Angelina Jolie points the finger

November 17th, 2006 // 60 Comments
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Following the arrest of three of Angelina Jolie’s bodyguards after they allegedly roughed up parents and students at a school in India, Angelina issued a statement, saying:

“It is not surprising that the press involved failed to mention their share of the responsibility in the chaos. As for this horrible rumor that someone referred to a local man as a ‘bloody Indian,’ let me say this: I would never work with anyone that was derogatory towards another man’s race. My family is of mixed race.”

It doesn’t matter what the press was doing because they weren’t the ones pushing around children. You could throw a hundred photographers in my face and there’d never be a moment where I’d think to myself: “I really feel the need to beat up some kids and their parents.” I mean I might do it anyway, but I wouldn’t think about it. How else am I supposed to get their candy?

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  1. Stirlang923

    wow…I’ve always wanted to be first and this is great I get to make a comment about a home wrecker

  2. Dani

    Well, I mean what did she expect shooting her film in a school during operational hours. I feel no sympathy for the bodyguards.

  3. veggi

    I like here better with an afro and with billy bob for that matter.

  4. In all seriousness, I am sure it was not intentional and I think making something out of it is a bit over the top because in chaos mistakes can happen.

    However, because it is Friday, I suppose we should all should think about pushing children around, maybe throw fruit-loops at them too, after all they are shorter.

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com

  5. slantingthroughdarkness

    Her finger smells like vagina.

    http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

  6. Binky

    Jolie further clarified : ” He actually meant ‘bloody EAST Indian’” and then she threw in, “And Lohan can now be referred to as a ‘bloody’ actress”
    That Angie is quite a card.

  7. MargeAggedon

    She was just there picking up a new kid to go with the others and there was a run on the indian ones.

  8. CDob

    Reading this story all over the internet has given me more proof that all celebrity journalists rip each other off. Every article I’ve read about it (except this one) has referred to it as a “fracas.” How many times have you ever seen that word used before? And now it’s in every article on this story. Crazy bastards.

  9. Guards? She doens’t need guards. India is way more fun without guards.

    http://www.celebslam.com

  10. ER

    Yawn….she bores me!

  11. RichPort

    If I hacked them to death, would they be bloody Indians then?

    I like when Jolie talks about race… now race to my bed, bitch!!!

  12. magickal

    She’s so fucking full of herself. “My family is of mixed race”….she just couldn’t wait to throw that out there. In case anyone could ever forget how good and kind St. Angelina is to adopt her own little united nations. With the help of the married man she lured away from his wife, of course. Fucking bitch. Enough of her already.

  13. .

    #11 you should blame those clunkers on a troll

  14. BigJim

    I haven’t had a drink for 33 days and I sure feel like beating up some children.

    I think I’ll just have to settle for kicking some kittens though.

  15. Wonked

    All of these celebrities and their hard-ons for Africa. I’ll take them seriously just as soon as Bono, Brangelina and Kanye West build huts in Rwanda and donate 90% of their net worth to their new neighborhoods.

    Oh wait, that would be genuine.

    You don’t see Warren Buffet pimping babies and chastising America’s involvement do you? No, he’s too busy writing checks to give reporters sound bites.

  16. All of these celebrities and their hard-ons for Africa. I’ll take them seriously just as soon as Bono, Brangelina and Kanye West build huts in Rwanda and donate 90% of their net worth to their new neighborhoods.

    Oh wait, that would be genuine.

    You don’t see Warren Buffet pimping babies and chastising America’s involvement do you? No, he’s too busy writing checks to give reporters sound bites.

    http://www.wonked.net

  17. JackSmith

    …and let’s not forget that she’d never get involved with a married man because she came from a broken home.
    2 different situations, 1 lame excuse!

  18. mikeski

    Yeah, she’s mixed race: Half crazy, half smokin’ hot.

  19. jesse jackson

    in all this discussion of adopting african babies, i don’t think anybody’s raised the issue of evolution. specifically, the importance of survival of the fittest, competitively speaking. the little black babies are supposed to starve to death. when you interfere with that, they grow up to reproduce and thereby pass on their inferior genes. over time, the entire gene pool drifts downward, in terms of fitness, and all sorts of flaws become more prevalent – mental retardation, mental illness, physical illness, body odor, reliance on foodstamps, you name it.

    the point is, nature knows what it’s doing, so don’t fuck with it. if you want to be a do-gooder (or just look like one), adopt an african spider, or african violet, or just build model slave ships. but for god’s sake, leave little Mashudu in his mud hole.

  20. bloodyindian

    Pitt just gave his first interview since entering the country to India-based NDTV. He claims he was not in Bombay at the time of the incident but he’s completely convinced nobody from the unit would use slurs like “Bloody Indian” or “Bloody Muslims” (yes, they’ve been accused of that too.)

    The unit had permission to film at the school but the students were inconvenienced coz the school buses could not enter the school premises in the morning and the unit showed up an hour late in the afternoon which coincided with the time the kids were leaving so there was a Grand Orgy involving school kids, Jolie’s crew (some of whom were dressed in uniform and carrying fake firearms… hehehe!), incompetent school authorities, abusive bodyguards, America-hating muslim parents and heat-deranged paprazzi. The bodyguards had to cool their heels at the police station for 5 hours and will have to visit there everyday for the next seven days! Bwahahaha! If there’s anyone who’s had it coming, it’s them! The paprazzi always have it coming so they don’t really count.

  21. Yeah the “paprazzi” always hav it coming.

  22. RichPort

    #13 – marshy, marshy, marshy. Everybody player misses a pitch once in a while… but you’re just a fan… run along now!

    By the way Jolie, the invitation to leave DNA on my bed is still open.

  23. pixie_la_femme

    ***number 19 IS RACIST, INCREDIBLY OFFENSIVE TO ANYONE WHO HAS BEEN SUBJECT TO PREJUDICE BASED ON RACE. are you suggesting jesse that the black in africa should die out as a species because if they reproduce they will simply be propagating their weak genes? have you thought about how ignorant and hateful that statement is?
    HE SAYS: “the little black babies are supposed to starve to death. when you interfere with that, they grow up to reproduce and thereby pass on their inferior genes. over time, the entire gene pool drifts downward, in terms of fitness, and all sorts of flaws become more prevalent – mental retardation, mental illness, physical illness, body odor, reliance on foodstamps, you name it.”
    HOW CAN YOU DARE TO POST SUCH A COMMENT? YOU ARE the epitome of ignorant LOW-LIFE SCUM!!! i don’t know what kind of white-supremacist family you came from but i’d kick your face in if i ever saw you!@#$

  24. marshmallow-dream

    #22

    That wasn’t my comment, but I’ll take credit for it anyway. You should really be less promiscuous about your trolls.

    But I do love how you people always talk about “players” – and by “you people” of course I mean the mutts resulting from the random humpings of the lesser darker breeds.

  25. NipsyHustle

    stick a dick in her mouth already. she’s so annoying when she speaks.

  26. RichPort

    Actually marshy, I was using a metaphor (look it up) juxtaposing (look it up) baseball players with comment writers. I was hardly being racial at all. If I wanted to be victimized by albinism (look it up), I’d left your mom sit on my face again. Alas, I am cursed with an enormous johnson, while you seem to just be an enormous dick.

  27. RichPort

    And I know what to do with my curse ^

  28. ER

    Brangelina keep commenting how no one on their ‘team’ would ever be so racist, but of course the ‘team’ isn’t going to do it in front of them – Brangelina is their boss for crap’s sake.

  29. Marshy here’s a little bit of what you’re missing…

  30. RichPort

    marshy, marshy, marshy. You really can’t hang with the adults can you? Juuuuust when I thought you grew some balls, you run back under your bridge. Fucking troll. I’m done feeding your corny ass.

  31. PrettyBaby

    #30 Fucking nasty. Save that shit troller. You faggot. Get lost- quick.

    Angelina is hot and good looking and she has her pussy scent allover Brad, but she can still be irritating occasionally and it seems like more and more now that she is with Brad, she acts too high & mighty.

    Sorry for the run on sentence

  32. KimberWolf

    Is it me, or is she starting to look like John Voight?

  33. PrettyBaby

    I apologize for the language on my earlier comment. I’m sorry, but the trollers really make me angry!

  34. It’s too bad these comments show up here, because Angelina is one of the few celebrities who are truly beautiful. Maybe a little conceited, but whatever, what do you expect.

  35. dinigi

    Is this along the same lines as “I’d never sleep with a married man” blah blah blah As if I’d ever believe a word that comes out of her foul mouth

  36. Steeno

    @23, pixie, jesse never said he was white.

    he could be siberian for all you know. or peruvian. maybe chinese.

    and it’s fair that YOU label HIM a racist??

  37. I don’t think Angelina Jolie or the Mister had anything to do with the alleged violence.

    The bodyguards are black.

    And what do black people hate? Everything.

    Just tossing that factoid out there…

    …….
    ….

    …jk jk jk omeomi

    But yeah, Angelina Jolie iz teh sexzii.

    woot woot amen

    chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

  38. BigJism

    23. Yes.

  39. hilaroushillary

    #33: I was thinking exactly the same! Her dad is so damn nasty fucking fugly and so she is .. I’ve never understood the hpye !

  40. mikewall

    Angelina thinks she is a goddess
    She was first a trashy whore, now she thinks she is mother theresa

    http://www.topsexywomen.com/angelina-jolie-pic.html

  41. Umm, I am a bloody India, so thought would chip in with some stuff.

    The school is located in Mumbai (Bombay) It is a Muslim school, run by some Muslim organisation and most kids are Muslims.

    Bombay is the city thats always in a rush. You have a film shoot in a Bombay school, and parents come to pick up their kids, and you tell them they can’t because theres a film shoot going on, you are lucky if they don’t break the school into pieces and throw it into the sea. Nobody waits, nobody tells anyone to wait here. They have to pick up kids and catch trains and buy vegetables and there is just no time, it is like asking to go kill themselves. You NEVER do that in Bombay.

    Now whose mistake is that? The school’s. They were stupid to even allow this shoot there.

    Now, about the specific abuse – bloody Indians. In India, we use the epithet bloody regularly, even those who don’t speak English use it. So it is quite likely that the parents made it up, very easy in a crowd scene. Like someone says, that bodyguard said bloody Indian – and others would be like yeah? we shall teach him a lesson. This does not mean that the bodyguards did not abuse the parents or Indians. But the more complicated abuses would go above their heads, and they would translate them all as “bloody”. Just clarifying there.

    Now, the next stupidity. In India, Pakistan is the enemy, and Muslims in India are often accused of being Pak sympathisers. They dont like the accusation, and are very sensitive about it. Now, a parent comes to a school and what does he see? Actors dressed as Pakistani cops walking around, in a Muslim school. They would already be on edge thinking, is the school stupid, why do you give the Hindus one more reason to think that we have something to do with Pakistan? Lets get the hell out of here with our kids – and then they would be told they can’t go in.

    Overall, very stupid of the school. Parents – thats how they react in Bombay. Don’t mess with their train schedules. Bodyguards, they get scared seeing a Bombay crowd with breards and ckullcaps – they are not used to such strong visuals and they overreact.

  42. the-man-himself

    I want to see a catfight! Fey vs. Hilton vs. simpson!

  43. the-man-himself

    Sorry, wrong thread.

  44. killeristic

    finger? which finger? ive never liked her

  45. Steeno

    @42, dancewithshadows,

    i’m impressed. finally, someone here has useful info AND its unbiased, even multi-perspectived.

  46. zena marie

    So, news flash, a little of the Angie veneer chips off. She doesn’t screen her bodyguards, obviously, she’s not universally “super beautiful”, and she’s probably about as much a freak in bed as a blow up doll.

    and like #17 pointed out, her brilliant statement “I would never work with anyone that was derogatory towards another man’s race. My family is of mixed race.” makes as much sense as her “I’m not involved with Brad. Iwouldn’t be with a married man because my father cheated on my mother.”

    She either assumes her adoring public are dribbling morons who have no memory, or she’s as vapid as she looks. Nice wardrobe, though.

  47. HughJorganthethird

    why hasn’t al queda killed her yet?

  48. peachpie

    Wanted: Super-rich celebrity couple interested in adopting baby from the country they’re actually FROM.

    Oh, wait…it’s not about the children. It’s about showing the world how damn cool you are.

    You go girl! Don’t worry about the orphans over here. They’re so “common”, anyway.

    (Wow, I’m snarking today. I never snark)

  49. peachpie

    And agreed… thank you # 42 for that information.

    Maybe the celebs and the guards are just so accustomed to the everyone parting the seas for them that they didn’t know how to behave when REAL people didn’t put their lives on hold in the presence of their royal highnesses.

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