For some reason, Angelina Jolie getting on a commuter train is big enough news that every major news agency is reporting on it. She bought tickets from a city station and boarded the Mumbai train but was so well protected by bodyguards that nobody could get near her for an autograph. And that’s it. She got on a train and wouldn’t sign autographs. That’s the news. I don’t want to tell Reuters or the AP how to do their job, but if they’re actually paying people to write these articles they might as well be shooting their money out of a cannon into an elephant’s butt. This is the sort of hard edged investigative reporting you’d expect from a 3-year old.
Oh nice comeback #44, you are the one who’s full of shit, you had much to say the first time you put your hind legs on the keyboard. I’ll tell you what, I’ll take a spoonfull of Fibercon if you cram yourself a nice bowl of shut your fucking piehole.
Use any orifice
normally seeing the words “Angelina Jolie” and “train” in the same sentence would make me spontanteously ejaculate, however this story SO did not live up to the headline.
Commish – it needs attention and it wants to be you/ me/ us.
#52 – HA!!!
FUCk, I thougt it said she was HIT by a train. I can’t wait until this dumb cunt dies.
She’s been in Africa so long, she’s starting to thing she’s really a native African. Look at those jerry curls. Damn, that’s fugly
Angelina is severely anorexic. We should be focusing on her rather than Nicole Richie because she’s in worse shape. !!!
Apperently #13 is a mother in india
Angelina to her makeup artist:
“Hmmmm….gimme the “Carla from Cheers” look today. Thanks.”
She is shooting a movie … her look is her costume …
#24 – The food in India is supposedly good; I’ve never eaten it, since I don’t enjoy ending up sick in the hospital.
#44 – Getting a little defensive, aren’t we?
#17 – India doesn’t have the plague; you’re thinking of New Mexico.
17 and I was thinking she was only of the countless caucasian actors trying to look black. You know Jolie is going to keep the ethnic look, tacky as it is she’s in dumbshitville so ugly is hot to her.
There is something severely wrong with the world when Angelina Jolie looks like a haggard, anorexic heroin addict and Tara Reid actually looks cute.
What the fuck thats not even angelina jolie thats fucking whitney houston,too ugly to be her and who gives a shit if she rides a train homeless people ride it everyday and they never make the papers.
Some people need to get their facts straight….there is a world outside the US. The plague????? WTF!!!!!! elephants?????? Get an education.
It makes me happy to see her looking so ugly and shooting a movie that is so pointless.
She looks crap. If angie was actually serious about playing the character of Marianne pearl acurately she would have gained a bit of wieght as the REAL Marianne Pearl (although slim) was never anorexic looking. She’s more concerned about her own vanity than anything else and the only reason she probably took the role was probably because Jen aniston had wanted it for far longer than her.
Angie needs to take notes from proper actresses who can actually look appropriate as certain characters such as Charleze Theron (???sorry, that prob. spelt wrong) in “monster”.
ok, she’s a little too skinny, she does not look good as a natural curly haired person, which thankfully, she doesn’t have to live with curly hair. (see Cameron Diaz’s hair in “Being John Malkovic” ewwwwww!)
Light green is not her color. Maybe they’ll make it look better in the movie with some sepiatone film, or lighting that makes it looks… well, like a film about a journalist killed by terrorists and how crappy that was for everyone involved. There. Get OFF it. Marianne Pearl is quite cute, however.
ok, she’s a little too skinny, she does not look good as a natural curly haired person, which thankfully, she doesn’t have to live with curly hair. (see Cameron Diaz’s hair in “Being John Malkovic” ewwwwww!)
Light green is not her color. Maybe they’ll make it look better in the movie with some sepiatone film, or lighting that makes it looks… well, like a film about a journalist killed by terrorists and how crappy that was for everyone involved. There. Get OFF it. Marianne Pearl is quite cute, however.
yeah, it’s the equivalent of a private train
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