Angelina Jolie unveils Knox & Vivienne (Spoiler: They look like babies.)

Wow, #45 poster. I sincerely hope that karma doesn’t come back to you and you don’t ever have to experience SIDS with your own child or family members child, or friend’s child. But guess what – Karma does work it’s way. I feel bad for you already.

Hey peasandcarrots–Karma is not supposed to be used to frickin threaten people, you loser! And that santimonious ” I feel sorry for you” is really disgusting. Go back to hour rock, will ya?

I really never understood this “baby album” bullshit. All babies look the same. Like, exactly the same. If you lined up all the recent celebrity babies who came from two white parents you wouldn’t be able to tell whose were whose.

Yeah! Two more guaranteed attractive people have entered the world.

Now just wait 18 years for the next Blockbuster film and hope that the child star syndrome doesn’t get them first.

Shiloh is adorable.

We’ll have to see about the two new test tube blobs.

Ok, so what’s the big fucking deal? Those babies look like two bald baby rats and People paid out millions just to see THEM? White people are so fucking stupid at times.

These babies are one of God’s newest creations. Give them a break. I don’t’ agree with making money off of babies in this way, but they are still so innocent.

Ok, so what’s the big fucking deal? Those babies look like two bald baby rats and People paid out millions just to see THEM? White people are so fucking stupid at times.

good for them. I for one wouldn’t pay I dime to see any kids… people are really delusional and fascinated by the weirdest things. I can tell angelina is trying very hard to pass as a decent human being; now , maybe she will succeed. Poor brad is sure ready for the retirement home – really.

#2 STFU asshole

Congratulations to Brad & Angelia and your adorable twins!

Oh please, you’re congratulating them on a blog they’ll never read (I doubt both of them are literate anyway).

Let us not forget: IN FUCKING VITRO.

These two are the biggest cunts on the planet. I’ll pray for spontaneous baby combustion.

Who cares about the two hypocritical losers? Let’s donate 1 million and purchase a 70 million dollar castle!

To be Brad Pitt’s woman and have in vitro fertilization should be considered a federal crime.
When Taylor Kitsch and I make our babies, we *surely* won’t be skipping the funniest bits. :)
Shiloh is a cutie.

Why the fuck do the stupid magazine pay them all that money , who gives a shit about her babies knowing that she pop them out is not going to make
the world a better place , lives are not goin to change , now if they do give all that money away but thet wont all that cash is in their swiss bank account now

Anyone notice how the baby is smiling? Seems overly Photoshopped.

Or evil.

Anyone notice how the baby is smiling? Seems overly Photoshopped.

Or evil.

You have to admit that Angelina is one hot mama and her and Brad DO make beautiful babies…

EXACTLY # 62 Thank GOD someone else gets it.

These hypocrites are the greediest loosers on the planet. Check out their multiple palatial mansions.

http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20216355,00.html

EXACTLY # 62 Thank GOD someone else gets it.

These hypocrites are the greediest loosers on the planet. Check out their multiple palatial mansions.

http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20216355,00.html

How much VILE Venom and envy of you dorks! Why so much hate for fucks sake!
Couple is adorable, they share their little gladmess with the world. Make money – they said it would go to charity -can you fucking read, idiots?

I adore Angelina!!! I would adopt all your babies myself!!!! They ALL are adorable….AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Im so happy for them.

How much VILE Venom and envy of you dorks! Why so much hate for fucks sake!
Couple is adorable, they share their little gladmess with the world. Make money – they said it would go to charity -can you fucking read, idiots?

I adore Angelina!!! I would adopt all your babies myself!!!! They ALL are adorable….AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Im so happy for them.

TWO MONEY-MACHINES, brad?
YEP angelina, LET’S MAKE A FEW MORE!!

So Brangelina finally cashed in on their gossip empire… smart move

#65 Babies often smile like that especially when they are sleeping.

Those are Johnny Knoxvilles spawn, or maybe Party Boy Chris Pontius. Whoever they spewed forth from, they seem as ugly as most babies.

Wow! You people are even sicker than I was lead to believe.

Cute babies. Totally pretentious and insufferable parents.

Shiloh is the most gorgeous baby I have ever seen (she looks like her daddy!!!), even cuter than my own two, I am sorry to say!

I LOVE this couple and am so happy they are so much in love they are actually glowing! Thank GOD Brad had the sense to say “Buh-bye” to the Self-Absorbed, Bleached-Bitch and a huge welcome to the GORGEOUS Gentle-Spirited Earth-Mother!

A fan of both before they were together—
Jennifer A has a big nose and is always depressed. Even a nose job and a psychiatrist after Brad’s departure hasn’t changed a thing!!!

People who don’t like Brad and Angelina are jealous.
They are both beautiful, fun, smart and kind.

Do you not like them because…
you are depressed with Jennifer?
Have nothing to do but watch Friends re-runs all day?
Have wild frizzy hair with a big nose? And a boob job didn’t even help?
Keep all of your money to yourself and hate charity?
Hate your mom or dad or yourself or all of the above?

There is no reason to hate people who give money and time to others.
There is no reason to make fun of these innocent children.

The couple is sexy and the kids are cute.
They are a family and seem happy. And if they aren’t it’s not our business anyway. Looking forward to more kids and more hot, steamy movies like Mr. and Mrs. Smith!

ooh.
And Roseanne Barr sucks!!!!
And eats.
Eats alot.
Alot of food.
She’s gross and disgusting and no one cares what she has to say.
She must be out of money and trying to support her eating habits.

The only way that anyone would pay her is for her to make ugly comments about people. She even blogged that she is being requested on certain TV shows….like as if she won’t ask for money!! Will she give the money to Charity or eat it??

Don’t call her…..she will just eat all the money up in groceries.
And then we will have to watch more of her horrid plastic surgeries!!!
She’s starting to look like Elizabeth Taylor. They must have the same surgeon. IF the TV stations feed her….her next surgery will result in an overweight Michael Jackson Horror (he shares one of Liz’s surgeons).
Then, we can tell her to BEAT IT!!
But, she will probably eat it. Again!!

i think Angelina is awesome.
and she looks great!!!

What a crock.

Hey Angelina? Brad? What’s it like pandering to the idiots who would be stupid enough to be interested by this non-event? How is it for you, being slightly smarter than your functionally retarded fan-base?

I suppose you can fool yourself into being satisfied by all the attention and of course, the money, but you should know how shallow you and the vast majority of your fake ‘celebrati’ friends are recognized as being, by individuals such as myself.

If you read People, you are retarded. If you have fake twins to get on the cover of People, you are scum. It’s like you found the secret to popularity: Babies. Lab babies, foreign babies. I bet you even have a couple we don’t even know about. Black Market Super-Babies. Assassin babies with kung-fu grip (for Brad). Babies for eating. Rainy day babies. Organ host babies.
And of course Robot Babies. Curiously, these were the only ones to be conceived naturally by you and Brad.