Angelina Jolie unveils Knox & Vivienne (Spoiler: They look like babies.)

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s new babies Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline can be seen in the latest issue of People which hits newsstands today. The magazine paid $90 bajillion for the photo rights which is a lot of money for Angelina Jolie holding basically every single newborn infant you’ve seen before – times two. I was kind of hoping these babies would be different and do something awesome like ride Harley’s or fight crime, but they just sit there. Whee.

Photo: People