Angelina Jolie takes ‘Not Shiloh’ out shopping

December 1st, 2008 // 73 Comments

Angelina Jolie has about a thousand kids which is why it’s important she tries to fit in some quality time with each of them. In this case, she took Maddox shopping in New Orleans yesterday. Not exactly sure what she bought him, but let’s assume it was Europe. That’s right; Europe. The continent.

Okay, that’s a bit of an exaggeration. It was probably just his own set of white slaves. Haha! Kids.

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  1. Methos

    First bitches…too easy!!

  2. Steve

    With all these stupid tattoos she looks like that kid doodled on her.

  3. Deacon Jones

    I see the mom gut. Looks like she’s jumped the shark. NEXT!

  4. Rhode Island

    Anyone posting after me sucks on Cambodian penis

  5. I suck on Cambodian penis!

  6. havoc

    Seriously, how big could a Cambodian penis be?

    .

  7. Sinclaire

    Look at her arms and legs. She looks like she is 70 years old.
    IRT: 4. Rhode Island – December 1, 2008 5:31 PM

    Anyone posting after me sucks on Cambodian penis

    ….I doubt it. You would have to pull it out of your ass first.

  8. Laura

    This is the “sexiest woman on earth”?!!

    WTF

  9. Laura

    This is the “sexiest woman on earth”??!

    WTF. She actually looks kinda haggish…

    barf

  10. beefytee

    I really wish she’d gain some fucking weight…She used to be my favorite and now this…?! I mean you can see her damn uterus. That ain’t cute.

  11. Laura

    This is the “sexiest woman on earth”??!

    WTF. She actually looks kinda haggish…

    barf

  12. Chauncey Gardner

    Her Madonna lessons are clearly paying off. Seriously – flaunting the little brown people you own while their blood relatives die of cholera in a third world lean-to is soooooooo pretentious…

  13. beefytee

    wow, I slipped in there between your double post…like I was givin you a pearl necklace.

  14. # 5= Backwood boy your antics suppose to irritate me? i love this,,,wish you could do this every day….

  15. The real douchie would never be that obvious. He would say the same thing, but in a much more obtuse manner. Then use the mark foley defense.

  16. Doggy Style

    SHE IS FUCKING UGLY. WOWO, SHE”S FUCKING UGLY!!!!! In the first picture she looks like a man, her face is so fucken manly. Stay away from this shit.
    I’m blazed right now

  17. LoLa

    Does she NOT shave? Why is her dress aroudn her cooter area raised? Like she’s wearing some huge draws or she really needs to trim her bush.

    Yes she is really really skinny and doesn’t seem to have one ounce of fat or extra skin on her. And this only 4 months after having her test-tube babies cut out of her stomach. If anyone actually believes this body cock-sucking whore had those bastards naturally, and that she “bounced” right back to her pre-pragnancy weight” by deiting alone, you’re fucking sick. This bitch had a tummy tuck. There’s no doubt in my mind. It’s impossible for everything to pop right back after carrying twins

  18. Backwood boy ? is this your first time playing another man close? answer the question… if youre not a coward

  19. Jesse

    I think we’ve finally located Sarah Connor

  20. tahnee

    she hates her ‘real’ kids, app

  21. Backwood boy=Cowering in the background watching his monitor, like the snail that he is!!! waiting for my next comment!

  22. jennyjenjen

    She is totally mentally ill and a kid collector. I don’t know why she’s been allowed to keep adopting. It’s unhealthy for the children she already has. Also, with her history of mental illness, she couldn’t even adopt in the U.S. due to the regulations.. she shouldn’t be allowed to keep adding to her posse.

  23. Victoria

    I don’t understand why she hates Shiloh!

  24. amanda

    what happened to her hips?
    she used to be beautiful, now shes emaciated
    of course she also used to be interesting, gee thanks brad pit!

  25. ConnieCorleone

    Does it seem like that kid has looked exactly the same for the past 5 years? (Give or take a mohawk) He NEVER ages. Chew on that fupa.

  26. Aja

    She isn’t aging too well. She is beautiful, but Aniston is older yet looks younger than her.

  27. EllaMinnowPea

    That arm of hers would look right at home on your average crack whore.

    Correction:

    That arm of hers would look right at home on your average crack whore whose been dead for 5 days.

    And…there’s an orb flying around her uteral region in the 5th pic. It’s the spirit of the 7th Jolie-Pitt making it’s first ever public appearance.

  28. Come on “hillbilly” come out, come out where ever you are….

    Switch to the more boring name now? not so exciting is it?

  29. Al_Byno

    @ 6 – Scientists figure it’s girth and extension are about the size of a small mole.

    BTW- Angelina Jolie is hideous. You guys can fight over her all you want. I’m all over that lovely, pasty angel named Anne Hathaway!

  30. Bob

    I think she forgot to eat lunch… a few.. um.. hundred times… gain some freaking weight…

    http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/

  31. X

    Wait a minute… that’s not Seth Rogen! And I thought Stephen Chow was playing Kato! What the hell is going on here?

  32. Anna

    she would prolly look better if she was a little tan. Her arms are almost getting as bad as Madonna’s. She doesn’t look healthy anymore:(

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  34. I think she’s hot, and I love her style. Bought a similar dress cheap online. Click on my name.

  35. Comictrio

    Angelina, the Auschwitz look really is rather disturbing. I suggest closing your legs once in a while and actually eat something for a change.
    Look at Nicole Richie, after getting knocked up, she put on, what!, 85 pounds?

    Eat a sammich once in a while. Ask Rosie O’Donnell how she maintains her weight, I’m sure after a lengthy snuggle session she would be glad to provide a few eating tips!

  36. maddox

    she is a beautiful woman in need of tan

  37. Ted from LA

    The only thing more annoying than Angelina are the 650 ads plastered all over this site. Fuck Fish. Spread them out a little.

  38. Mal

    she has a terrible boy, completely shapeless. Boobs sure, but omggggg those arms!

  39. Mal

    make that *body*. Not quite checkin out the shape of the boy, lol!

  40. Nicole Richie

    # 36, THAT IS NOT FUNNY, I DID NOT GAIN 85 POUNDS AT ALL…

    * GOES TO TOIULET TO PUKE UP DINNER***************************88

  41. Aja

    I just wanted to take this opportunity to make an important announcement to the world: I am a whore.

    Aja

  42. @ 2. Your so not witty yet a waste of time. Think things over before you act K? Deacon Jones she just had twins, whats your exuce? Oh, just a lazy slob. Sinclair, I’m not seeing what your seeing at all. They look just like a 35 year old healthy arms and legs should look. If you couldn’t think of anything more clever, must you post something that wastes time? @8 Laura-Yes, She has been labled the sexiest woman on earth. How do you look shopping with a child? Like the sexiest woman on earth? Lola @17 How closed minded and stupid can you be? You speak like your a doctor or professional on the subject. Just because your tummy is like jello and you never even had a kid doesn’t mean that she can’t look like this and have you heard of Spanx? It’s all the new craze, it holds fattys like you or moms who recently gave birth in enuf to make you look like you never were fat or had twins. @25, I thought the same thing! He like hasn’t grown since she adopted him years ago.

  43. Ok, how in the world can you look that good after having twins a few months ago??? I wish I looked like that! She is beautiful and I do not know how she manages to pull all this off with so many kids! She is a tough one! I wish her well!

  44. Poontang

    Fugly bitch

  45. Goodbye

    @44

    Fuck off

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  47. Lexoka

    Going shopping with your (very rich) mom sounds more like a punishment than quality time to me…

  48. She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” B i l l i o n a i r e p a l . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ?????????????????

  49. White slaves? how is that funny? why would the little asian kid have white slaves, or slaves at all? very distasteful thing to say

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