Angelina Jolie on the can, double breastfeeding

August 5th, 2009 // 78 Comments

Here’s a nude sculpture of Angelina Jolie titled “Landmark For Breastfeeding” by New York based artist Daniel Edwards. It’s scheduled to be displayed in Oklahoma which sounds like a great idea. Because there’s nothing the Midwest loves more than activist celebrities. And art.

Then again, she is barefoot and breastfeeding.

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Comments (78)

  1. newschoololdschool.com | August 5, 2009 at 12:10 pm

    so first. nice sculpture

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  2. Poon Tang | August 5, 2009 at 12:11 pm

    FIRST? Um, people from the Midwest >>> people from anywhere else in the US

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  3. joe | August 5, 2009 at 12:11 pm

    Whaaaat theee

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  4. Chris | August 5, 2009 at 12:11 pm

    This be social suicide right here. She’s officially Madonna-fied

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  5. fiction | August 5, 2009 at 12:12 pm

    I didn’t know Oklahoma was in the Midwest…

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  6. JA FOOL-AYYYY | August 5, 2009 at 12:15 pm

    this makes me feel really creeped out

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  7. zips | August 5, 2009 at 12:15 pm

    Is Oklahoma trying to re-brand itself into the (bad) art capital of the world? They’re going about it the right way.

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  8. The 'A' Man | August 5, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    Oh dear Lord, What next??

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  9. gotmilk? | August 5, 2009 at 12:18 pm

    how can we be sure that’s not Octomom?

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  10. zips | August 5, 2009 at 12:20 pm

    @9 – Because she would be lying on her side with all the octo-nutlets at her like sucklings piglets or puppies.

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  11. Dr Truth | August 5, 2009 at 12:23 pm

    Dan Edwards is to art what Perez Hilton is to news.

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  12. Slightlyinsanestacey | August 5, 2009 at 12:26 pm

    Ok, I’m as pro-breast feeding as they get but this is just terrible art. Her feet look huge. I breast fed all 3 of my kids and don’t remember ever doing it nude.

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  13. ROUGH Daddy | August 5, 2009 at 12:28 pm

    A Mother Theresa we can fap too…Lilo needs her PR peeps….

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  14. vangroover | August 5, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    Is that a wick in her head?!

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  15. fuck Jolie | August 5, 2009 at 12:33 pm

    HAHA pwned baby addict. Bitch says she can’t even cook I don’t care if you have an army of staff no woman who claims she can’t cook should be having ANY children. Whores and turds EVERY able boddied person can cook and anyone who says otherwise is a liar. You may ot be a five star chef but if you can’t make a fucking meal you shoudn’t be alive yet alone the caregiver of little children. Wouldn’t a real mother want to make loving homemade meals for her kids? She’s not a mom she’s just a pshyco ho pays people to raise some kids she decided she wanted to own.

    Notice how h made her ace look old and beat rather than beautiful.

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  16. pasteve | August 5, 2009 at 12:34 pm

    Four pics and not one of its ass?

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  17. Dumb Ass Okie | August 5, 2009 at 12:34 pm

    We don’t cotton to nude women in these here parts. We’re mostly backward hicks that prefer a good ole Church social to sculptures of over-rated Hollywood baby mamas that steal other women’s husbands. If I knew any big words I would use them right now to explain myself more thoroughly, but we’re a simple people. However, you can always count on us to do one thing like clockwork, and that is to vote every idiotic Republican we can find into office. It’s what we do, well that and cow chip tossin’ and huntin’ and trappin’ and such. Occasionally we get down to the crick and warsh our overalls.

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  18. Dread not | August 5, 2009 at 12:37 pm

    @ 14. vangroover – August 5, 2009 12:30 PM
    Is that a wick in her head?!

    It does look like a candle. Gives a whole new meaning to, waxing that ass.

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  19. j | August 5, 2009 at 12:41 pm

    Now if it was sculpted out of human feces or canned spam then we would have a real winner.

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  20. Charles Few | August 5, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    The lifelessness of this sculpture makes it remarkably lifelike.

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  21. KS Here | August 5, 2009 at 12:57 pm

    I love this. Pure beauty. Did AJ have it commisioned or is this something I can buy?

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  22. bete noir | August 5, 2009 at 12:58 pm

    Tasteless and the sculpture is actually mediocre. The artist is a publicity whore.

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  23. uh Uh UH! Yeah ... hand me a kleenex will you honey? | August 5, 2009 at 1:01 pm

    #16 – the statue is lifelike. She doesn’t actually have an ass worth mentioning.

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  24. IMAbfwhore | August 5, 2009 at 1:07 pm

    she barely even breastfed her twins….why is she getting this done of her again?

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  25. KS here | August 5, 2009 at 1:09 pm

    I can’t decide if I like this or LOVE it!

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  26. Melissa | August 5, 2009 at 1:09 pm

    #15 is totally that psycho-bitch, Kate Gosslin

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  27. Name No | August 5, 2009 at 1:12 pm

    Angie looks stunning as always! But where is the Jen Aniston statue. Lets be fair!

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  28. Adam | August 5, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    HA! I love how she’s holding them like footballs as they suck on her saggy tits.

    But why isn’t she wearing underwear? Does she have a third nipple on her cooch from which a hidden child suckles?

    Maybe thats just how Angie rolls.

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  29. wtf | August 5, 2009 at 1:19 pm

    I thought Angelina had bigger boobs than that.

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  30. Truth Doctor | August 5, 2009 at 1:25 pm

    Just think – if her suicide attempt back in the day hadn’t failed, we would never have seen this work of “art”.

    One epic fail leading to another. That’s life folks, drink it up.

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  31. ha | August 5, 2009 at 1:32 pm

    Don’t take digs at the midwest. People from metropolitan areas (like Minneapolis) don’t have the accent or anything. Farmers exist anywhere between big cities with conservative values and hickish accents.

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  32. Name No | August 5, 2009 at 1:33 pm

    I would like a sculpture of her french kissing her brother. That was hot!

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  33. KS here | August 5, 2009 at 1:38 pm

    We know our art around here! We have the cow sculptures here. You just STFU. By the way, Angie has never looked hotter. I wish her other chitlins were depicted as well, not just the twins.

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  34. Love the Pitts | August 5, 2009 at 1:47 pm

    She posed for this? I don;t thisnk so! You haters get a room with your hating self. You are just loving on the Jennifer AA so go to hell., Brad+Angie forevah

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  35. Hate her | August 5, 2009 at 1:49 pm

    He should have painted JA instead. She is prettier by far. Her hair and legs would be better subject matter.

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  36. I don't think so | August 5, 2009 at 1:55 pm

    Is this truthfully supposed to be a sculpture of Angelina Jolie? It looks nothing like her. I think it’s just a sculpture of some naked ho feeding her kids while taking a shit. The Angelina comment was thrown in to fake it funny.

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  37. Bee | August 5, 2009 at 2:08 pm

    Hey! I’m from Oklahoma and we’re not-….

    …Okay, yeah, we’re like that.

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  38. natalie | August 5, 2009 at 2:09 pm

    oklahoma is the southwest not midwest

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  39. el supercabras | August 5, 2009 at 2:13 pm

    Don’t worry, #34. The ‘haters’ are all the same person, just changing names. It’s Kate Gosselin, I tells ya.

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  40. EuroNeckPain | August 5, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    @36 “some naked ho feeding her kids while taking a shit”
    Haaaa ! Best comment in a long time !!!

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  41. Fati | August 5, 2009 at 2:59 pm

    That’s a really ugly sculpture.

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  42. All Women Stalker | August 5, 2009 at 3:01 pm

    This is disturbing. Because her legs are not that thick or shapely.

    -meream

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  43. FU | August 5, 2009 at 3:04 pm

    just wanted to add a comment about something else.

    Thanks for turning off comments for the Giuliani & Bill “story”
    I guess you can’t have the wave of normal comments about them being worthless and her taking it up the ass by a yak.

    oh yeah….Angelina, I’d hit it…with a safety line attached

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  44. Kate Gosselin | August 5, 2009 at 3:13 pm

    39. Dang, I told the artist not to feature my hair in his rendering of me, I thought that would throw everyone off!

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  45. No way | August 5, 2009 at 3:47 pm

    That doesn’t look like Angelina, that guy made that up just go get more publicity. At most it resembles a bit thinner version of Octo mom accept 6 of the babies are missing.

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  46. truth | August 5, 2009 at 4:37 pm

    That statue is disgusting! Moreover, the midwest does not like activists. For the most part, midwesterners are moderate to conservative. PS – I do not believe Okla is considered being in the midwest.

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  47. truth | August 5, 2009 at 4:37 pm

    That statue is disgusting! Moreover, the midwest does not like activists. For the most part, midwesterners are moderate to conservative. PS – I do not believe Okla is considered being in the midwest.

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  48. Alli Watermelon | August 5, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    I lived in Oklahoma City for 24 years of my life. It is considered the midwest….WHY…I don’t know. Anyway, just for those of you who think Oklahoma is nothing but hicks, rednecks and people with no teeth…way to be narrow-minded and stereotypical. Now excuse me while I go tend the farm and clean the outhouse.

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  49. bert | August 5, 2009 at 5:36 pm

    I knew everybody in OK had an outhouse. I just knew it!

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  50. anon | August 5, 2009 at 5:37 pm

    …that’s really fucking creepy.

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