Other happenings in the world:
- Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are trying “really hard” to have another set of twins. Someone needs to stop letting these two watch TLC before you can’t get the paper without tripping over their kids. Dammit, Maddox, my azaleas! [Star]
- Jessica Biel plays a stripper in an upcoming movie. Like blurry pictures of non-naked strippers? Welcome to Boner-town. [The Sun]
- DMX arrested in Miami for skipping court appearance. How do I put this delicately? They have Burger Kings in Canada. Just sayin’. [AP]
- Chace Crawford reportedly dating Taylor Momsen which fulfills his contractual obligation to bang a Gossip Girl co-star and make sure it ends up in the tabloids. Because, really, who doesn’t love forced irony? [Page Six]
shanananai | December 10, 2008 at 2:36 pm
flirrrssssstttt
Go Hokies | December 10, 2008 at 2:38 pm
“trying really hard” means having people in lab coats fertilize some her eggs with Brad’s boys in a dish.
Photoshop Police | December 10, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Some of those fertility drugs cause twins, triplets, etc. to happen.
Be careful what you ask for Angelina.
You may end up with octuplets!
disgusted | December 10, 2008 at 2:48 pm
dude chace crawford is dating a 15 year old….gross.
Megabyte | December 10, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Jessica Biel is definitely not as convincing as a stripper as Lindsay Lohan was in…what was that movie called? Oh yeah. “I Know Who Killed My Career.”
steve | December 10, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Hopefully these stories will inspire some comments by bitter conservative racists. These days, it’s all they have to live for.
lambman | December 10, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Taylor Momsen is only 15, that is creepy. Cause Chase is over 20.
lambman | December 10, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Taylor Momsen is only 15, that is creepy. Cause Chase is over 20.
ewww | December 10, 2008 at 2:59 pm
chace is 23. she’s 15. what a pedoooo!!!!! thats SUPER jailbait.
she has 3 more years til she’s legit. wtf is he thinking?
dumbman | December 10, 2008 at 3:00 pm
you already said that
duh | December 10, 2008 at 3:13 pm
“she has 3 more years til she’s legit.”
Taylor lives in Maryland, where the age of consent is 16. She’s 15 1/2. Yeah, I’m sure there will be a full investigative team assigned to this case.
el ces | December 10, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Angelina and Brad look good here. The outfits are clean and tasteful.
However, I absolutely resent that moustache.
Tyler Durden does not age.
Jimbo | December 10, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Chase better pop that cherry now. After 15 it’s all downhill. Tits fall down and weight and bitching go way up.
missy | December 10, 2008 at 3:29 pm
they day they break up will be the happiest day ever
does she carry his balls in her purse?
bob | December 10, 2008 at 3:46 pm
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"”" W e a l t h y C u p i d . c o m”"”"”"” last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
Sharla | December 10, 2008 at 3:59 pm
I don’t like Brad’s mustache, but in this pic, he looks a lot like Robert Redford… many years ago…
http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/
Teryn | December 10, 2008 at 4:02 pm
I really hope chace crawford and taylor momsen aren’t together. It would be VERY bad for my health.
MH | December 10, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Is this all these two Chodes do is play dress up
agentgirl | December 10, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Brad needs to wipe that turd smear off his upper lip!
Me | December 10, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Anyone who posts after Me sucks on DMX’s long black ghetto penis
Chauncey Gardner | December 10, 2008 at 6:00 pm
Judging by Brad and Angelina’s Boris & Natasha-esque Russian spywear, I’d say Angelina wants more twins so she can dispatch them to various locations (like Jennifer Aniston’s house) and use them as telepathic communication conduits.
memyselfi | December 10, 2008 at 7:31 pm
Brad looks sooo bad with that mustache. Maybe he is competing with his ex’s love, Mayer. Sorry Brad, but that does not suit you.
You | December 10, 2008 at 7:54 pm
I’m pretty sure the mustache is for a movie role. I’m hoping.
Taylor Momsen was Cindy Loo in The Grinch like, two years ago. She’s that young. I don’t care how ruthlessly hot she is. It ain’t right.
Madonna is a cunt | December 11, 2008 at 12:28 am
Ms Jolie obviously has some serious issues. She should get together with Michelle Dugger and pop out some serious rug rats.
gerard Vandenberg | December 11, 2008 at 12:33 am
…………………………….”MONGOL TWINS”?
(with brad’s signature, folks)
LOVE SHY | December 11, 2008 at 1:05 am
geez brangelina pretty much go around and shop for kids when are they gonna stop
tc | December 11, 2008 at 1:35 am
Brad’s small cock coupled with a second batch of twins is going to render her cunt next to useless.
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anonymous | December 11, 2008 at 11:51 am
I don’t believe in that story at all… maybe they want more kids in the future, but this is too recently