Angelina Jolie paid a humanitarian visit to Iraq today, one of over 20 countries she’s visited since becoming a goodwill ambassador for the United Nations. Reuters reports:
“I have come to Syria and Iraq to help draw attention to this humanitarian crisis and to urge governments to increase their support for UNHCR and its partners,” the actress said in a statement released by the U.N. High Commissioner for Refugees. “It is absolutely essential that the ongoing debate about Iraq’s future includes plans for addressing the enormous humanitarian consequences these people face,” she said.
See? Sometimes I cover the news here. Hard news. News so hard it’ll make Angelina Jolie forget all about Brad Pitt and their 500 kids. You liking that, Angie? Let’s go find a tent somewhere and I’ll pretend to care about whatever it is that you do. The United Bacons, right? Sounds hot.
Radar | August 28, 2007 at 7:16 pm
First again. WWHHOOOP
Radar | August 28, 2007 at 7:18 pm
What hideous fucking ink on her back. She’s starting to resemble Amy Whinehouse.
Those tats aren’t even tasteful. They’re biker-trash tats.
Friggin NASTY!!
Cardinal Ximenez | August 28, 2007 at 7:18 pm
82nd at last
Jen | August 28, 2007 at 7:18 pm
She has such a gross body now. Her ass is flat.
Jimbo | August 28, 2007 at 7:19 pm
@2 but she is far better looking than Amy Whinehouse
Tricked Cowgurl | August 28, 2007 at 7:21 pm
I turn away for one second or maybe 3 to work on my blog prose and I come back to 5th? Oiu!
Radar | August 28, 2007 at 7:21 pm
Nothing was said about her looks Jimbo. I can remember downloading the Gia movie clips and nekkid photos of her.
I’d do her in a second. After I got rid of the third-world kiddos and had those tats lasered off her body.
Jimbo | August 28, 2007 at 7:22 pm
@6 what is the link to your blog?
BigHead21 | August 28, 2007 at 7:22 pm
Shes gettin way too skinny, and she has no ass whatsoever. WARNING TO BRAD PITT: leave her immediately, you can be bangin all the hot girls in the world, wut the hell are u doing settling down with her and having kids.
Jimbo | August 28, 2007 at 7:23 pm
@7 Gia was a good movie. Her and the blonde from Lost. I enjoyed it!!!
George | August 28, 2007 at 7:23 pm
Does she have a map of the world tattooed on her back. With all those ugly tattoos and her white outfit she looks just like “Popeye the Sailor Man.” I hope they have some canned spinach on that plane.
Fashion Sheriff Cowgirl | August 28, 2007 at 7:26 pm
I’m sure that the Iraqis will appreciate her message after she disembarks from her private jet in her designer wadrobe. She looks like an angel of humanitarianism (I know I butchered that spelling bitches!).
crushed-x-beauty | August 28, 2007 at 7:26 pm
Her boobs look weird.
Screw you Superfish | August 28, 2007 at 7:29 pm
Superfish is a flaming queer who steals content from other sites and old comedians. And by “flaming queer” I mean he’s a homo. And by “homo” I mean delicious man candy. And by “delicious man candy” I mean a person who uses the same joke over and over again 15 million times.
See? I can steal jokes too faggot!
George | August 28, 2007 at 7:33 pm
You would think that after she had one of her tattoos removed, the stupid Billy Bob name one, she would stop with all the inking. Those tats are going to be just beautiful in 10 years when they start to fade and her skin sags. That’s if she doesn’t starve to dead by then.
martino | August 28, 2007 at 7:34 pm
“United Bacons” – Thats funny
George | August 28, 2007 at 7:34 pm
You would think that after she had one of her tattoos removed, the stupid Billy Bob name one, she would stop with all the inking. Those tats are going to be just beautiful in 10 years when they start to fade and her skin sags. That’s if she doesn’t starve to dead by then.
mrs.t | August 28, 2007 at 7:35 pm
#12-absolutely my thoughts. I always wear at least $5,000 worth of fashion whenever I’m visiting a third-world country on a humanitarian mission.
Everyone knows the homeless Iraqis LOVE them some Dolce & Gabbana.
lmao | August 28, 2007 at 7:39 pm
“starve to dead” — heehee!
where’d her booty go?
pointandlaugh | August 28, 2007 at 7:41 pm
#4 — agreed.
And check out pic #3 — her SKELETON hand/claw. good lord that is scary. she is NOT hot. I never liked her.
Shep | August 28, 2007 at 7:41 pm
Soooooooooo……….. I used to think Angelina Jolie was Mega hot………. Now i think if Skeletor had a attractive face with giant lips, it’d be angelina’s twin. Same giant hands, same boney frame. The only difference is, skeletor wouldn’t haven’t such disgusting tat’s on his body. So i guess that means skeletor 1, Angelina Jolie 0
Fashion Sheriff Cowgirl | August 28, 2007 at 7:43 pm
At least her huge glasses cover most of her face, so they won’t stone her to death on sight for beig a whore!
Radar | August 28, 2007 at 7:45 pm
Yep. Even He-Man wouldn’t hit it.
Fred | August 28, 2007 at 7:45 pm
*to Angelina* Ok now Angelina, when you walk around in public places make sure your arms are always behind you. That makes your chest stick out. Oh ya, and make sure you always look back like you forgot something. The combination of chest forward, arms back and the backwards glance is so sexy!!! They will love you in the middle east! Darling you look fabulous!
Mama Pinkus | August 28, 2007 at 7:49 pm
She is a lovely gal but she needs to to take care of herself (specifically, eat more). Alas, I think her tattoos look vulgar.
Fashion Sheriff Cowgirl | August 28, 2007 at 7:56 pm
AND her shirt is see-through? She spits in their face with her ignorant American ways. It would be even more classic if she sported Cameron’s communist China bag!
Harry | August 28, 2007 at 7:57 pm
I’m so glad Brad Pitt dumped that nagging biatch Jen “America’s Sweetheart” Aniston for Jolie. He messed Little Miss Perfect up good and fine, and I couldn’t be happier. She looks like she can barely think straight these days, probably still hasn’t recovered from being kicked to the curb for the first time in her life. Rumor is that she was the biggest f-ing nag on the planet, and Pitt couldn’t take it anymore.
woodhorse | August 28, 2007 at 7:57 pm
Iraq = pwned. Let’s see… how does an Iraqi woman choose between being badly misused and abused property OR reaching for freedom and independence by emulating Angelina? – that’s probably a foregone conclusion now. Plus, she just cheered up our troops.
Saint Angelina indeed.
Frick! | August 28, 2007 at 7:58 pm
I think she’s a bit mental, but at the same time I admire that she’s trying to do good and is very passionate about the cause thats closest to her heart. But I also think she needs to stop adopting so many children and spend time with the ones she already has. And stop and take some time to EAT and take care of herself (where the hell did her ass go? Good Lord!). Other than that I think she’s classy and has come a long way in the past few years. Other celebs should strive to be more like her instead of completly self absorbed, wasteful a-holes.
woodhorse | August 28, 2007 at 8:01 pm
#14 – this accomplishment will look good on your resume. And by “look good” I mean in comparison to your homophobia. And by “homophobia” I mean what happens when your girlfriend (and I use “girlfriend” in the loosest, sluttiest, no-girlfriend way possible) when she looks at you.
This is a fun game! Next poster please add your “and by that I mean” comments.
2-cent | August 28, 2007 at 8:07 pm
Uh… For the record, I don’t think superfish is gay. Although, who stole who’s joke is a mystery to me. Maybe Superfish is a super pilfer or not?
Me | August 28, 2007 at 8:15 pm
Yes, she’s very skinny and has a lot of tattoos. I am not fan of tattoos, but I like her anyway, she has such a brilliant soul and she’s so alive.
Yes I do! I still find her so attractive and I am sure many many many people agree with me and I think Brad is really lucky.
hollyj | August 28, 2007 at 8:19 pm
Well, 29 said everything I was thinking, so ditto on all that.
Yeah, the tats are very trashy. Trashy and passe. Too bad, too, cuz I think she’s very beautiful otherwise when she has meat on her bones.
squirlgal1 | August 28, 2007 at 8:20 pm
Someone please get her a sandwich
12:51 | August 28, 2007 at 8:24 pm
for everyone who says she’s skinny she suposedly has a liver problem and it’s effecting her weight… apparently
Edie | August 28, 2007 at 8:29 pm
YAWN!!!!!!!!
humwawa | August 28, 2007 at 8:35 pm
how nice it is that this celebrity child/casual heroin user takes time from her busy life of pretend games to stoop so low as to visit a country for such a tasteful cause.
brad’s misguided and now he’s locked in, having had that baby. you KNOW he regrets it. he must have wanted to marry a mommy and jen didn’t have that. oh, well.
tsk, tsk.
humwawa
Milandir | August 28, 2007 at 8:37 pm
Then al-Queda killed her as a foreign whore.
George | August 28, 2007 at 8:41 pm
# 19-
Sorry, I meant “Starve to Death,” but she will most likely be dead soon since she appears not to be eating anything. I think she is wearing white to try to look fat!
Infonistacrat! | August 28, 2007 at 8:52 pm
I swear, just looking at them pictures I got so hungry I have to go eat again. I swear, she needs a couple samiches. Put 30 lbs on her, she might look decent. I just ain’t into that whole skeleton thing.
Discuss Beauty | August 28, 2007 at 9:08 pm
Hopefully she hasn’t gone child-shopping again…
She doesn’t need to add another to her collection….
(Leave me a message, vote on some polls, and chat live at http://discuss-beauty.blogspot.com)
Gart Arfunkel | August 28, 2007 at 9:29 pm
Angelina Jolie is my brother’s wife’s ex fragerr mugrate. Qwanzz.
blpressure | August 28, 2007 at 9:31 pm
What is it, International Fugly Day or something? Jameson, Diaz, Winehouse and now freak lips.
John Donson | August 28, 2007 at 9:41 pm
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smg | August 28, 2007 at 9:43 pm
She gets tat’s that mean something to her ( as opposed to those of you who get a ‘cute’ dragonfly on your lower back…how original!) , so FYI to all of you, your opinions on her tat’s are completely irrelevant. She is an amazing woman, an amazing beauty, and those of you who cannot recognize this, are simply too superficial and pathetic to matter.
Cryptic Cooze | August 28, 2007 at 9:50 pm
Fuck toy.
smg | August 28, 2007 at 9:50 pm
She gets tat’s that are relevant to her and her life ( as opposed to those of you who get tat’s of dragonflies on your lower backs…….how original!!!).She went through the death of her mom this year and she is a mother of 4, and a working mom. Some people respond to stress by over eating, why is it so hard to understand under eating? She is an amazing woman, and amazing beauty, and those of you who cannot see that are simply too patheic and un- important to matter. Get a life haters…
12:51 | August 28, 2007 at 10:01 pm
@46 this site is called THESUPERFICIAL fuck tard
Radar | August 28, 2007 at 10:20 pm
SMG’s probably got an original tat, too. Something like that japanese porn, where the guy has a malformed penis. Malformed penis tats? Whatever floats your boat SMG.
We’ve all said we’d fuck her. The tats are trashy, regardless of their originality. We told her to put on a few pounds.
You feed the trolls, you’ll get your hand bit off. Better sit down, now….