Angelina Jolie talks about the twins

November 19th, 2008 // 75 Comments

In an interview with GMTV, Angelina Jolie says she had trouble simultaneously breastfeeding her 4-month-old twins, Knox and Viv, and also discusses how she and Brad Pitt attend events with baby pee on them. According to Us Weekly:

“You think, ‘Ah, if anybody can do that, I can do that,’ she says in an interview on British show GMTV. “But it’s a lot harder than it looks in the books. I did that a few times, but [mostly] I would take turns. It just takes a long time.”

(In the books? Tricks like the “double football hold.”)

Jolie, 33, says she weaned the twins when they were 3 months old. “[That was] about as much as I could do,” she says.

So how does having six kids affect her Hollywood commitments with Brad Pitt?

“The only time it ever collides is if, you know, we’re trying to get ready for some event where we have to walk a carpet and somebody gets peed on, and figures, ‘Oh well, I guess we’ll be wearing that this evening,” she says.

Sure, learning about Angelina Jolie’s breasts is great, but I’m more interested in these photos. Can somebody explain to me again why the pedophile porn star is trying to molest the wax figure? It sounds like it’d be a great story.

Photos: WENN
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  1. Satan

    Pitt looks like Shitt

  2. jdsjsakjsdka

    angelina’s hot..and pitt looks stupid..

  3. dork

    Photos vs. the thought of those huge funbags lactating…. Hmmmmmm

    ‘C’mere honey. The baby’s done feeding. My breasts are still full. Do you want to finish me off?”

    “Hell NO! I’ve got to figure out a story for these unusual photos.”

  4. grosssssssssss

    The worlds hottest couple? What a fucking JOKE. They both look ragged.

  5. Ginger MINGE

    Jeez, he looks more and more like Mr Average everyday. Their “regime” is killing him. Jennifer Aniston is pissing herself laughing right now

  6. Angie's piss stained ballown

    Man I really wish Angie would get bangs I hate looking at that massive forehead (it’s funny how some body parts being big is great like boobs and eyes and lips, but big foreheads and asses and belly’s for example are revolting) and could she wear some fucking colors for a change? I am so sick of her black wardrobe, being so thin it just elimninates her curves and makes her look like a zombie and it washes her out, she’s looking oily too and that only amplifies her dome like forehead.

    As for Brad he needs to dye his hair back to blond and get rid of the creepy hitler stach. He once said the downside of turning 40 is that “you’re face goes” um yeah tell that to Clooney, Paul Newman and Tom Seleck to name a few, don’t blame it on your age douche, blame it on the life sucking partner you chose and the kids you got all at once RIGHT after getting a divorce, fucking retard that is the most pathetic mid life crisis ever. He really should have lived it up for a while before jumping into this bizarro baby collecting mega commitment.

  7. Angie's piss stained ballgown

    Man I really wish Angie would get bangs I hate looking at that massive forehead (it’s funny how some body parts being big is great like boobs and eyes and lips, but big foreheads and asses and belly’s for example are revolting) and could she wear some fucking colors for a change? I am so sick of her black wardrobe, being so thin it just elimninates her curves and makes her look like a zombie and it washes her out, she’s looking oily too and that only amplifies her dome like forehead.

    As for Brad he needs to dye his hair back to blond and get rid of the creepy hitler stach. He once said the downside of turning 40 is that “you’re face goes” um yeah tell that to Clooney, Paul Newman and Tom Seleck to name a few, don’t blame it on your age douche, blame it on the life sucking partner you chose and the kids you got all at once RIGHT after getting a divorce, fucking retard, that is the most pathetic mid life crisis ever. He really should have lived it up for a while before jumping into this bizarro baby collecting mega commitment.

  8. jdsjsakjsdka

    GOD!…what the hell happened to the world’s sexiest man?!..damn you angelina!!!

  9. TUBBO

    Morticia and Gomez Addams out for a night on the town. Where’s Wednesday and Pugsley?

  10. michelle

    um, they look ragged because they have 6 kids all under 7… what do you expect? lol

    however, i highly doubt that the jolie-pitts only have 1 red carpet outfit each and have to wear one with pee on it. /rolls eyes

  11. michelle

    um, they look ragged because they have 6 kids all under 7… what do you expect? lol

    however, i highly doubt that the jolie-pitts only have 1 red carpet outfit each and have to wear one with pee on it. /rolls eyes

  12. fattest

    she looks like the bi female doctor on house in that pic

  13. Vince Lombardi

    Is it really that cold where they live that Pitt has to wear a fedora and a 12-foot long boa constrictor scarf around his freakin’ neck? I’m seeing him wear that hat so often, I started to suspect hair implants.

    Angie just looks like the wise ol’ owl. One helluva MILF owl, I might add.

  14. Vince Lombardi

    Upon further review, her look appears to convey: “Can you believe I’m walking around with this putz wearing that ridiculous hat?”

  15. Lydia

    Brad just *might* be doing the ‘mo-vember’ thing for prostate cancer. Except with a ‘stach instead.

  16. GG1000

    Man, the resemblance to Morticia and Gomez is growing every time I see them! Except at least the Addams couple was entertaining…

  17. Max Planck

    Morticia Addams

  18. havoc

    The Addams Family.

    *snap snap*

    .

  19. AteIsEnough

    It’s funny, the first thing I thought too was “Addams Family”. Glad I’m not the only freak actually posting! ha-ha-ha! Boy these two are seemingly losing their “it factor”…

  20. MrMagoo

    Pic 5 looks like a staged Heidi and Spenwhore picture.

  21. Rant

    If Angelina was the good mother the media portrays her as she would give the children a stable upbringing. Traveling from country to country on daily or weekly basis is not stable.

  22. dew

    They’re creepy and they’re kooky,
    Mysterious and spooky,
    They’re all together ooky,
    Brangelina Family.

    Their house is a museum
    Where people come to see ‘em
    They really are a scream
    Brangelina Family.

    So get a witches shawl on
    A broomstick you can crawl on
    We’re gonna pay a call on
    Brangelina Family.

  23. Mo

    He’s probably got the mustache for Movember (http://www.movember.com).

  24. Sweetums

    They are trapped together by this image of “the perfect couple,” and you know that they hate each other. Well — Pitt doesn’t hate Angelina. I think hate is an emotion that is beyond his chilled surfer vocabulary. But she hates him.

    Even Jennifer Aniston said he was a boring man to be married to. And this is the Smart-Water-drinking, Prius-driving, antiseptic Jennifer Aniston we’re talking about. If SHE thinks he’s boring, imagine how the self-mutilating, heroin-shooting, Billy-Bob-riding, brother-sucking, jet-plane-flying, schizoid adopting Angelina must feel. But if she were caught cheating on him ( *cough* Wyclef *cough* ) or left him, then the only fans she has left, the Brangeloonies, would desert her. Bwa ha ha.

  25. Rant

    Brad is morphing into Earl Hickey!

  26. Fernanado Narcos

    She didn’t wean 3 month old babies.As usual,the stupid cunt doesn’t know shit about children because she has employees who take care of them.

    God,these two are wastes of flesh.Fucking phony motherfuckers with a herd of mouthbreathers hanging on every retarded utterance they drool out.

  27. Dee

    I think she’s had to much done to her face-she’s starting to look scary.

  28. FartCloud

    Gomez!! Morticia!! Where’s Fester!!

  29. Karen

    Is it just me or does Angie look like Mortitia Addams.

  30. PrimeOne

    Is it just me or are they both trying to vi for the next Adam Family Movie? REALLY NOW!

  31. veggi

    I can’t believe nobody has noticed how much Angelina looks like Morticia Adams.

  32. Maggie

    eww she looks super gross.

    and her kids are gonna be dumb because it was too inconvenient for her to breastfeed.

    http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/05/080505162902.htm

  33. Kim Kardashian

    “somebody gets peed on, and figures, ‘Oh well, I guess we’ll be wearing that this evening’”

    Please elaborate.

  34. duh

    I can’t get over that Angie is only 33. She is looking really bad for someone who is still relatively young. I’ve always thought she was ugly, but there’s ugly and then there is corpse-like. This is just proof that you can’t hide what’s inside. Eventually the mask of youth falls away and all you are left with is hideous monster you are inside. Brad, on the other hand, just looks empty.

  35. AteIsEnough

    @32…ummmm, Veggi. Have you read about 50% of the posts before yours? Yes, people have noticed how much they look like cast members of the Adamms Family…so you can believe it.

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  37. i.know.better

    This from the Addams Family show:

    Morticia: [to Gomez] I’m just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It’s just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade.

    Coincidence, or demonic possession.

  38. SC

    jeez, those babies were already born underweight (five pounds each), and now she weans them only after 3 months!!! I could understand a middle to low income mother or malnourished mother doing that, but they live at a 70 million dollar estate and they can easily afford a small army of help including a staff of wet nurses. this woman who must know about the importance of breastfeeding to do this to her kids is just plain wrong. Something is not right with her.

  39. fran

    is it just me or does Brad Pitt look a badger

  40. Brad Pitt's Mustache

    Yeah #36, huh, Veggi is not too bright.

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  42. Jeff W.

    Wow, she’s starting to look witchy like Madonna. The bloom is off the rose.

  43. Mama Pinkus

    Ms. Jolie is starting to look like Elvira Mistress of the Dark

  44. kitty_kat

    “Angelina Jolie talks about the twins”
    Angelina talking about her kids? Wow. Now THAT doesn’t happen every day.

  45. chris

    38, i love that! do do do do *snap snap* do do do do *snap snap* the adams family!

    btw brad, your stache looks gay. aniston is probably cheersing to not having to be stuck with you anymore.

  46. kitty_kat

    @36 & 41
    I’m pretty sure veggi was being sarcastic.

  47. Ron

    She is so hot. I love me some Angie.

  48. SHredder

    I know they’re running a kiddie porn site, hence all the adoptions and births….or they have some weird sick fetish where angelina jolie cant get off unless babies are suckling her nipples and gumming at brad pitt….I’ll bet money on it

    I mean she made out with her brother…is it that far fetched?

  49. herman munster

    elvira fishlips release the sex tape already

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