In her first interview since giving birth to Shiloh, Angelina Jolie reveals on CNN’s Anderson Cooper 360 tomorrow that she plans to adopt another child, saying: “Next we’ll adopt. We don’t know which – which country. But we’re looking at different countries. And we’re – I’m just – it’s gonna be the balance of what would be the best for Mad and for Z right now. It’s, you know, another boy, another girl, which country, which race would fit best with the kids.”
Which race would fit best with the kids? I think it’s pretty clear Angelina Jolie is an ignorant racist. I don’t know where she grew up, but I don’t see things like black or white or yellow or green or whatever other color people come in. I’m color blind. And that’s what makes our world such a beautiful place. That, and being struck in the eye by a baseball as a child and no longer being able to tell whether to stop or go at a traffic light.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolies “genetics experiment”…I mean family building experiment will finally usher in the dreams of the Fuhrer himself. While I don’t think Herr Hitler had adoption on his mind in the 40s and would staunchly disapprove of Angelina incubating such mongrels, He would be most pleased by the “master aggregation” of Brad and Angies seed.
Sadly, Im going to medical school and already have a PHD in Cell Biology…hopefully one day my work in the sciences can eradicate those awful little love/faith children so that couples can finally engineer the child of their dreams. Who needs humanity when you can have genetic perfection?…Brad and Johnny, Jessica and Nicole…give it a rest in the bedroom…science will need some of your DNA for cloning in the future..dont use it all up my little superstars.
krisdylee #85….too funny!
I think Angie is NUTS, but great in the sack, and that it why Brad is whipped.
99 Must agree – how badass can you be if you were in a Meatloaf video
97 yes, she is so classy now don’t you know, classy but still edgy (oooooh, shivers). Does she ever wear jeans like the rest of the world? It must be the flat ass like 99 said
God we are all such misanthropes. Read this — gotta read the lobotomized comments too.
http://www.cnn.com/CNN/Programs/anderson.cooper.360/blog/2006/06/one-on-one-with-angelina-jolie.html
I guess Anderson didn’t pick up on Anjhee’s racist comment (yeah, if he had, he’d be obliged to ask a followup that would make her say something even more stupid).
99. OK, FEMINISTARD!!! MISTER SHRIVELED WILL ATTEMPT TO EDUCATE YOU, IN SPITE OF YOUR OBVIOUS FREAKIN’ HANDICAP OF DUMBCUNTITIS, AND PROBABLE AFFLICTION WITH A SEVERE CASE OF DRIEDPRUNEPUSSITIS. I’LL BET YOU DIDN’T KNOW MISTER SHRIVELED WAS SUCH A SKILLED FREAKIN’ DIAGNOSTICIAN, COOBTARD!!!
YOU, HAVENTBEENFUCKEDINYEARSTARD, SAID :
I ask you stupid white potato-shaped males out there: what the heck do you honestly find so attractive about Ms. Jolie? Tattoos don’t make you “badass.” Tattoos don’t magically turn a person into a walking wet dream.
( MINDLESS SHIT DELETED )
“most beautiful people.” AH yes, cue Marilyn Manson. So beautiful with your stupid tattoo running across your chest.
( MORE MINDLESS SHIT DELETED )
Earth to stupid white guys: she’s not a “witch.” She’s not a “hardcore sex machine” (hey, she only had one baby of her own). She’s not a role model. Hell she can’t even stick with one guy reliably.
( MORE FREAKIN’ MINDLESS SHIT DELETED )
Make it a Celtic knot and all the Mr. Potato Body 30-something moron males will all get a collective boner.
( ENOUGH ALREADY, BITCHTARD!!! )
DOUCHETARD, THE ONLY THING REMOTELY POTATO-SHAPED ON MISTER SHRIVELED’S BODY IS HIS ENOURMOUS FREAKIN’ BALLSACK, SO I’M NOT THE STEREOTYPICAL MIDDLE AGED, FAT, WHITE MALE THAT YOU SEEM TO HAVE A FREAKIN’ HARD ON FOR, FEMINAZITARD!!!
MISTER SHRIVELED WILL USE SMALL WORDS THAT EVEN THE FREAKIN’ COOB WILL UNDERSTAND, THOUGH HE WILL DROOL ON AND FREAKIN’ PISS HIMSELF BEFORE HE FINISHES, LAMETARD!!!
ANGELINA JOLIE IS A FREAKIN’ NUTTARD AND A TATOOTARD, SHE PUSSYWHIPPED THE PITTARD, SHE THINKS KIDS ARE FREAKIN’ FASHION ACCESSORIES, AND, … NOT A SINGLE FREAKIN’ HETEROSEXUAL MALE, OR BISEXUAL FEMALE, ON PLANET EARTH CARES.
I DON’T WANT TO MARRY HER, OR DATE HER, OR EVEN FREAKIN’ TALK TO HER, EXCEPT MAYBE TO SAY, “DEEPER AND HARDER, THAT’S THE WAY MISTER SHRIVELED LIKES IT, SLUTTARD!!!” IT’S REALLY THAT FREAKIN’ SIMPLE.
‘NIGHT CONSERVATARDS, LIBTARDS, AND FREAKIN’ COOBTARDS!!!
I’m pretty sure she’s referring to “colour-coordination”.
She’s got black, brown, yellow and white kids already. I think the next one she’ll adopt will have to be… fuchia.
*ENORMOUS*
*TATTOOTARD*
DICTIONARYTARDS!!!
#13 – YES! Finally someone else remembers Anderson Cooper on Channel 1! Funny how whenever someone mentions his credentials, they leave out Channel 1!
Funny how Angelina, who’s got such a “big” heart for adopting, doesn’t publically consider the thousands of orphans here in the United States – God forbid she adopt one of the many older children that has a harder chance of being adopted. Now THAT would show a greater love to me.
i hope she adopts a wookie.
#15 – “platoon of nannies” – brilliant.
#65/101 – hooray for science!
#26: remember it well; also the episode where she gets angry at Saffie and adopts dozens of Rumanian babies. Not so far off the mark here.
47: that has such a ring of truth…too sad. Let’s have more of the Paul Newman/Joanne Woodward type of charity, open wallets and hearts and closed mouths. THAT’s class!
Mr. Ballsack–
Want to spend a long, sweaty weekend in bed with me? You rock, babe.
What? No one sees the connections?
Angelina is estranged from her dad. Jennifer is/was estranged from her mom.
Angelina Jolie – Jennifer Aniston.
AJ-JA.
Brad’s dyslexic! Time to call in cavalry. Tom? Oh, Tom? Send Brad some vitamins mixed with some scientology and he’ll be healed in no time. Halleluiah. PTL. Amen.
111 — forgot those guys, but yessirree you are right. Tight-lipped, not feeding the media, for all the right reasons. So sad, though — didn’t they have a drug overdose kid? I’d hate to see one of BA’s adoptees fall to that fate because then you can’t really say you delivered a quality of life, can you? Scary to think that two tards who may or may not have GED’s wax on so seriously about education. At which grade will they be unable to help with homework? Mang does have some savvy — she keeps her media-whoring to a respectable level, but she knows enough to know that restraint adds to the hunger — I’m sure her mama (or the French correctly-punctuated equivalent of that word) has advised her. I wouldn’t be surprised if mom is the one feeding the A’s sick-ass moves.
113 — So is Brad the Bermuda in this triangle?
105 LOL, too funny — thanks for the enlightenment!
Mangelina/114 – don’t remember details but yes, I think you’re right; can only hope their family bond was stronger for the tragedy and it makes the work people like that do even more meaningful.
“Scary to think that two tards who may or may not have GED’s wax on so seriously about education.”
- so funny…so true…so sad…
She should seriously consider adopting Cabbage Patch Kids instead. After all, they’re cheaper, less time consuming, come in all the colors of the rainbow, have really cool accessories and you even get an official Adoption Certificate. When she gets bored with them, she can just donate them to some orphanage.
Uh-oh #105 is going to be in deep shit when his Mom gets home and finds out he’s been on the Internet again.
I think Angie should adopt Paris Hilton… then they could do the MILF-slutty daughter thing.
i am curious how brangelina will spin their break-up. i think it will be sad for shiloh, when brad leaves angie because she cannot stop cheating on him with lesbian women. he will go on and marry again and have more kids. angie will continue to adopt but will be increasingly looked upon as a woody allen/mia farrow freak.
to #45…sorry..anderson cooper is gay. Its been documented and substantiated. He chooses not to talk about it. He’s had the same boyfriend for years.
to #47…you’re so wrong..Angelina does NOT stay at 4 star hotels..they’re 5 star..
Brangelina ought to wait until the umbilical cord falls off their daughter before they start talking about another kid.
Whoa. Her stock just went down in my book. I don’t even want to have bisexual sex with her anymore. What a freak. Hello Mia!
I thought for sure she’d sound smarter. What a disappointment. I was right – all Hollywood checks their brains in at the door before becoming stars. Must be a true “brainwashing” or just a simple lobotomy. Ewww… dumb and pretty. What a freakin waste.
Hey whats that flushing noise? Oh yeah, Anderson cooper’s credabilty
123 That flushing noise is your spelling and grammar…
dear god…
does anyone else get the weird vibes that Angelina is imitating the life of Mia Farrow? hello… how many kids CAN you adopt? will you be able to remember all their names? even if you survive a few decades with Brad, will you be able to survive him leaving your sorry skanky old ass for Zahara or another one of your “adopted” daughters? it’s still hard to fathom Brad buying into all of this crap… but i think his wavelength runs on the same frequency of “freak” as Angelina’s!
Proof positive that Anderson Cooper has a TCLTC t shirt? He didn’t look at her tits ONCE during the interview. Even straight chicks look at her tits at LEAST once… He probably turns away and gasps in horror when she whips ‘em in her movies. I of course press pause because I’m sophmoric like that.
She is a dumbass. Somebody PLEASE make her stop!