
…where is her butt?
she is picking up attention hints frm nicole ritchie
hey she’s old its tough to stay in the limelight
hahah! Brad the Grass isn’t greener
just boney and bare kinda like he’s with a skinnyTranny now
I think Angelina is ugly. Jennifer is much prettier than Angelina . Angelina is hot, well she was hot , cause in this moments she looks… terrible , and is not so true . She is not an altruistic girl . Bye :-p
I know I always wear MY heels when visiting desert countries! Makes the camels move faster :)
Jolie, as humanitarian as your efforts seem, could you maybe instead of urging people to aid Iraq just urge hegemonic and racist state regimes to not mess with countries like Iraq in the first place?… Then maybe you wouldn’t have to adopt beautiful ‘exotic’ brown babies.
$100 says a squad of today’s worthless retarded military recruits couldn’t get past Angie’s private security personnel in Iraq and put a bullet in her head.
Angelina Jolie isn’t better than any of you who gives a dollar to a homeless person by doing charity and helping others. So please stop canonising the woman, she just has more money and cameras documenting her doing it. Tipping off the photos to every move in order to further your career isn’t true giving.
Angelina went to Iraq to drink a woman’s blood u know her sexual desires, using knives etc she is missing that and soon she will dump Brad for a woman. What has she done for the people who are needy in America?
Jolie is still the same old whore underneath. It’s time she stood up for her fakeness.
Jolie’s ass has been licked fucked until it cant take no more, that ASS has faded like she has been living in the Iraq refuggee camp.
That ass is gone. Mama Teresia you will be cursed until you die, I hope you have learnt a lesson to close your legs to married women and men. I think Jolie has desires for women that is why she is skinny. Missing something. Somebody wake me up when they blow up her chicken legs.
her ass looks incredibly painful. how can you sit on that thing without breaking those brittle bones?! she’s skeletor with a wig on. olive-oyl with a suit, and a broom with big shades on.
someone get this flat ass a cheeseburger and fries!
Matty is a nutty Maniston fan. You’re taking this shit way to seriously man, I’m scared for you.
She looks like a plastic bag full of coat hangers. (got that from somebody I know hhaha) Also, somebody call “What Not To Wear” cause fucking see-thru blouses are soooo 1997, bitch!
Also, I’m not digging those “hello sailor” shoes this homewrecking brat-collecting freakazoid is wearing. My black Nine West shoes I got a few days ago are way nicer looking, a more normal height heel, too.
I’m starting to hate her…she’s getting that pretentious thing that I hate so much.
Angelina is a ugly skank whore. Too bad she doesn’t get hit with a sniper bullit. This cock sucking bitch desrves it. Death to Brangelina Whores!
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